how Paris is too afraid to leave her home which is crap as she is in B'ham
This is odd. Looking at her profile today https://www.adultwork.com/358631
It says on it: I am currently on tour, and inside of that "Birmingham Dont Miss Me 1HR £100 starts: 20/02/2014 ends:26/02/2014. And according to her "where am I" tag it says "Don't Miss Me In Birmingham this Weekend 20th -26th & Coventry 27th - 2nd March"
So according to this her Birmingham tour ends 26th February and she heads off to Coventry (we'd wish - I feel I should explain that is a send someone to Coventry play on words, I felt I should say that incase people didn't get what I meant).
However her profile has her city of working from now down as Bristol?
So you may then think she has went home as she is scared and whatnot. But the first line of her profile says "Bristol, Don't Miss Me This Weekend .1HR £100 Inc OWO & CIM.."
This suggests to me not afraid to leave her house, but someone who has cancelled her tour and went back to Bristol to lap up all the bookings this 'free advertising' (for lack of a better description) has gotten her.