Jasmin Diamond - Leicester - Weak Positive / Neutral

[hsl]

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Gave her a neutral at the end.

She's touring Leicester, and at £100 ph I thought it was worth a punt. Only 1 review on her here and sounded very good.

Found her flat (no obvious branding outside was couldnt' find easily, although it's directly opposite the NCP carpark). Hide behind the door trick. She looks alright... someone you won't feel embarassed going out with. 5'9 probably. Slim. Small/B cup at best, but alas they are saggy.

Sorted out the paperwork and she asked me to shower. I have showered already but what the hello. Quick rinse and she came back. Probably lost 10 mins total there, but for 1 hour meet, I'll be fine. Laid down. She stripped and started feeding me her tits. Nice nipples but still small slightly saggy tits. Then tried to feel her pussy, immediately told no fingers. Tried to have face sitting, but she laid down instead. RO, floppy lips, and no fingering as discussed. Can't even get my tongue inside because of the way she was lying. Ventured into the perinium and she's ticklish.

On with the rubber and did her with legs back. A bit of mish, but was hoping for a bit of CG or something. She said "doggy?", i though why not. Did that for a bit and then finished first round. That was about 20mins -ish from start.

She went out for a bit and then came back to do massage. It's more applying baby oil "sensually". No massage whatsoever. I think if I laid there long enough that will be the end of the meet. I counted a few songs, and then turned around for round 2 (even though little HSL is still asleep). She put a rubber on and tried to rouse it with OW. She succeed, but I think she said time is nearly up so HJ only. WTF. Managed to get it out. She send me off to shower again, and then left. 55mins total including showers etc.

And yes, no DFK. A must for me and it's in AW and last review, but pecks on cheeks only today. That spoiled it for me, a lot

I'm one that goes with the flow, and not demand this and that because it says on AW. I don't normally specify what is and is not on offer (as I only want a fairly standard GFE), which most of them do. Not this one I'm afraid.

It's a borderline positive, but I think Neutral is a bit fairer. If it wasn't £100ph, it would have been a negative. Today, I think it was worth £80ph at best.

Not going back. Not going to seek her out. Perhaps next time I should just pay the extra £20 and get a tried-and-tested punt.

YMMV obviously.

[jayjuk]

I saw her recently too (review to follow) and would tend to agree with the neutral rating.

It's deffo her face in the pics, although I'd say the photos must be a little old, as she's more a size 10 now. Her profile stated DFK, OWO and CIM and no extras. When got down to it, she wasted time on wanting me to shower (although I had just had one), and then when I started to kiss, she complained about the beard, although never been an issue before.

There were other evading tactics, and she used a ton of wipes before doing OWO, which to be fair was pretty good. Tried a few positions and she moaned about being sore and wanting me to finish etc. When I asked for CIM she said it wasn't on profile (which it is) and talking about costing extra.

So what on the face of it looked VFM wasn't, and I wouldn't return. Incidentally there were other mature ladies with a similar profile, so tread with caution.

[mrfishyfoo]

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Gave her a neutral at the end.

She's touring Leicester, and at £100 ph I thought it was worth a punt. Only 1 review on her here and sounded very good.

Found her flat (no obvious branding outside was couldnt' find easily, although it's directly opposite the NCP carpark). Hide behind the door trick. She looks alright... someone you won't feel embarassed going out with. 5'9 probably. Slim. Small/B cup at best, but alas they are saggy.

Sorted out the paperwork and she asked me to shower. I have showered already but what the hello. Quick rinse and she came back. Probably lost 10 mins total there, but for 1 hour meet, I'll be fine. Laid down. She stripped and started feeding me her tits. Nice nipples but still small slightly saggy tits. Then tried to feel her pussy, immediately told no fingers. Tried to have face sitting, but she laid down instead. RO, floppy lips, and no fingering as discussed. Can't even get my tongue inside because of the way she was lying. Ventured into the perinium and she's ticklish.

On with the rubber and did her with legs back. A bit of mish, but was hoping for a bit of CG or something. She said "doggy?", i though why not. Did that for a bit and then finished first round. That was about 20mins -ish from start.

She went out for a bit and then came back to do massage. It's more applying baby oil "sensually". No massage whatsoever. I think if I laid there long enough that will be the end of the meet. I counted a few songs, and then turned around for round 2 (even though little HSL is still asleep). She put a rubber on and tried to rouse it with OW. She succeed, but I think she said time is nearly up so HJ only. WTF. Managed to get it out. She send me off to shower again, and then left. 55mins total including showers etc.

And yes, no DFK. A must for me and it's in AW and last review, but pecks on cheeks only today. That spoiled it for me, a lot

I'm one that goes with the flow, and not demand this and that because it says on AW. I don't normally specify what is and is not on offer (as I only want a fairly standard GFE), which most of them do. Not this one I'm afraid.

It's a borderline positive, but I think Neutral is a bit fairer. If it wasn't £100ph, it would have been a negative. Today, I think it was worth £80ph at best.

Not going back. Not going to seek her out. Perhaps next time I should just pay the extra £20 and get a tried-and-tested punt.

YMMV obviously.

Red card every day of the week IMHO. 

You're easily pleased MrH. 

[Ivorlongun]

And it’s a big NO from me!!!

[Ali Katt]

Red card every day of the week IMHO. 

You're easily pleased MrH. 

Nail on the head there. Services clearly misadvertised and it sounds like a bad parlour punt to me with a lot of time wasting tactics, hidden extras, shit massage, nothing like a GFE. TBH I used to be a go with the flow guy like the OP, but it's more fun to direct.

[simon07]

The pictures (albeit done ages ago) are a magnet. Thanks for the review, I would not see with this kind of poor attitude and service.

[MajorPayne]

Nail on the head there. Services clearly misadvertised and it sounds like a bad parlour punt to me with a lot of time wasting tactics, hidden extras, shit massage, nothing like a GFE. TBH I used to be a go with the flow guy like the OP, but it's more fun to direct.

Actually I have always had decent parlour punts at Temptations; honestly can't remember a bad one.  And about 50/50 at Massage Northampton.   If I want a massage I see someone like Casandra otherwise I go elsewhere.

The pictures (albeit done ages ago) are a magnet. Thanks for the review, I would not see with this kind of poor attitude and service.

Saw the pictures myself and was drawn to her.   Reviews like this are important to help OPs avoid wasting money.

One of the reasons why I keep seeing Charmaine who despite being in her 60's does give excellent service; true DFK, no messing about straight in there for OWO and actively enjoys CIM and swallow.  The anal is an added bonus.