Leaving the top off the drink is a health and safety violation and in any case will not result in a reduced price. Coincidentally me going topless is also a health and safety violation, especially so soon after everyone has had their lunch.
i think i will leave the drink thanks
open letter to paris
please copy and paste this
I am very sorry and with hind sight realise I have made a huge mistake, please forgive me and be assured I will never be so stupid again.
punters who drive rust buckets (as I have all your cash) , please dont park it next to my McLaren P1
yours Paris loads of money