My ongoing hunt for new (blonde) size 6/8 pussy to fuck again led down the newbie route. I’d spotted Katie’s profile as soon as it arrived on AWank on the 18th December 2018 and filed her in my “no fucking way are you for real but I’m intrigued HL” and waited to see what happened. Well fuck all appeared to be happening so I took matters into my own hands.
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The short version.A good fuck albeit with a lass that’s dis-organised and has a highly frustrating attitude to timekeeping.
The booking process.This was a complete catalogue of disasters.
First time I was meant to see her she went radio silent on me after confirming the night before. Claimed a family emergency. Katie “said” she’d put it right.
Second time she kept me waiting for over an hour so I walked. Claimed she’d overrun on her previous booking and that she’d let me know. Well not sure who she was messaging but it sure as hell wasn’t me. Katie “said” she’d put it right.
Anyways once bitten, twice shy and thrice a fool and all that.
Final try as again I sent a text a couple of days before I wanted to meet Katie letting her know I wanted to see her. The night before I got a text from her confirming the booking.
GAME ON !!!!
Well maybe not.
The waiting game.After 2 failed bookings I was fairly certain I was looking at a third one but I still hadn’t got the idea out of my head so I played along. Being honest I was 50:50 about this one BUT I persisted anyways as I just can’t help myself when it comes to a size 6/8 blonde.
The Venue.A terraced house in one of the outlying villages in Barnsley.
It’s a bit of a shit hole TBH albeit she told me that she’d got it as a “renter” and was in the process of having it done up. With hindsight I reckon she may actually live there.
First I am going to describe her.No doubt whatsoever in my mind that the lass I was meant to be meeting is the lass in the AWank pictures as she shows her face. There are though issues with both her profile, age etc, and her pictures as I reckon those pictures are a couple of years old if not more.
Katie describes herself as a 5’6” size 8 blonde with green eyes and a 32” size B bust with a 26” waist and I’d say that almost there. She ain’t no B cup this one as she’s very flat chested so I’d put her as being an A at best. Additional to that I say her hips are 32” and that the 8 stone claimed is also about right.
She’s been naughty with her age as I reckon she’s a few years older than the 25 stated as I’d have added 3 or 4 years to that. Katie told me she was 30 when I met her before.
She’s quite small framed and bordering on skinny/athletic in build.
Katie has had kids as the signs were very apparent when her clothes came off. She’s got some loose skin on her belly and stretch marks on both her arse and belly. I’m not going to say she’s got a “mummy tummy” as she seemed to have a 6 pack under the loose skin so a tummy tuck should sort that.
For me the thing that really stuck in my mind was her teeth. They were some of the worst I’ve seen in ages as they are, when looked at more closely, blackened and broken.
The meeting.I have a simple policy nowadays. No contact no setting off.
I rang her 3 times and 3 times, the first being an hour before we were meant to meet, then ½ an hour before then 15 minutes after the start time. All my calls went straight to voicemail. I then sent her a text asking her what had gone wrong. NOTHING WHATSOEVER by reply so I binned the punt and went to work.
FFS she finally got back to me a couple of hours after the agreed start and was profusely apologetic. Her phone had died apparently and she had to get another one. Anyways she offered me a discount as an apology so we agreed to re-arrange for later the same day.
Roll forwards the clock a few hours and bang on the “new” time I was parked up just round the corner from hers and it was just like fucking Groundhog day.
FFS I was getting angry now and I was just about to leave and fuck me I got the come on down.
Katie did the hiding thing and FFS when I got to see her she was dressed in her civvies and had clearly made no effort with her makeup which was very disappointing.
The house was fucking shit tip. I nearly walked then she just grabbed me, rammed her tongue into my mouth and grabbed my cock through my jeans. That got little Fishy’s attention. Plenty of full on snogging, she was so enthusiastic it bordered on being OTT and IMHO trying too hard, as we felt each other up.
Into the room which was much better presented than the rest of the house.
FFS she then announced she wasn’t ready for me as she needed a shower. Fine as long as it didn’t come out of my time, which it didn’t. More snogging and then we formed an orderly queue. Katie went for a shower, I went on her return. The bathroom was functional. FFS I couldn’t get my head round the shower so I had to ask for assistance. Katie was wearing a dressing gown and was naked beneath it. I just couldn’t help myself as I felt her arse and slipped a finger into her fanny. Initially she was dry albeit that changed as we again felt each other up some more while I indulged in more snogging with her.
Katie left me too it as I got ready. Back into the room with a towel round my waist.
