I thought long and hard about putting up a review as I can already hear the howls of "how much" and "no punt is worth that much" BUT UKP only works if we don't all start filtering reviews to avoid adverse opinion from fellow members. That and the fact that all her UKP reviews are now a few years old so some up to date info can't hurt even if most people would swerve based on cost alone, so here goes...
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External Link/Members OnlyWhen Earlier this month when I was in Leeds for business
Where Outcall to my hotel
How much £900 for a 2hr outcall (see summary for my views on VFM)
Comms Bit patchy as she isn't easy to get hold of but, once she had agreed the booking she was on point with comms
Looks etc No point in me describing as even a brief trawl through Pornhub will give you a clear idea
Having enjoyed the prior reviews on here as well as some of her porn, I'd always been tempted but was put off by the cost (yes, I could have had half a dozen punts with other well reviewed SPs for the same money) and the fact that she isn't easy to get hold of comms wise. I'm not a frequent visitor to Leeds though and was feeling flush so decided that I'd put in a booking enquiry and if she was free, bite the financial bullet and see if any of the hype was justified.
Lexxi arrived (a touch after the agreed time but she had warned me well before that she was running behind and I was fine with that). Looks wise, no surprises at all other than the fact that I found her much more attractive than I'd expected - despite the fact that I'm not usually a huge fan of bolt ons and vast amounts of ink she is still fucking gorgeous. In her comms she had asked if I had any clothing requests and I'm confident she would have met them if I had but I wasn't fussed about outfits and prefer my presents unwrapped so we both stripped down while chatting. The next few hours were a bit of a blur but contained a mix up of;
Her trademark balls deep owo. Lots of it at various junctures throughout whether it be kneeling in front of me, while lying on the bed, in 69 or with her head over the edge of the bed it was all sloppy and every bit as good as I'd hoped. I mean, really really bloody good. Visually one of the best things I've ever seen and sensation wise bliss with not a hint of teeth.
RO. Going down on this woman isn't a chore - tastes great, lovely pussy, fresh and responsive.
Toy play. I'd asked her to bring a selection and they ended up everywhere. The wand got the most use by far...
Fisting. While playing with the aforementioned wand and a couple of fingers at one point in the proceedings, decided to add another...and another and ended up with my entire fist inside her while she worked the wand on her clitoris. Fucking horny.
Anal play. A whole concoction of toys and fingers ended up in her arse.
Sex (covered of course). Whether just of the vanilla variety or with the wand on her clitoris or a toy in her arse at the same time, in a variety of positions. And before anyone asks the question, for a girl who'd earlier taken my whole fist and has taken some huge cocks on cam, no it wasn't like the proverbial wizard's sleeve. Warm and wet and tight.
Anal. Lexxi Rocks on the edge of the bed with legs hooked through her arms to pull them back, a wand on her clit and my cock balls deep in her arse until she was shaking like a leaf is one of the most powerful visuals I've ever experienced in punting, in civvie life or in porn. Worth every penny on its own.
CIT. There used to be a clip on pornhub of someone fucking her throat with her throat bulging on every stroke. When the point of no return came it was her choice that I cum like that and it was again, a sight to behold. Watching the bulge in her throat as I came, holding it there until I was done. No rush to get out from under me and when I did take my cock out of her mouth she made a point of licking me clean to catch anything that hadn't gone straight down her throat.
Photo/film. As per her profile she doesn't mind if you film a souvenir. I was too wrapped up in the moment but I briefly grabbed my phone. It was my fault but, given that my cock was in her throat and I was approaching the point of no return and a bit shaky at the time, when I looked at it later I seem to have a clip of a hotel carpet
So, all in all a bloody good punt with a fair dose of filth (although, lets be honest, it wasn't as if I was even close to pushing any of her boundaries). £900 for a 2hr outcall though? Well, first of all, while we played, she stayed. There was no regard for time being up and we went well past the 2hr mark. So her hourly rate ended up being high but certainly not as high as it would have been if she had been clock watching. Secondly, it was all done well. There was no "XYZ services were good but ABC was a let down". Thirdly, she is good company. Really good conversation, smart and amusing. Yes, at that price I'm not paying her for her chat but it sure as hell helps the overall enjoyment of the punt if any pauses to get your breath back aren't awkward and you are actually enjoying the other person's company as well as their body.
Negatives? Staying the second night in the same hotel in a bed that smelt of Lexxi Rocks but didn't actually contain her
Conclusion - Lexxi Rocks is famously expensive. I had expected it to be a 'trophy experience' but one that I'd come out of still feeling it was overpriced. I had a think about cost afterwards and decided that I was happy with the deal. Rather than comparing it to how many single hours with other SPs I could have had, I reckon a better comparison is that I paid Lexxi the same as I'd have paid most well reviewed SPs with extensive likes lists and solid track records for an overnight. For that I got her unrushed company for an evening, some awesome filthy sex that I doubt too many SPs could match and a short video clip of a hotel carpet. The only thing I might have missed out on compared to an overnight from a different SP is the morning BJ but, by the time she left I was well and truly fucked. Even at a price that makes most of us weep, fellas, I'd go back.
