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Author Topic: ParisB on Mumsnet helping wives catch their husbands  (Read 162998 times)

Offline finn5555

Daffodil-  I have been driving back to my flat   My Internet connection is crap and I'm low on battery
I am just about to send admin a pm and I'm also sending you one as well as you started this thread

Once I have done this I will post again ( If I am allowed 2 )

Don't PM that's boring tell us all you know how sympathetic we will be  :kiss:

Offline Tailpipe

I notes James is online waiting , with keyboard at the ready  as the memberships circles like a flog of pigeons round  a chip.


ParisB position looks untenable, an Apollo 13 recovery and quick post is needed.

Offline finn5555

I notes James is online waiting , with keyboard at the ready  as the memberships circles like a flog of pigeons round  a chip.


ParisB position looks untenable, an Apollo 13 recovery and quick post is needed.

James will mediate in his normal courteous manner one assumes  :sarcastic:

Offline mh

ok I will have a tango then please

Certainly, sir. The sizes available are Extra-Large, Mega-Gigantic and Size-of-a-planet (aka Bucket, Trough and Pool), how deep is your wallet?

Offline cornbeefinspector

Pours a cheap version of Merinda drink and hands it to CBI :drinks:

thanks ct

I'm bored now, me thinks she is dumb enought to think admin will fall for her story and delete this thread, maybe she is worried about making the payments for her latest upmarket car  that her poor clients paid for, not knowing that she will help their wives / girlfriends catch them and destroy their lives , mad cow

Offline Tailpipe

James will mediate in his normal courteous manner one assumes  :sarcastic:


I am sure he is in draft , waiting to push the Post button  :cool:

May be just considering which emotions symbols should be used and where they should be placed for maximum effect.   :diablo:

Offline cornbeefinspector

Certainly, sir. The sizes available are Extra-Large, Mega-Gigantic and Size-of-a-planet (aka Bucket, Trough and Pool), how deep is your wallet?

as my wallet is empty (gave it all to a prossie) I best have the least expensive, but will expect it to be delivered topless please

Offline mh

I am just about to send admin a pm and I'm also sending you one as well as you started this thread

Once I have done this I will post again ( If I am allowed 2 )

a) Why bother with a PM? We're talking about openly posted items on public forums.
b) I am very confident that you will be allowed to post your story! The crowd may revolt if you don't... (and we know how revolting the crowd here are)

Offline mh

as my wallet is empty (gave it all to a prossie) I best have the least expensive, but will expect it to be delivered topless please

Leaving the top off the drink is a health and safety violation and in any case will not result in a reduced price. Coincidentally me going topless is also a health and safety violation, especially so soon after everyone has had their lunch.  :scare:

Online CoolTiger

thanks ct

I'm bored now, me thinks she is dumb enought to think admin will fall for her story and delete this thread, maybe she is worried about making the payments for her latest upmarket car  that her poor clients paid for, not knowing that she will help their wives / girlfriends catch them and destroy their lives , mad cow

Same here. I'm pigged out with the Hot Dog, large drink and the large tub of ice cream. I hope I don't fall asleep when the main show starts.

Offline Tailpipe

as a distraction as we wait for this post


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I would looks nice , so cute  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Online CoolTiger

a) Why bother with a PM? We're talking about openly posted items on public forums.
b) I am very confident that you will be allowed to post your story! The crowd may revolt if you don't... (and we know how revolting the crowd here are)


Agreed. Even if Adam wanted to ban her (his decision), I would think he would give her the chance to post her "reply".

Offline cornbeefinspector

Leaving the top off the drink is a health and safety violation and in any case will not result in a reduced price. Coincidentally me going topless is also a health and safety violation, especially so soon after everyone has had their lunch.  :scare:

i think i will leave the drink thanks  :vomit:

open letter to paris

please copy and paste this


I am very sorry and with hind sight realise I have made a huge mistake, please forgive me and be assured I will never be so stupid again.

punters who drive rust buckets (as I have all your cash) , please dont park it next to my McLaren P1

yours Paris loads of money

Offline mh

If you can be patient with me for 20 mins I can and will explain

It seems that trying to rewrite history is not the 20 minute job it was thought to be. (2h40m and counting...)

If you are stuck, Paris, just ask us for ideas. Perhaps the dogs typed those phantom messages while you were out?  :unknown:

Offline cornbeefinspector

It seems that trying to rewrite history is not the 20 minute job it was thought to be. (2h40m and counting...)

If you are stuck, Paris, just ask us for ideas. Perhaps the dogs typed those phantom messages while you were out?  :unknown:

you might have a point , it has happened before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psA_kTQb3rI

Offline like_mature

It seems that trying to rewrite history is not the 20 minute job it was thought to be. (2h40m and counting...)

If you are stuck, Paris, just ask us for ideas. Perhaps the dogs typed those phantom messages while you were out?  :unknown:

She's getting the dog to type you a PM as we speak!!

Offline akauya

It seems that trying to rewrite history is not the 20 minute job it was thought to be. (2h40m and counting...)

If you are stuck, Paris, just ask us for ideas. Perhaps the dogs typed those phantom messages while you were out?  :unknown:

Damn... I ate all my popcorn now... too full up to buy any more... burp...  oops sorry  :blush:


Offline ParisB

I have just sent 2 private pm to admin and one to Daffodil  as he started this thread originally

I have asked them to keep them private but that is their decision to do so

Should I reply on board later it will be the same as what I have posted to both Adam and Daffodil

There  are one or 2 very personal reasons as to why I don't want to post any explanations right now
 
But I will do later if I think that's what I need to do


Offline cornbeefinspector


Offline finn5555

I have just sent 2 private pm to admin and one to Daffodil  as he started this thread originally

I have asked them to keep them private but that is their decision to do so

Should I reply on board later it will be the same as what I have posted to both Adam and Daffodil

There  are one or 2 very personal reasons as to why I don't want to post any explanations right now
 
But I will do later if I think that's what I need to do

You've been busted

Offline ParisB

thanks ct

I'm bored now, me thinks she is dumb enought to think admin will fall for her story and delete this thread, maybe she is worried about making the payments for her latest upmarket car  that her poor clients paid for, not knowing that she will help their wives / girlfriends catch them and destroy their lives , mad cow


I've not asked admin to delete this thread I said that earlier  I have pm admin with my explanation

Offline vorian

I have just sent 2 private pm to admin and one to Daffodil  as he started this thread originally

I have asked them to keep them private but that is their decision to do so

Should I reply on board later it will be the same as what I have posted to both Adam and Daffodil

There  are one or 2 very personal reasons as to why I don't want to post any explanations right now
 
But I will do later if I think that's what I need to do

What excuse could justify these actions, I cannot see Adam or Daffodil falling for anything suspect.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline cornbeefinspector


I've not asked admin to delete this thread I said that earlier  I have pm admin with my explanation

I would have more respect for you if you came clean, but hey ho I bet you never expected the Spanish Inquisition

I'm sure you did what you did with good intent, but you should have thought it out first, don't make things worse by treating us like idiots please

Offline Tailpipe

What excuse could justify these actions, I cannot see Adam or Daffodil falling for anything suspect.


Of that you can be assured , Adam will make the right Call he always does in my experience, however those things can get very complex.
We just have to leave it with him. 

Offline vorian

I would have more respect for you if you came clean, but hey ho I bet you never expected the Spanish Inquisition

I'm sure you did what you did with good intent, but you should have thought it out first, don't make things worse by treating us like idiots please

Sorry are you saying that she had good intent by helping wifes expose their punting husbands and she is a working and active prossie. How can any good intent be involved.  :unknown: :unknown:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account




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