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Author Topic: Testing after punting/LadyMarmaladeParties  (Read 9691 times)

Offline audi1234

Do people here get tested after going to LMP style sex parties or OWO punts with working girls? I ask as I know there are people here who seem to go on the regular and it seems
Quite laborious to think that they are getting tested after each play.

I had my first LMP party and I'm debating whether to just wing it and forget about it or get a chlamydia/gonorrhea test. Thanks for your replies.

Online Steve2

I normally go to the GUM clinic every 3 months for a check up as a precaution but if I had any symptoms of anything wrong I'd go straight down there

Offline rogerc23

I normally go to the GUM clinic every 3 months for a check up as a precaution but if I had any symptoms of anything wrong I'd go straight down there

Same,once every three months,the nurses at the clinic dont regard owo as that much of a risk but still sensible to go quarterly
Do people here get tested after going to LMP style sex parties or OWO punts with working girls? I ask as I know there are people here who seem to go on the regular and it seems
Quite laborious to think that they are getting tested after each play.

I had my first LMP party and I'm debating whether to just wing it and forget about it or get a chlamydia/gonorrhea test. Thanks for your replies.

Offline smiths

Do people here get tested after going to LMP style sex parties or OWO punts with working girls? I ask as I know there are people here who seem to go on the regular and it seems
Quite laborious to think that they are getting tested after each play.

I had my first LMP party and I'm debating whether to just wing it and forget about it or get a chlamydia/gonorrhea test. Thanks for your replies.

So this is your third thread about this i have read. My advice is if your so worried stick to wanking and pulling as punting doesnt seem to be for you.

I find you highly suspicious, as i have from your early posts, just as though you have made up you really went to LMP and will now post you went to the GUM and got tested and it was positive blaming LMP. We shall see if this is your game, i dont believe a word you post personally, i said that in reply to you after your early posts, if anything due to these latest posts your more dodgy now than then in my eyes.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline akauya

Do people here get tested after going to LMP style sex parties or OWO punts with working girls? I ask as I know there are people here who seem to go on the regular and it seems
Quite laborious to think that they are getting tested after each play.

I had my first LMP party and I'm debating whether to just wing it and forget about it or get a chlamydia/gonorrhea test. Thanks for your replies.


What's worrying you? Sex is always with condoms at LMP and if OWO worries you just ask for covered oral and don't engage in RO.


Offline Gordo987

So this is your third thread about this i have read. My advice is if your so worried stick to wanking and pulling as punting doesnt seem to be for you.

I find you highly suspicious, as i have from your early posts, just as though you have made up you really went to LMP and will now post you went to the GUM and got tested and it was positive blaming LMP. We shall see if this is your game, i dont believe a word you post personally, i said that in reply to you after your early posts, if anything due to these latest posts your more dodgy now than then in my eyes.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Offline andrei

So this is your third thread about this i have read. My advice is if your so worried stick to wanking and pulling as punting doesnt seem to be for you.

I find you highly suspicious, as i have from your early posts, just as though you have made up you really went to LMP and will now post you went to the GUM and got tested and it was positive blaming LMP. We shall see if this is your game, i dont believe a word you post personally, i said that in reply to you after your early posts, if anything due to these latest posts your more dodgy now than then in my eyes.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

totally agree

its the third time he has mentioned lmp in the same breath as sti/std talk, kinda like he was prepping everyone for when he turns round and says "oh dear"
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Offline CoolTiger

His OWO at LMP was with Toni, aka Karlie Simone.... perhaps he may have an agenda against her as well.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2014, 01:01:49 PM by CoolTiger »

Curious6705

Just to say - I agree with smiths and andrei.  :hi:

OP appears dodgier than a nine bob note IMO, and his "review" could have been written just by looking at the online schedule on their website.  :rolleyes:

Offline smiths

totally agree

its the third time he has mentioned lmp in the same breath as sti/std talk, kinda like he was prepping everyone for when he turns round and says "oh dear"

Yep, out of his 25 posts every one has been about or linked to LMP, many initially about Delta White who no longer works their due to her unreliability, now posting about this party he says he went to. I note he mentions the "swings" at LMP, only one swing in reality. I posted i didnt trust this poster when they first posted, even less so now.

If he was really that bothered by infection he would of course stuck to OW only, total bollocks in my view. :hi:

Offline smiths

His OWO at LMP was with Toni, aka Karlie Simone.... perhaps he may have an agenda against her as well.

Indeed so CT. :hi:

Offline smiths

Just to say - I agree with smiths and andrei.  :hi:

OP appears dodgier than a nine bob note IMO, and his "review" could have been written just by looking at the online schedule on their website.  :rolleyes:

He does mate, this poster is well dodgy, i can sense it as i did when he first posted when i said i didnt trust him. ;)

Offline PuntingPete

Would you like to respond to the above accusations OP?
Also as a matter of interest I assume you went to one of yesterdays parties? - which one was it?
« Last Edit: February 20, 2014, 03:22:25 PM by PuntingPete »

Offline audi1234

Would you like to respond to the above accusations OP?
Also as a matter of interest I assume you went to one of yesterdays parties? - which one was it?

I read some of these replies earlier. Frankly i'm not bothered if I'm honest...seems like some people here want to play amateur detective. And I thought I was paranoid! A lot of accusations being thrown around which I won't bother with or dignify with a response. I won't answer your question either with respect, as I don't want my identity or even my appearance given away.

