External Link/Members OnlyComms: Fast and efficient as usual for Diva Escort, sorted in a few texts booked Nancy for an hour for £150 at an apartment.
Girl: I believe the photos are of her, but they have been touched up, she is not as attractive in person, she recently had some of lip fillers, really not my cup of tea. Body wise are similar to the profile, small and petite.
Location: Apartment near Baker Street, full of cameras inside, was a little uncomfortable.
Service: She greeted me at the door and led me to the room. She was fairly chatty, although we got down to it soon. I started caressing her body sucking her nipples and taking off her clothes. Things started going downhill pretty quickly.
I went to kiss her, she said she doesn't kiss on the lips. Ok, I thought maybe her lips were hurting from the fillers. I carried on for a little while touching her body and asked her for OWO, she replied that she only did OW, which was fairly lacklustre. After 2 mins or so, I asked her to lick my nipples, she pulled a disgusted face and said she doesn't like it.
Starting to get frustrated I thought lets just the first round out of the way (even though we were only about 5 mins in), I fucked her hard in missionary and came pretty soon. We sat and we made mindless smalltalk. I know most don't care much about smalltalk and most don't pay for this but it was among the dullest I've had. Her English was good but she came across as quite patronising and extremely fake, agreeing with everything I said. After about 10 mins or so, as I was readying for round 2, she got up and asked if I wanted to use the shower.
A little confused I said: 'sure, after our session', to which she told me she only does one cum in one hour. I was pissed to say the least as I only really used 5 mins and spent the next 10-15 chatting thinking I was getting ready for round 2. I had spend £150 for 5 minutes basically.
Probably related to the duo she told me she had booked in straight after me.
Without doubt my WORST punt of 2019, at least for a short while I will be avoid Diva, absolute waste of money, borderline scamming as all in all I was in there less than 20 minutes and she already asked me to leave.
