A not so memorable Brazilian meet. Always had good experiences with these girls usually. See now the profile is not active bit behind with reviews but thought I’d post anyway. This was just after Xmas.
Booked an hour with Anal, from memory was £140 + £40. Everything else included DFK, OWO, CIM RO. Based somewhere near TCR tube.
Chose Big Tits as she seemed to be everything I was looking for but how wrong you can be.
Comms initially good agreed a time and gave me the postcode.
Make my way in good time. Text to ask full address five minutes before. Took 10-15min to get a reply but it came.
Appearance is probably 5/6 out of 10, very tall&body wise yeah she’s sexy and has a typical Brazilian shape nice round arse but no bubble butt candidate. But despite her tits being big they do sag a bit which was disappointing. Tbh could see her gave as it was so dark. So can’t comment on age or much else. Mark one.
She didn’t end up doing everything she states especially DFK - despite keep promising to do so - a blessing as whiffy breath.
Barely a light brush of lips. This is a deal breaker for me, so once that was ascertained it was kinda downhill from then on.
Gave me a thorough wiping down with wet wipes like I was some dirty tramp. Told her I had showered less than an hour before.
So weakly goes down to start sucking, which is mediocre to say the least. Heart wasn’t in it and lacked everything really. Major faux pas. Mark 2.
Says she does Anal also and will readily grab the paperwork from you but then when it comes to it she will make excuses and try to avoid the subject.
Made one feeble attempt and when my cock brushed her arse cheek she shot forward and said “no baby your too big!!” Mark 3. It’s almost all over now anyway
Mark 4, the end of the game, this was the ever so slight bad breath, just a hint of something but enough to be off putting. No need for it she would soon have told me if it was other way round.
By now Iv had enough, pissed off and disappointed there was no coming back from this. So after just 20mins I say this isn’t working out. She agreed then when I mentioned about money back she says no sorry not my problem you can’t get hard on.
I reply and say well if you did all the services you say you like and charge extra for I would be a happy camper. She mutters something under her breath. Can see this won’t be easy.
Mainly as I never got to get a go of her arse, and had paid for it and she was more than happy to try and keep the extra she had charged. Until I mentioned reviews she was then reluctant to give back the £40. So I cut my losses and left.
Better than nothing especially how I never did get half of what I wanted.
FFS why advertise these things then make it sound like they are doing you such a favour like it’s an unusual thing to kiss someone with your tongue whilst fucking them or is that just me?
PROS: Nice arse to look at and grab but that’s about as far as the pros go.
CONS: Big tits but drooping.
No DFK.
No Anal despite paying extra for.
General attitude stank not to mention her breath!
External Link/Members OnlyProfile not active so no pics to post unfortunately. Just thought the review needed adding to the current ones before.