All I asked was a a simple question re std's/testing. You want to call me weird - yeah I definitely am. Not a liar though. I'm a sex addict with a massive germophobia. I don't have it in for anyone and like I said I had a great time yesterday. I just worry about it constantly when I give in to my addiction and especially so in this case where my oral was unprotected. I'm what is known as a "worry well" if you have heard of it.

Offline PuntingPete

You didn't answer the second part of my question?

Offline audi1234

Apologies - I was referring to the second part of your question, hence why I said I didn't wish to give away any details of myself. Like I say it doesn't bother me whether people believe me or not, I was there.

Offline J_H

Maybe I'm missing something, but punting doesn't seem like a good hobby for a 'germopphobic'.

Offline maxxblue

I don't think Audi has posted anything particularly noteworthy, but smiths seems to have a personality disorder. Smiths refers to Audi as suspicious, yet he (?) has been checking how many posts Audi has made - now THAT is suspicious. Audi comes across as a relatively well-balanced individual. Smiths, if you pm me I can give you some helpline numbers.

Offline smiths

I don't think Audi has posted anything particularly noteworthy, but smiths seems to have a personality disorder. Smiths refers to Audi as suspicious, yet he (?) has been checking how many posts Audi has made - now THAT is suspicious. Audi comes across as a relatively well-balanced individual. Smiths, if you pm me I can give you some helpline numbers.

As though i give a shit what you think. :rolleyes:

Offline andrei


All I asked was a a simple question re std's/testing.

no, yo did not, you asked the same question, every time linking lmp to the std question across three separate threads, one such thread which you specifically entitled Testing after punting/LMP parties

dont believe me:

Do people here get tested after going to LMP style sex parties or OWO punts with working girls?

I have another side question - and sorry if in the wrong place. Also it is quite a contentious question. Has anyone caught an STD from LMP parties?

While we are on the LMP topic, does anyone here get tested after going to the parties?


all three occasions lmp and std in the same sentence and it is weird that you yourself accept its a contentious question and then repeat it a further two times almost as i you're trying to get a rise out of people

every single one of your posts has been lmp linked, that right now, is fact  :hi:

dont answer peoples questions if you dont want to, it only incriminates you further, those with an agenda do get found out pretty quickly
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Offline audi1234

J_H, you're absolutely right. Trust me I've been seeing professionals about my condition.

Andrew - am I supposed to be impressed that you looked up questions is asked on a public forum? I think you people have been jaded by other posters in the past, or you're in some sort of denial and don't want to focus on things? I didn't expect a response like this from literally every post I've made where people have questioned my authenticity rather than just answer.

Like I say, yeh I did ask a question, and yes repeatedly I guess. I am worried about stds like all of us, yes. I also realised that no matter how clean and often one is tested the acts of these sex parties mean you'd literally need to test the girls after every bloke they suck for it to be called truly clean. So it was just an inquiry. I've decided not to get any testing done after my once off but I just wanted to know the opinions of others on the matter. Wow!

Offline GreyDave

Audi, I think I for one have felt a bit like you after attending partys and bukkakes (these can be aworry as its one girl 8-10 guys ) for the first time I have to say I ve seen quite a lot of mixing it up and snowballing ect and so far 30years + punting been clear I have had a sore cock many times after OWO and now sick to with as the wear on the old fella is a problem after multi BJs at partys I found also to much fruit juice in order to make the spunk tasty also causes uncomfortableness and a little stingy ( getting on maybe) .Often seen girls mouth wash douche and shower quickly at events most take very good care of them selfs. However mates on civie street who  have got lucky  have also got unwanted stuff too. I aint met a working girl yet who do'nt know the score, but many so call Milf's on nights out who will chance it.

Offline audi1234

Thanks Steve, roger and greydave for some proper responses. Dave I know what u mean, have been bricking it since Wednesday. It's so annoying how I have to torment myself with worry after having a good time. The issue is me feeling so horny to the point I was blind to any risks. It seems gonorrhea and hsv-1 are my main risks from a one off OWO from a working girl. I don't know how some of you do it repeatedly though, or are low level stds just par for the course? They would be a massive deal for me if I got one.

Offline Straife

Do you have GUM tattooed on your forehead? :D

Offline akauya

I don't think Audi has posted anything particularly noteworthy, but smiths seems to have a personality disorder. Smiths refers to Audi as suspicious, yet he (?) has been checking how many posts Audi has made - now THAT is suspicious. Audi comes across as a relatively well-balanced individual. Smiths, if you pm me I can give you some helpline numbers.

You're talking nonsense. How can checking a newbie's posts be suspicious? Nearly everyone does that specially about newbies who start posting suspicious comments. If you haven't noticed we are pretty much on guard here and the long established UKP members are very good at spotting fakes... yes we do get it wrong sometimes but on the whole we are spot on.


@ audi1234

At first I agreed with smiths and andrei as your posts looked a bit suspicious, but giving you the benefit of the doubt now since you say you suffer from germophobia (I believe the proper term is Mysophobia) calling yourself a sex addict suffering from germophobia is an oxymoron to me. If what you say is true, I would stop punting now and sort the phobia out first, then get back to punting. Otherwise every time you see a prossie you will be agonising thinking you caught this or that and that will ruin what in essence should be a delightful experience.






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