Author Topic: KITTY MASSEUSE, not worth the bother- Stratford, TOFTT  (Read 2062 times)


8 review(s) for KITTY MASSEUSE (0 positive, 2 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline pelvic thrust overdrive

Hey guys, So as I'm kind of getting into the liking of massages now, I thought I'd chance seeing this one

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Price

£40 30mins, £60 1hr

Comms

Excellent. Rang the number, the girl picks up pretty prompt. She does answer all her own calls, so no maid involved. She's really friendly and speaks very good English. The booking was arranged for 7:30pm

Location

She works from a house that is bordering Stratford/ Leyton. Nearest tube station is Leyton station on the Central line. It's about 10-15mins walk from there. She shares the house with two other working girls (one of them I've seen before at another location, a couple of years back).

The girl

She's a big unit Hungarian girl; she looks exactly as she does in her profile pics. She has a nice pair of tits; very full, with nice protruding nipples. They're not exactly watermelons but, they are sizeable enough to get a hand full of them. Like I said, she is a bit of a unit, but that's not something that bothers me.

On arrival

So I got to the location she sent me and rang. She didn't pick-up, but I was 5 mins early, so waited another couple of minutes and rang again. This time she picked-up and told me she needed another 3 mins to get ready. Not the end of the world, so didn't mind waiting. 3 mins later she rang back and gave me the door number.

I got to the door and was greeted Kitty, wearing a towel wrapped around her. She looks exactly as she does in her profile pics. She was very friendly and gave me a warm welcome. She then directed me up satires to the bedroom, where all the action was to take place.

The massage (or lack there of)

So I got into the bedroom, and kitty asked how long i'd like to stay for. I said "for 1hr", but she then tells me she can only do for 30mins. Ok, not a massive problem, 30min booking can be just as fun, I thought, so I went along with it. I handed over £40 for the 30mins. Paper work exchanged, she tells me to get naked and to lie on the bed, which I promptly do. I was face down. She sat beside me and takes her towel off to reveal her naked body. I said "very nice" (I was pleased to see those nice handful of titties of hers), to which she replied, "thank you".

She pours oil on my back and begins to massage. Her technique is very good. She uses circular motions, working her way up and down my back. I ask her if she does body to body (B2B) to which she replies, yes, she is happy to do. She starts to massage my shoulders, getting my really relaxed and then she tops shortly afterwards, to oil up her boobs. Now bare in mind we're only 5mins into the massage. She then gets on top of my back to do the B2B, to which I thought, "this is a bit soon ain't it?" but, I was happy to go along with it.

So she does the B2B, rubbing her body all up and down mine, pressing her boobs all over me and putting the sizeable self of her to good use. (Her being quite plump added to the B2B, you get a lot more surface area). I was really getting into this and then, yet again she stops. She the asks me to flip over. Now I thought she was going to continue this with me front side up, but no, that was that. She then gets some more oil and pours it on my cock (I was hard). Again I was thinking to myself , surely this can't be it, we've barely gotten started. She starts to stroke my cock for a little bit and the she asks me if I would like sex? I thought ok, so I guess she was just trying to get me in the mood, and I said yes to this.

She asked me to stand up, she took a wet wipe to wipe the oil off and then she slipped on a condom. She asked me what position I'd like and I said doggy. She got on all fours, and I slid into her. I started pounding, but she told me to go slow. Ok, no problem; I go slow and begin to work up a rhythm. I start to get a little faster and work away at her. She takes the pounding pretty well considering I was going at a moderate pace. She ask me if I'm ready to cum, to which I said no (we still had plenty of time left). I kept pounding for a little bit and then decided to pull out. She said she'll give me a hand job.

I lie back on the bed and she pulls off the condom. she pours more oil on my cock and begins to stroke. She take a look at her phone to see what the time is and she says there's 15mins left. 15 FUCKING MINUTES, are you kidding me! It's a 30min booking so I'm thinking to myself, why the rush?

So I lied back there, while she stroked my cock. I allowed myself all the time, to get the full enjoyment of the time that was left. In the mean while she kept on looking at here phone to check the time. I asked her if she could do more B2B, and her answer was, she only does B2B on your back, not on your front. What? What kind of nonsense is that. I came here expecting to get the full experience of B2B not some half cocked approach. Any how, I allowed myself to reach orgasm, shot my load, cleaned up, showered, got dressed and went out the door.

Positives:
She's very friendly
Good comms


Negatives:
She's a clock watcher
Rushes through her services (inconsistent)


Overall

Kitty was a disappointment. She is very friendly and her massage technique is pretty good, but she just seems to want to get through everything without being consistent. She kept looking at her phone to check for time, to the point that I got in at 7:32pm and was out the door at 8:02pm. Nothing about the session was organic. I'd rather she just spent the best part of 20mins giving be a thorough massage and ended it with a nice hand-job to finish of the last 5mins leaving 5mins for the shower. I wouldn't go back.


Offline Sinz

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Not surprised with the service, Hungarian offering a cheap rate. You seem to be lured by the low cost than anything else.

Looking at the pics I would not bother, plus the 2 negatives on UKP a definite No. But hey everyone has different tastes.

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Yeah, it wasn't so much the price being cheap, as it was that i was expecting a decent service, but i will admit, it was an influential factor. Anyway, lesson learned.

And thanks Sinz for the images

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Good review,  :hi:
Sorry to hear you didn't get what you was expecting; A massage from a masseuse!  :dash:

As usual, thanks Sinz.  :thumbsup:



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Seen the profile and fancied a cheap b2b but I could just sense there'd be some false promise here.  She pretty much advertises as non-FS b2b so why not just operate a cheap p+d service and be done with it?

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Seen the profile and fancied a cheap b2b but I could just sense there'd be some false promise here.  She pretty much advertises as non-FS b2b so why not just operate a cheap p+d service and be done with it?

Agreed.  :thumbsup:
It would save a lot of hassle

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once again, I think I have been saved of time and money, as I was gonna check her out today.
What would i do without this forum...
cheers all.
have a great day.

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Iirc she had a number of different profiles over the years

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once again, I think I have been saved of time and money, as I was gonna check her out today.
What would i do without this forum...
cheers all.
have a great day.

Glad to be of service. This site is a real blessing. Being helped and helping others, is what gives me motivation to write reviews about this punting game.

Viva the brotherhood.  :drinks: