1. Elle Fyre
External Link/Members OnlyAn Australian BBW in her 30's who toured London for a short while. She was a memorable one since she was the first escort that I saw.
I was hoping to eat her out for the initial foreplay but when my face came close that vagina and got a whiff of it, nope no chance of that happening.
She didn't do OWO which was a disappointment for me so was unable to perform in the bedroom (on my part) unfortunately. She was professional and was enthusiastic but her boobs were enhanced which I was fully aware of. That and the fact that she didn't do OWO meant that I had to finish myself off and cum on her ass for the 1 hour booking which I booked her for.
New lessons to be learnt from this experience.
Rule 1) OWO is a must for all future bookings for any escorts
2) No enhanced titties
On the plus side, she was good in missionary which also happens to be her favourite position which is really no surprise there.
2. Rosie James
External Link/Members OnlyVery youthful and pretty and also very, very large. Tits are somewhere around a D, they were on the smaller side when you consider her height, dress size and proportions but at least they were natural.
She offers a genuine GFE experience, I know this since I told her to make me a coffee and feed it to me, which she did.
Her rates have gone up since I have last saw her but still worth a look at.
She was very enthusiastic throughout the whole time and kept a smile for the whole 3 hour duration I was there.
Her vagina was clean and I was happy to give her oral.
Blowjobs were kind of weak to be honest in my opinion.
3. Ivy Grace
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyShe was on the top of my list when I first discovered escorting. She has aged well despite being 29, is tall but not too tall, and has an ass that can only be described as PHAT. The proportions of that ass fits her frame so well.
She is not a BBW in my books, more along the lines of just curvy, thick and with a model like figure, like an instagram model.
Her rates is matched by noone and is easily the most expensive of escorts that I have seen by a long shot.
She was eager to please, sucked my balls without even asking and also does fisting, something not too many girls are willing to do.
Did not go down on her since her vagina smelled like the depths of hell. You would think for the rates that she charges that it would smell like cherry blossoms but that certainly was not the case here.
4.BBW Bernice
External Link/Members OnlyWhat her profile doesn't show is what's hiding underneath, that big fat gut and smelling vagina. The smell of her vagina was foul and savage, many would die from it.
Was tempted by her rather cheap (not cheap but cheaper) rates than other British girls but ultimately ended in disappointment as I only came once and was left bored chit chatting away for the remaining hours that I booked her for (3 hours).
Not reccomended. You have been cautioned.
5. Alexandra Sunshine
External Link/Members OnlyTall and very large with all the curves in the right places. Does not see black or indian men. She has a bulgarian background and hence speaks very minimal english. She offered me some wine after I came out from the shower which was nice.
Was happy to entertain in the initial booking of 3 hours but was much less enthusiastic the second time I came to see her. On the second time, the sparkle seemed to have diminished and was complaining about her vagina being sore before I had even begun.
Her rates are fair for a woman of this calibre. She does not work from a hotel but her home so on the way in/out, she will hush you and tell you to be quiet. Yes, discretion is a must.
6. April Foxx
This chick was on my radar for a long time and is in very high demand.
She is physically very mature for someone of her age (20 at the time) and is also very talkative.
A good but not great punt but at least I could cum 3 times in the 3 hours which I saw her for just as I did for Alexandra Sunshine. Which is not frequent, mind you.
Her profiles states that she does not offer french kissing but was offered to me, which I was happy to oblige (lucky me).
7. iamevarose
External Link/Members OnlyBaby face with a big, and I mean BIG backside. She looks young for her age.
That fat ass gave me some good wood from the first moment of seeing her undressed. I came very quickly after that, which is not the norm for me I would like to add.
Gives me deepthroat despite not asking for it. CIM is no longer offered [Removed by admin]
Overall a positive experience.
That babyface soon killed my boner a little though as I prefer more mature and less innocent woman for sex.
8. xx Vicky Babe xx
External Link/Members OnlyShe does not request for me to take a shower, so with time saved in my booking, no time showering and more time ploughing, I was able to just barely cum 3 times in the 2 hour booking.
We already know that quality does not equal quantity but hey, it's just a heads up.
Her english was even more minimal than that of Alexandra sunshine.
Still quite thick despite being a claimed size 10.
Works from home so rates were reasonable.
9. MissBigAssBlonde BBW
External Link/Members OnlyHer apartment is very small and cluttered, more than clutter, a mess is what I mean.
No offence but she is pretty average looking in terms of looks but her SEX game was on point.
Best french kissing and best missionary from an escort I've ever met.
She worships Jamaica and seems to have a preference for black males as her boyfriend is apparently black.
10. Ashley Downs
External Link/Members OnlyI came to see her when she reduced her rates due to supposedly slow business. She was on my hotlist for the longest time ever so I took the time to see her when the time was just right.
She's become abit heavier and curvier despite what her profile images show. Those images appear to be old and outdated.
She appeared to be friendly at first and hugged me the moment I walked through the doors.
After having read reviews of her here after meeting her, I can conclude that they are accurate and spot on with the details.
In other words, she talks alot about her son being in private school and working to pay for his tuition, talking to much in general to stall time and that fake acting of being pleasured was a turn-off.
Her body was sweaty before we got it on, probably because of not showering from seeing the client before.
She looks past her prime from when she did flicks for brazzers in my opinion but her body has become more busty. You lose some and gain some in other areas I suppose, but her personality seems to take exception from this.
Like seriously, who talks about their son just before you're about to fuck her brains out?
11. CAMILA@GOURGEOS
External Link/Members OnlySo she claims to be 25 years of age with no profile pic of her face or of her stomach. Suspicious much?
You guessed it, I turn up and am greeted by what appears to be a woman in her 40's.
She has a gigantic beer belly and flat ass and is nothing what I had hoped for.
She demands "You want to stay or not?" when I question her about her age and profile.
Out of sheer politeness I stay for a regretting 1 hour booking.
I finish in less about a half hour with another 30 remaining and it's time to leave.
Yet another lesson to be learnt; never see an escort without a profile pic of their face. Blurred faces is fine by me as long as she has the reviews to back it up.
12. Bianca xx22
External Link/Members OnlyNow we're down to my final girl, the big finale. She is like winning the lottery ticket in the world of escorts.
Depsite being rather short, her body was thick and juicy in all the right places, not just for a short girl.
I tend to avoid smaller girls as they tend to have smaller frames, and smaller frames mean smaller proportions. This just does not apply and blew away my prejudice of smaller people.
No fat belly, all natural beauty, and the V was smelling like fresh cake. Her calves were thick, and that ass was just as amazing. Tits are a good size.
She gives a mean head, just when I was about to tell her that I am about to cum, she continues and lets me blow my load in her mouth.
Her profiles does indeed state that she does CIM, something I didn't take note off.
I go for round 2 and she's in the missionary position, her rhythm is so good that I blow my load so fast just like the first time.
When I normally go see an escort, it's usually me trying to fuck the girl.
This time was different, she was the one fucking me. Good god, it felt great. I've always questioned how the fuck and I not be immediately aroused when I see a naked woman in front of me. Always thought I needed to see a doctor because something was not right in my head.
I guess the problem wasn't in my head, it was the girl who I was with.
For once, the service provider acted like the service provider that she is. And that is to please the client.
She is a 10/10. Her rates are a bargain. A time with her is a moment to remember. She's on par with even the most expensive of escorts I've seen, actually, even better.
If I could give her the escort of the year, you bet I would.
Thanks for reading and please feel free to comment as this is my first thread on this site.
