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Offline tazz

Saw 4 girls sucking cock. If thats what you get a LMP its no wounder so many guys are hooked. Just wounder how so many can go back to their partners and hide what just happened.

Offline vt

I would imagine in January which is the quietest month not so many guys turn up. How the hell do you have 7 girls service you at once.

It goes something like this...one sitting on your face, one on each nipple, one sucking your cock, one tickling your balls, one trying to access your prostate and one leading the chorus of 'ooh aah, big boy, cum for us!'...no pressure!!!  :yahoo:

Offline tazz

It goes something like this...one sitting on your face, one on each nipple, one sucking your cock, one tickling your balls, one trying to access your prostate and one leading the chorus of 'ooh aah, big boy, cum for us!'...no pressure!!!  :yahoo:

Think i may pass out.Has this happened to any guys at these parties. Wounder what they would do if a guy collapsed or had a heart attack. Doubt they want ambulance and police there.

Offline vorian

Think i may pass out.Has this happened to any guys at these parties. Wounder what they would do if a guy collapsed or had a heart attack. Doubt they want ambulance and police there.

The hosts are trained in advanced cardiovascular resuscitation techniques by St Johns Ambulance and are licenced to have a portable defibrillator on site.
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Online ciscoxxx69

The hosts are trained in advanced cardiovascular resuscitation techniques by St Johns Ambulance and are licenced to have a portable defibrillator on site.

Ooh Kinky  :lol:

Offline vorian

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Online ciscoxxx69

Sorry I should have added it is as a £20 extra  :D

St Johns Ambulance uniform gets me every time!.......... and when the defibrillator comes out.........I'm gone!  :lol:


Offline lovenostrings

Yeah they take all that money and hardly have any overheads  :dash:

Have you considered probably their biggest overhead - rent?? I doubt that pad is cheap to rent, I also doubt the girls do it solely for the love of the job, I assume they get paid for it  ;)

I'm just glad you're not their accountant because as has already been pointed out, your figures are complete bollocks  :hi:

Lady M dropped it into conversation once that the Westminster place costs 6,000 GBP per month.
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How do these things work? You pay, and get told time and place, then turn up. Once there...it's a flat with multiple naked escorts and multiple punters walking around? And you all just gang bang in the living room for the two hours you have paid for? Or how does it go?

Offline Jerboa

I've not been to LMP for a few years now, I was considering going back last year as they are still highly regarded, but when the price went up to £160 it just doesn't seem such vfm anymore, as for me when I first visited it was only £100, I think because they party has no real competition they can pretty much charge what they want, I may still return as a rare treat though.

Online ciscoxxx69

How do these things work? You pay, and get told time and place, then turn up. Once there...it's a flat with multiple naked escorts and multiple punters walking around? And you all just gang bang in the living room for the two hours you have paid for? Or how does it go?

You phone on the day (or day before) not from a withheld number and request your preferred time. Once accepted you are texted the address. Upon arrival 15mins before the part time (1-3pm, 4-6pm 7-9pm) you undress and place your valuables and donation (£160 - 2hrs) in an envelope with your (punting) name on.
You shower and put on a Robe, then move to the kitchen to say hello and grab a drink....

Once the party starts, you make the most of the brilliant accommodation.
One massive room with two double beds and a swing.
Another room with a double and single bed.
And another room with a double bed.
There are two en-suite bathrooms and one main bathroom.
There is also a lounge with TV ....and plenty of chairs about the place including as 'perving' chair if you want to kick back and enjoy the scenery.
Cum as many times as you want in two hours.
Lady M will make sure you don't hog one girl.
The girls are great and really get into it and make it a pleasurable non stressy experience.
It's all about Fun.

There are 7 or 8 girls and a maximum of 14 guys. (In my two experiences there have been 10 and 12 punters)
If you are newbie, Lady M will get a girl to start you off. From then on you get on with it....all sex is covered. Oral is with or without - that's up to you. There is no Anal. Generally no fingering either.
Some girls kiss....some will allow CIM I believe.

That is basically it....if I have left anything major out I am sure I will be corrected..... :hi:

Don't just 'no show'....you will be (rightly) blacklisted.

They are brilliant at hosting these party's IMO, so don't take the piss.
They are very honest, inasmuch as if a girl who was on the Rota is a no show they will tell you, and if you then decide to give it a miss they are fine.
JUST be sure to tell them if you are not going to attend! That is common courtesy....
« Last Edit: March 30, 2014, 10:00:30 PM by ciscoxxx69 »

Offline smiths

I've not been to LMP for a few years now, I was considering going back last year as they are still highly regarded, but when the price went up to £160 it just doesn't seem such vfm anymore, as for me when I first visited it was only £100, I think because they party has no real competition they can pretty much charge what they want, I may still return as a rare treat though.