Katie was lying on the bed waiting for me, she’d done her makeup now. She was wearing a little wet look dress, it’s the one in her pictures. Damn did she look good. No messing as I grabbed her ankles, pulled her towards me, and got stuck in. Katie wasn’t bald, her legs were also stubbly, albeit what was there was IMHO consistent with her having shaved the day before. Katie had a neutral tasting fanny, should hope so as she was fresh showered, with small labia and a buried clit that I was happy to get stuck into. No issue with sliding in a finger and having a good rummage. Couldn’t help myself as I then slipped a finger up her arse as I continued to munch her out. Hmm that finger didn’t smell that good when I took it out so I lost all interest in her arse. She clearly liked being munched out as she started to shudder away beneath me and had the first of 2 orgasms, I went straight back in, all over my face. Let’s put it another way if she didn’t cum she had me well fooled.
I then knelt up on the bed, having finished my “dining” and there was no messing on Katie’s part as she got on all 4’s infront of me and attempted to devour my cock. Not going to say it was deep throat as she just couldn’t manage without catching me with her teeth BUT it was a good try.
FFS this is when I got a good look at her teeth. All blackened and broken at the back.
Time for me to stand up, as she stayed on all 4’s on the bed, to see if a better angle would get her all the way to the bottom. Well it just wasn’t happening as she couldn’t do it as she got about ¾’s of the way down before catching me with her teeth. Not so little Fishy didn’t like that and started to have a fit.
Few strokes with my hand and then it was time to fuck.
On with the cover, which I applied, and then I got ontop. Nice and steady to start, she really was rather tight, until Katie was happy with the feel of not so little Fishy inside her. Katie then wrapped her legs around me, pulled me in, and then the snogging continued while I ploughed away.
FFS I could feel her teeth with my tongue and was now very conscious of it.
Ploughing went to legs akimbo and then to full on deep stick as I banged away. I then tried to be clever as I attempted to roll her onto her side for some side saddle. That failed miserably as we nearly fell off the side of the bed so abit of repositioning and it was onto doggie. Fuck me what an arse as I banged away. No issue with giving her my full length as Katie was thrusting back at me as I thrust at her. Sap rising so I warned her I was going to cum, withdrew and whipped off the condom. No flinching on Katie’s part as she took me in her mouth and sucked away until she’d got every drop. Good girl as we now snowballed. That was the last of that cum as we both swallowed what we had in our mouths.
Quick swill with mouth wash before we both collapsed on the bed. Katie then snuggled up to me. Fuck me she was “super friendly” this one. Back to cock sucking. No issue with giving my balls a good looking over as she sucked and licked them.
On with another cover as Katie now got ontop and gave me a fucking. Bouncing, grinding, thrusting as she rode me like a champion jockey. Katie then did a 180, at my suggestion without taking my cock out, and it was time for reverse. More of the same as she gave me another good fucking.
Time for a rest as not so little Fishy had a condom fit and decided to melt.
We now chatted some more and “snuggled” on the bed. She’s only got small tits BUT her nipples really did like being played with..
More cock sucking and on with another cover. I then asked her to lay on her stomach, sat on her upper thighs, and slid my cock in balls deep for some prone bone. Good girl as she started thrusting back at me and matched my rhythm. Hand round her throat as I pulled her head up and “made” her face me as we now snogged each other’s faces off while I fucked her. Onto the home straight, doggie being the only answer, as I wanted to see if we could get another load out. I just love it when a lass takes a firm hold of the duvet as I fuck her. No holding back as I asked for her hands, pulled her up off the covers, and fucked her as hard and as deep as I could. For a little lass she sure as hell can take a pounding. Another shuddering orgasm for Katie, she was shaking beneath me, and that was all it needed as I blew my second load into the bag.
FFS she now completely changed on me. The lass infront of me might as well have been a Rommie as she just switched off. She then announced that she had another client due in 15 minutes who she needed to get ready for.
No time for a shower so I got dressed, handed over the fee and left.
The money bit.I paid Katie £200 for 2 hours of her life.
It was meant to £240 but she gave me a discount for fucking me around.
In conclusion.Not often that I struggle to conclude a review of a punt but I am so for a change there ain't one.
Last but not least.So why the red and not a neutral ??
After a protracted “hunt” for any better way of putting it, which included 2 failed meetings and then keeping me waiting for over an hour, most would have given up just gone red.
TBH I had reservations about this punt as I really wasn’t convinced this lass has her head screwed on properly after the previous failed bookings BUT I am a sucker for a petite blonde. I’ve therefore thought long and hard about this review as I didn’t want to give a “false impression” as she is a really good fuck BUT after being messed about like what I had been I have to make a point of just how flaky she was for me.
The acid test as ever being would I try again and my answer NO CHANCE as she’s just too dis-organised for me.
Finally.As we chatted during the booking she told me her “life story” and how she’d had real problems in her younger life with drink and drugs until a stint in prison “sorted” her out. This put a whole different perspective on my experience and left me thinking about my previous experiences with “users” in my personal life. There’s no doubt in my mind that this lass is a crackhead/junkie.
