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Author Topic: Taking one for the team.  (Read 6533 times)

Offline ladyofthemansion

I have seen this phrase used a few times on here.

If there is ever a lady that lots of you want to find out about, have you ever been tempted to all chip in, maybe less than a pound each if enough of you join in, then draw the winner out of the hat.

Then the lucky man can go and see the lady and report back on here.

You could even have a weekly pot going in all the different areas.

Offline softlad

Actually, I have been thinking of taking one for the team so to speak, and having a novelty punt with 'Xfactor Chloe'
I think as I'm unlucky enough to live in her area, it's the least I could do.....
I can't justify her £220ph rate.
So I'm thinking of putting a proposal to her.
I won't disclose my idea just yet, but I think she'd bite.
I'll keep you posted.  ;)
 

Offline Matium


If there is ever a lady that lots of you want to find out about, have you ever been tempted to all chip in, maybe less than a pound each if enough of you join in, then draw the winner out of the hat.


Perhaps we could have a weekly lottery?

:)

Offline Mellow

I have seen this phrase used a few times on here.

If there is ever a lady that lots of you want to find out about, have you ever been tempted to all chip in, maybe less than a pound each if enough of you join in, then draw the winner out of the hat.

Then the lucky man can go and see the lady and report back on here.

You could even have a weekly pot going in all the different areas.
I wouldn't imagine "Taking one for the team" is suggesting that the bloke would see himself as"lucky" A competition would need an element of coercion.  :). My suggestion is to pick and old fat hag from prozzienet and pay the "unlucky" bloke double the cost of the punt.

Offline Matium

I wouldn't imagine "Taking one for the team" is suggesting that the bloke would see himself as"lucky" A competition would need an element of coercion.  :). My suggestion is to pick and old fat hag from prozzienet and pay the "unlucky" bloke double the cost of the punt.

Might I suggest that the first should be the roly-poly of Bristol?

:)

Offline Lady Poppy

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I think this thread is turning out to be very disrespectful and without lowering myself to the same level, I really don't think any of the ladies that you might be referring to would want your custom regardless of the money involved.  The best part of Escorting is being desired and if you are going there against your will, she will know it and you will both have a crap time.

It's not even a funny joke.

Offline ladyofthemansion

Might I suggest that the first should be the roly-poly of Bristol?

:)

Am sure there is bigger fish to fry!

Offline James999

Am sure there is bigger fish to fry!

Whe's more of a Whale than a fish.

I'd be willing to chuck in some ££ if someone want's to go and fuck the beast and report back.................

Offline ladyofthemansion

Whe's more of a Whale than a fish.

I'd be willing to chuck in some ££ if someone want's to go and fuck the beast and report back.................

The one you are all referring to is way higher up the food chain than the one I have in mind.

Whe's more of a Whale than a fish.

I'd be willing to chuck in some ££ if someone want's to go and fuck the beast and report back.................

Unless we can goad Ghenghis into giving her another go.

I really don't think any of the ladies that you might be referring to would want your custom regardless of the money involved. 

How would they know it's 'our' custom?

Offline Lady Poppy

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How would they know it's 'our' custom?

Kingnuts please do wake up.  I mean anyone who goes to her for the 'crack' or 'for the team', as apposed to genuinely desiring her and wanting a good time.  There is nothing worse than having a man in front of you that would rather not be there.  I would much rather he walked out the door myself, that is for sure.  I don't need the money that bad and I doubt they do either.

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....I mean anyone who goes to her for the 'crack' or 'for the team', as apposed to genuinely desiring her and wanting a good time.  ...
Surely they would only do 'one for the team' if it was someone they fancied but had queries over their veracity.  Otherwise it is a pointless exercise.  And you're right, excruciating for both parties.
So someone would say for instance "I fancy Kylie but believe she is a troll so will take one for the team." So they are risking wasting their time but may have an amazing punt.
I don't think she's a troll, it's just an example!

Kingnuts please do wake up.  I mean anyone who goes to her for the 'crack' or 'for the team', as apposed to genuinely desiring her and wanting a good time.  There is nothing worse than having a man in front of you that would rather not be there.  I would much rather he walked out the door myself, that is for sure.  I don't need the money that bad and I doubt they do either.

Seems like each of us thinks the other's a bit 'slow'. So I'll continue in the same vein. Once we've made a booking and showed up, none of you prostitutes know who any of us are anyway. Unless we decide to tell you. So how is the object of our desire in this instance, going to know if someone wants a good time or is just trying to be a hero?


