Author Topic: British-Amy, Birmingham - AVOID!  (Read 6893 times)


6 review(s) for British Elise x x x (2 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

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I apologise in advance if this it a long read, however I would like to be detailed in this review as I would like to warn others so that a clear picture can be painted of the events which took place.

This punt took place around a month ago however have waited until the dust has settled in writing the review for many reasons. I initially contacted her via text which were promptly and confirned everything on her likes list was included in the price at no extra cost. When seeing a WG I have not seen before I usually play it safe by booking half an hour which is what I had done in this case.


Located just off broad street, modern apartment block, known for WG to be working from.

Upon arrival I called Amy to inform her I had arrived at her apartment block, she stated the intercom was not working and therefore I wait for someone entering the building to enter through the main doors, if not she would have to come down and open the door for me. After waiting 5-6 minutes and no sign of her coming down either Iwas considering walking however mini me took over and prompted me to wait a little longer. It was not before long someone had exited the building giving me the opportunity to enter. After 10 minutes of standing around outside, Amy still had not bothered to come down and let me in. Anyway, once I knock on her apartment door I enter through the magic door.

I was slightly disappointed when entering as the picutres on her AW profile are heavily photoshopped but can confirm it is the same person. She does have a pretty face, however would say she is more size 12 than the pictures suggest. She has a tonned but curvy figure with a FLAT ass. No shape to it at all and just no my type. Again, second opportuniuty to walk, but she seemed friendly and chatty up till this point I thought fuck it lets just go with it. Fee handed over, shower was not offered however did not need one and she asks if I would like a drink.
 This is where her tactics begun. I asked for water, but she insisted I have a wine as she was rinking wine. Told her no, water will do, she goes into the kitchen and spends around 5 minutes looking through the frigde and now turning her attention the cranberry juice insisting I have this instead. Told her water is fine for the 3rd time but she is playing some timewasting tactics. I eventually end up going into the kitchen, told her forget the water and anything else and lightly slapped her ass (as she was bending over looking into the fridge) to try get the mood going and she responds "you're a bit full on". I let the comment slide, went back to the bedroom where she finally joined me - with a glass of Cranberry juice which I didnt want!

Stripped and ready she proceeds with OWO. To be fair it started well, but did not last very long as she seemed twitchy. I asked for her to rim me as this was pre agreed via text however states she does not do this. I asked for reverser oral, which she obliged to however after 30 seconds of seeming disinterested she gets up and fucks off out the room for 10 minutes. By this point I have now had enough as her attitude is enough for me to want to leave so I start dressing and she returns to say what re you doing? I asked where she meant and she tells me she needed to "wee". I was like you could have at least warned me or told me rather than just run off. She then starts getting all aggresive and in my face. I demanded that she refund my money however states this was not going to happen and picks up her phone and pretends to make a call. She says when you leave here there are people waiting for me outside who will be ready to "deal with me". I told her that her threats were not scaring me and demanded my money back as the shit service she provided lasted no more than 2 minutes. She refused, and eventually I left after knowing I aint getting shit off her.

As I left, I looked around, no one was waiting, I got into my car and got the fuck out of there. However after 5 minutes I receive a text from her telling me she would be ready in 5 minutes - maybe meant for another punter - I ignored this but 2 minutes later I get a call off her. She rings to says that she can tell that I was upset and that she wants to put it right and for me to return. I told her I was long gone and would never be returning. She then goes on to say she will refund me £20 and give me a free service to which I hung I just hung up on her. She called me again straight away I told her not to call me again and to leave me alone.

In summary, by far the worst punt I have experineced to date. Seems like she is after money money money and has a tactical way of timewasting. Avoid!!





Offline bonatempora

Sorry to hear you had a bad one mate. Always a Red Flag when the girl has been drinking before your punt starts (IMO). Threats were definitely unnecessary on her part quite unprofessional really. At least you didn’t book for a lengthy period of time and got out of there safe & sound. :thumbsup:
Banned reason: Undesirable
Banned by: Kev40ish

Offline Pablo02

I’ve been in this situation myself
What a cunt she is!!  :manhater:

Offline greg101

Sorry to read about this.  Thanks for the review as it gives us all a heads up.  I'd be tempted to spam the fuck out of her number in the free ads.

Ford Fiesta 1.2 2003, 6 months mot, full service history, need gone as can't drive now through illness £100 ono.
Free ginger tom cat, 9 weeks old, very playful, free to good home
Washing machine, Bosh, 1 year old, works well £20

That type of thing.  Also say if no reply or voicemail send a text.  SHE'LL RUE THE DAY MATE, SHE WILL RUE THE DAY!

She basically robbed you.

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Thanks for the review. It's these type of reviews that save us punters time and money so appreciated.  :thumbsup: sorry you had a bad experience. All the best for your future punts  :thumbsup:  :hi:

Offline pbrown355

She was on my list so thanks for saving me the time and money. Sorry it was crap.
I don't usually agree with stuff like that but Greg's spamming idea seems to be justified in a situation like this.
Best of luck next time.

Offline Belgarion

Commiserations mate. Thank you for warning others about her antics

Offline Warden51

Thanks for the review.  I've dodged a bullet today then.  She has changed her AW username to British-Elise.

Offline Availableinlarge

Thanks for the review, she looks hot on the photos so your post is very welcome.

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