Author Topic: Tess South Kirkby big boobs  (Read 2983 times)

Offline dreamwrx

Likeable Tess, who has a naturally friendly spirit, is reviewed elsewhere on here as Tess from Pontefract - but she's actually in South Kirkby, just near the Co-Op. That's near Hemsworth, which is at the north end of Barnsley on the Pontefract road.

And as mentioned in another review she's not on AW elsewhere - you have to reach her through her Kik, which is tessyvonne2.

THE VENUE - Tess's flat in SK, I caught her at short notice so we never got beyond the living room (I was her first punt of the day). It's a bit cluttered but this isn't Grand Designs. I was focused on Tess, not the sofa.

THE GIRL - Tess is tall and slightly gangly. I am not particularly so. I don't go for tall girls, in general, but she has such a genuine goodness about her it was fine. She smiles a lot, and when she goes down on your cock she looks lovely from that angle.

THE SCENARIO - We only had a short while, so she asked me what I wanted to pay. We agreed on £40 and she immediately knew what I wanted - a quick BBBJ and a play with those boobs which I'd heard about (and seen a rough & ready image of, on Kik).

THE BOOBS - Okay boys, Tess's boobs are not the mammoth bazookas which others might lead you to believe, but they're big enough to stir the blood. There's a lot of boob, and they're great for the guys who prefer let's say the heavy-hanger type ... but if you're after your archetypal huge melons I'd say go elsewhere. If any of you ever saw the African goddess Mia2 when she worked in Wakey (currently on tour, occasionally, in Nottingham under a new name (Melisandre)), those are properly big, full, all-enveloping boobs. Tess's are less full, but she has lovely big nipples and she'll smother you in her tits before you can say Jack Robinson.

THE SUMMARY - lads this was a quickie in the living room OK? Tess had just come in from a normal morning, so she was dressed in everyday clothes .. out came the knockers, out came the cock, and nature followed its normal course. I came on her boobs, and we had a laugh about the spontaneity of it all. Yes it was very grungy, just two strangers in an untidy living room having rapid sex. I may not return, I don't know, it was maybe a bit TOO grungy even for me - and I've been around - but I think I'll probably go back one day when she's had time to tidy up, dressed more provocatively, and is in the groove rather than just dashing back from the shops :-)

Most of all I'm giving her a Positive because her goodness shines through. I get the impression that this girl doesn't need any more hard knocks in life so gents, don't be an arse, and play nice when you meet her.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2019, 05:47:14 am by dreamwrx »

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There's no link as she's on Kik-there's a picture of her in the review in the link below on reply #13

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=246477.msg2519333#msg2519333

Goldfinch nice one thanks. KingKong69 should have gone to Specsavers ...

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on the to do list-i am a sucker for big tits !!!
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Sorry matey..normally there's  a quick limnk to clicked  on..

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This is the first time I heard of groups like this on kik , might have to download and check it out.

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Had a return visit myself(see my review Tess of Pontefract)
On the back of Dreamwrx's review she had totally de-cluttered the place and we actually got to the bedroom. Service was just as good if not better than the first visit and the place was a unrecognisable. Think she must have filled a skip full of rubbish!
Hope it's ok adding a pic she sent me.

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Offline Adam786

Well guys, i hate to shit on everyones cornflakes like but

She is a barebacker. She admitted this on Kik. I have a printscreen of the convo

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oh dear-She seems a bit naive-do you think she realises what you're asking ??
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oh dear-She seems a bit naive-do you think she realises what you're asking ??

As long as no cum is up me I'm fine by it

Seems like she has a reasonable grasp on it.

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Well I asked her the classic test question when I saw her. She had the jacket ready and I said "Do we really need that?"
The look I got was enough to convince me she would have probably chopped my cock off if it went anywhere near her uncovered so I have no idea what she was playing at when she said that on kik.
I will be asking her though. That is for sure

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As long as no cum is up me I'm fine by it

Seems like she has a reasonable grasp on it.

Yup +1.

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Well I asked her the classic test question when I saw her. She had the jacket ready and I said "Do we really need that?"
The look I got was enough to convince me she would have probably chopped my cock off if it went anywhere near her uncovered so I have no idea what she was playing at when she said that on kik.
I will be asking her though. That is for sure

I would imagine you'll be getting yourself a bad name amongst WG's with statements like that?

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Like I said it's a test question. I was TOFTT so thought it ok to ask. It's a ni brainer to not ask well documented girls that question.

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It's a ni brainer to not ask well documented girls that question.

Is it? I've never asked a WG that. Ever. :unknown:

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Is it? I've never asked a WG that. Ever. :unknown:

Same. If I was a WG I'd be tempted to give the punter his cash back, tell him to go and never come back. I guess as a punter the time to test is before you are mid-way through a punt.