Offline Lady Poppy

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Seems like each of us thinks the other's a bit 'slow'. So I'll continue in the same vein. Once we've made a booking and showed up, none of you prostitutes know who any of us are anyway. Unless we decide to tell you. So how is the object of our desire in this instance, going to know if someone wants a good time or is just trying to be a hero?

She opens the door to him and he looks a little anxious, a little underwhelmed, perhaps even a little brisk with her.  She welcomes him in and offers him a drink and he says, no abruptly because all he is interested in is getting in and away again.  She offers him use of the bathroom and again he says no, because he couldn't give a toss if he is a bit sweaty or smelly as he has no real interest in her and just wants to get it over and done with.

He passes over the money with a look of disgust on his face that tells her that he would never normally do this in a month of Sundays and maybe even holds on to it for that second longer as he wrestles with his gut reaction to walk and keep the money.

He has no interest in kissing her, he really doesn't want to look her in the eyes at all, but instead ushers her towards his limp cock and pushes it into her mouth in the hope that if he closes his eyes he might be able to get hard.  At the same time, he doesn't really want her to be very good, as he actually wants to go back to the guys to tell them how shit she was. 

When finally her work has achieved the goal, he then opts to go doggy, not once having touched her in a way that might stimulate her or make her feel that she is included in this experience and he fucks her from behind, cums quickly and leaves 20 minutes early so he can say that she did not offer him a refund.

Perhaps a scenario like that might make her perceptive enough to know that he was not really interested in her.  I was talking generally, that no woman would want to entertain a man who was there against his better judgment.  If he does not desire the woman, she will know and she will react accordingly.  The hour or half hour knowing you lot, will feel like the longest half hour of her life and I think it is a silly idea.  However, if you were doing it as Fannytastico suggested and you did like the girl, but just wasn't sure if she was the real deal, then it might be a good idea.

Your ideas are distasteful when they are routed at being nasty about another person, taking the piss and then laughing about it afterward on the forum.  It's a childish prank and some of you need to grow up.


Offline James999

She opens the door to him and he looks a little anxious, a little underwhelmed, perhaps even a little brisk with her.  She welcomes him in and offers him a drink and he says, no abruptly because all he is interested in is getting in and away again.  She offers him use of the bathroom and again he says no, because he couldn't give a toss if he is a bit sweaty or smelly as he has no real interest in her and just wants to get it over and done with.

He passes over the money with a look of disgust on his face that tells her that he would never normally do this in a month of Sundays and maybe even holds on to it for that second longer as he wrestles with his gut reaction to walk and keep the money.

He has no interest in kissing her, he really doesn't want to look her in the eyes at all, but instead ushers her towards his limp cock and pushes it into her mouth in the hope that if he closes his eyes he might be able to get hard.  At the same time, he doesn't really want her to be very good, as he actually wants to go back to the guys to tell them how shit she was. 

When finally her work has achieved the goal, he then opts to go doggy, not once having touched her in a way that might stimulate her or make her feel that she is included in this experience and he fucks her from behind, cums quickly and leaves 20 minutes early so he can say that she did not offer him a refund.


And I bet your fave bit is when they leave 20 mins early so you can rush back on line and post :scare:

Offline Lady Poppy

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And I bet your fave bit is when they leave 20 mins early so you can rush back on line and post :scare:

It is very rare anyone ever leaves me early and when they do it is because they can't cope any more and have been sapped dry *licks lips*.  They always come back!

Offline James999

It is very rare anyone ever leaves me early They always come back!

The amount of time you spend online would say otherwise  :cool:

Offline Lady Poppy

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The amount of time you spend online would say otherwise  :cool:

Oh James, I don't run a sweat shop.  I've just got back from N.Ireland where they pay through the nose.  I'm flush at the moment don't ya know.  Today I spent putting up my 2nd kingsize bed in the flat and tomorrow I get a new telly, so haven't worked today.  Got 2 bookings tomorrow, which will be nice. 

I touch type by the way, as I'm also a qualified Secretary, so it takes seconds to write something up on here.  I suspect you use two finger? 

Offline Matium


When finally her work has achieved the goal, he then opts to go doggy, not once having touched her in a way that might stimulate her or make her feel that she is included in this experience and he fucks her from behind, cums quickly and leaves 20 minutes early so he can say that she did not offer him a refund.


I know you're only giving a hypothetical example, Poppy, but the girl in the story comes across as having very little self-esteem and is full of self-loathing.

