Author Topic: Euphoria Thai Massage Bournemouth  (Read 1546 times)

Offline rickyponting

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Fancied a rub and tug after work,was going to use the Tuckton place but as i pulled up i saw another punter go in and knowing usually only one masseuse there,i drove on.

I thought i would try Euphoria for a change ,but to be honest it was a let down.

Walked in with no appontment,was met at Reception by a lady called whose name ive forgot now,but it all looked promising,she had quite a low cut top on nice bit of cleavage showing,looked like a nice pair,booked 30 minute massage for £30 and was shown to the room.

Nice big massage table,wooden floors,was offered a drink and away we went.
Id say the lady was early forties,but not bad looking though a little harsh looking like older Thai women can be,i bet she was a cracker in her twenties.
Was told to remove my undies because of the oil(so far so good)

I asked for a firm massage which she delivered,it was really good and you could tell she was trained.
She asked if id been before,i lied and said yes as this is usually a pre cursor for extras.
We were having good convo as her English was quite good,told me a bit about herself etc,a few giggles and a bit of banter which i like,to try and set the scene for a HE.
I spread my legs nice and wide on the table and arched my back a little to see if id get any swipes but nothing.
She did slap my arse and laugh at one point though,again a good sign.
This is where it started going south,i could tell my time was nearly up,and asked if i should turn over,but she kind of glared and asked why?
I said i would like my legs massaged,she kind of laughed and said ok.
She did this for a while then said time was up.

To be honest i was a little confused as by other reviews i was sure there was extra on offer.
It was all a bit awkward so i asked if there was anything else she could do.
She said rather begrudgingly £30 hand job or £50 with top off,no B2B offered.
I should have walked then really but mr penis wanted a wank,so i tried to barter her down £10 each service but she wouldnt budge.
She also said she didnt want to take her top off,so it looked like £30 HR was all that was on offer.
I also asked if oral was on offer and she said no,they dont do it here. Fair enough,most in Bournemouth are like that.
Paid her the £30 ,she oiled up my cock,it was ok nothing special,and i shot a few days worth quite quickly.

So in summary,maybe i caught her on a bad day but i thought we clicked and plenty would be on offer,but obviously not,and premium prices too.Maybe she is just happy with the massage wages and doesnt want to earn more,who knows,so lesson learnt.Pretty much the first time me and a Thai lady havent hit it off,so thats a first for me.

The excellent massage just puts it into neutral territory,but i wont be returning when there are much better(and cheaper) in the area.

Thats me pretty much done with rub and tug,they are boring me now,so im going for proper FS meets with indie SPs from now on,which ive already had success with,review to follow on that.

Offline wombat42

Pretty much the same experience for me. I got excellent erotic massages, with quite a lot of attention to the inner thighs. Once I got a raging hard on without my dick being directly touched. I then got the same mad HE prices as you and it was just a rip off and a let down. The HE was also at arms length so no groping and all over in less than a minute. Also they never go further than topless HE. So I am never going back.

You would likely have found the Tuckton place better. Last time I was there I paid just £40 extra for BtoB and RevO. It is best to phone the Tuckton place first.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2019, 08:45:56 pm by wombat42 »

Offline southcoastpunter

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Some massage places are getting very expensive for "extra's". Maybe because its a "captive audience" and they know that by then you will be thinking with the little brain!!

Went to one a few days ago (Ringwood) - £45 for an hour.  Then they wanted £30 extra for HE (ok, fair enough, seems to be more or less the going rate), £50 for topless HE, £100 for B2B and £150 for "everything". Bloody hell, that's £195 all in!
(i'll put this on the relevant thread)