They were £120 when i first went in 2008. What is needed are more party providers in London to replace those now gone in my view. ;)

Offline Prostitooter

By any standards I've always found LMP very good value and good quality, though  don't like the Westminster flat so much. I think the calibre of the girls has gone down a bit though, since the EE girls seem to have to gradually replaced the S. American girls - at least when I've been in the last 12 months. What do you think?

Offline iPad3

I go about once a month, only went to LG once but my view is the st James flat is much better, can't fault the girls and click with most, whilst I wouldn't complain if the price came down I still consider £160 excellent value for money.

Offline lovenostrings

Agree with the positive sentiments of all. GVFM, super hot girls, well organised and a regular haunt for me (1-2 / month). The only issue I have is that sometimes you get the feeling that the girls are making fun of you. They can also get a bit too giggly for my liking as well. I have no objection to talking, but when you get two girls side by side servicing two guys and they laugh, joke and talk about getting pissed, it's slightly annoying. Notwithstanding that, I'll be back.
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Curious6705

Agree with the positive sentiments of all. GVFM, super hot girls, well organised and a regular haunt for me (1-2 / month). The only issue I have is that sometimes you get the feeling that the girls are making fun of you. They can also get a bit too giggly for my liking as well. I have no objection to talking, but when you get two girls side by side servicing two guys and they laugh, joke and talk about getting pissed, it's slightly annoying. Notwithstanding that, I'll be back.

For my part, the banter with the girls and between them is one of the things I really enjoy and which sets it apart from other experiences. I've been lying next to another punter chatting to him and a couple of girls - almost like being down the pub - except the girls are sucking our cocks. Top fun, for me at least.

Offline Mike Oxhard

. I think the calibre of the girls has gone down a bit though, since the EE girls seem to have to gradually replaced the S. American girls - at least when I've been in the last 12 months. What do you think?

I would have to disagree!! I do love EE girls, and actually believe the current gallery has more strength in depth than I've ever known it in my 5+ years  :cool:

Offline vt

By any standards I've always found LMP very good value and good quality, though  don't like the Westminster flat so much. I think the calibre of the girls has gone down a bit though, since the EE girls seem to have to gradually replaced the S. American girls - at least when I've been in the last 12 months. What do you think?

Now I'm used to having the space at the new place, I can't imagine going back to LG.

I'm loving the variety at the moment, some real beauties there...there's still quite a few Latinas, of the EEs there's a selection of Balts, Slavs & Vlachs, Brits of many persuasions, a kinky Parisian and a fruity Oriental!  :yahoo:

Offline tazz

If any guy isnt an England football fan and you fancy have 3-7 girls servicing you then there will be at least 2 days in June during the world cup when this will happen. Read during last world cup or european championships there were only 2 or 3 guys at some of these parties. Sounds like pure heaven.

Offline andrei

If any guy isnt an England football fan and you fancy have 3-7 girls servicing you then there will be at least 2 days in June during the world cup when this will happen. Read during last world cup or european championships there were only 2 or 3 guys at some of these parties. Sounds like pure heaven.

wont happen, the world cup is in brazil so the games will come on after the partying day is over
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Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

wont happen, the world cup is in brazil so the games will come on after the partying day is over

Not quite. Eng v Uruguay 8pm 19th June & Eng V Costa Rica 5pm 24th June. Maybe some Scots will be travelling down to LMP!

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de


a kinky Parisian and a fruity Oriental!  :yahoo:

 :rolleyes: Who be they if you don't mind VT ?

Offline Jerboa

They were £120 when i first went in 2008. What is needed are more party providers in London to replace those now gone in my view. ;)


I said as much a while ago on the ISG board, LMP have a thread, Moss posts on there, fair play to him they are good at what they do, he took my opinion fairly, though some posters on there took me for a troll, I just had to remind them of my numerous reports on that site, LMP have no decent competition In London, so can pretty much charge what they want, surprised no one has started a new party In town.

For my part, the banter with the girls and between them is one of the things I really enjoy and which sets it apart from other experiences. I've been lying next to another punter chatting to him and a couple of girls - almost like being down the pub - except the girls are sucking our cocks. Top fun, for me at least.

Yes I know what you mean about the banter, Is a enjoyable part of the party, but when girls start chatting amongst themselves about what shoes they've just bought, whilst getting shagged by punters It's a no no.

Maybe UKP should do a jolly boys punting outing to LMP soon?  :P

Offline Steve2



I said as much a while ago on the ISG board, LMP have a thread, Moss posts on there, fair play to him they are good at what they do, he took my opinion fairly, though some posters on there took me for a troll, I just had to remind them of my numerous reports on that site, LMP have no decent competition In London, so can pretty much charge what they want, surprised no one has started a new party In town.



Currently Parties are a car crash waiting to happen. They are an easy target for HMRC , VAT, Police etc, as has been proved over the last year or so

Anyone setting up a new party would be totally mad

Offline Jerboa

Currently Parties are a car crash waiting to happen. They are an easy target for HMRC , VAT, Police etc, as has been proved over the last year or so

Anyone setting up a new party would be totally mad

Ok that's a fair point there mate.




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