Offline Lady Poppy

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I know you're only giving a hypothetical example, Poppy, but the girl in the story comes across as having very little self-esteem and is full of self-loathing.

How did you deduce that when I didn't say how she felt at all?  It was more about interpreting his actions.  It really links to the thread on the gfe.  A good wg interprets what the client is wanting by his actions and is constantly reading his body language.  If a man did come to her and really didn't want to be there, then I imagine it would be rare (why would you pay to put yourself in that position?) but glaringly obvious to her, for that exact reason.

As an example and I can only assume that most clients are the same with me, as they are with other girls.  Most men want to kiss and cuddle me, once we start kissing it leads to the full dfk and usually they pull back and tell me how sexy I am.  Thinking about it, I can't remember the last time I wasn't told how sexy I am, which is different to beautiful, but still I get that sometimes too.  You see as the guys have hand picked me, then they are already fantisising about our time together and having their wish come true means that they are usually hard within seconds of us kissing.

For this not to happen is the exception, not the rule and on the odd occasion that he doesn't get hard it is usually because he can't and is often quick to tell me.

So... for a man to come to me and not behave in this fashion, I would sense it and it would make me feel uncomfortable and it would be horrible for both of us.

Offline Matium

I see that now.

What you mean is that emotions and vibes are reflected off each other and if she senses his hostile body language that will cause her to feel cheap and demeaned; his loathing for her will lead to her self-loathing.

Reflective perceptory sensations is a common occurrence in human interaction.

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I see that now.

What you mean is that emotions and vibes are reflected off each other and if she senses his hostile body language that will cause her to feel cheap and demeaned; his loathing for her will lead to her self-loathing.

Reflective perceptory sensations is a common occurrence in human interaction.

Nearly there but not quite.  You don't enjoy sex when it is one sided and it would be as he would not reciprocate with her, as she is not his type, he is there under duress.  If I was the one that came out of the hat, which I'm sure is entirely possible, as I am not everyone's cup of tea.  I would not feel self loathing because the vibes were not there, I would not blame myself at all, as 99.9% of the men I see do fancy me and tell me so, but I would not enjoy the experience or wish to repeat it and I can tell you now, the number would go on the 'ignore' list.  I may not know that it was done out of malice, but I certainly would not wish to repeat it.



Offline Mellow

I don't get this, perhaps I'm different. I pay money to get a certain type of experience. Sexual attraction is for the birds.

I guess that the main reason I wouldn't do someone over a size 10 is that I wouldn't be able to lift her by her ankles for an upsy-daisy nosh.  :)

She opens the door to him and he looks a little anxious, a little underwhelmed, perhaps even a little brisk with her.  She welcomes him in and offers him a drink and he says, no abruptly because all he is interested in is getting in and away again.  She offers him use of the bathroom and again he says no, because he couldn't give a toss if he is a bit sweaty or smelly as he has no real interest in her and just wants to get it over and done with.

He passes over the money with a look of disgust on his face that tells her that he would never normally do this in a month of Sundays and maybe even holds on to it for that second longer as he wrestles with his gut reaction to walk and keep the money.

He has no interest in kissing her, he really doesn't want to look her in the eyes at all, but instead ushers her towards his limp cock and pushes it into her mouth in the hope that if he closes his eyes he might be able to get hard.  At the same time, he doesn't really want her to be very good, as he actually wants to go back to the guys to tell them how shit she was. 

When finally her work has achieved the goal, he then opts to go doggy, not once having touched her in a way that might stimulate her or make her feel that she is included in this experience and he fucks her from behind, cums quickly and leaves 20 minutes early so he can say that she did not offer him a refund.

Perhaps a scenario like that might make her perceptive enough to know that he was not really interested in her.  I was talking generally, that no woman would want to entertain a man who was there against his better judgment.  If he does not desire the woman, she will know and she will react accordingly.  The hour or half hour knowing you lot, will feel like the longest half hour of her life and I think it is a silly idea.  However, if you were doing it as Fannytastico suggested and you did like the girl, but just wasn't sure if she was the real deal, then it might be a good idea.

Your ideas are distasteful when they are routed at being nasty about another person, taking the piss and then laughing about it afterward on the forum.  It's a childish prank and some of you need to grow up.



This is utter drivel.

It's the same old malarkey about the noble art of being a tart, and the trials you honest practicioners have to go through when faced with a sea of crude and uncomprehending punters.

Thing is, we've heard it all before. A thousand times.


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