Sawadee Traditional Thai Massage Sheffield - Lynne

[The0neAnd0nly]

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Hi chaps,

No website for these guys but a quick Google search will provide more details.

I've visited these guys several times in the past but probably not for a good year before my visit last week. The reason for me not returning sooner is that I've found that the girls range wildly between attractive to meh and services such as HJ/ B2B can also depend girl to girl. I was ready to try again so rang up and made an appointment.

One of the main pluses of this place is the location. There is a lower risk of me bumping into someone I know in Hillsborough compared to Muang in the city centre or Phoenix Spa in Woodseats. The shop has a tram stop right in front of it (Middlewood Road I believe) so this may put some off. Also you can park in the B and M store 2 minutes away for upto 3 hours for free.
I normally just make sure I pass through the store either when arriving/ leaving or even just buy something so not picked up as not entering the store. Also it's an absolutely massive store so good for killing some time (check it out of you get the chance!)

So back to the meet. I arrived at Sawadee and there were 2 girls there - Lynne who took me upstairs for the massage and an even more facially attractive girl called Mami. I'm not sure if Mami is just a receptionist/ manager or does massages too but she looked amazing!! She took my £35 for an hour massage and asked Lynne to take me upstairs.

So Lynne leads me upstairs an TBH I'm not disappointed with her although Mami is more my thing. A small petite Asian girl dressed in a simple t shirt and leggings. I was immediately surprised how fluent and clear her English was. She explained that athough she had only been in England a few days, she was masseuse in Pattya (sp?) and most of her clients were English speaking. She is here on a 2 year visa and will most likely be staying solely in Sheffield and Sawadee, which was another surprise.

Lynne is a absolute minx and a fox. She had banter for days and talked quite openly about sex and her experiences so pretty early on I knew (but still hoped) extras would be on the table. And I wasnt disappointed. Once I heard the "please turn over" after what felt like quickest 35/40 minutes whizzing by we negotiated a £40 B2B. I was sure she would have a very tight and firm body having seen her walk up the stairs earlier and checked her out pretty brazenly. She has a few tasteful tattoos on her body which include a symbol on her shoulder and a larger one on her back and yes she has a very toned and slender figure so was very happy as she wriggled out of her clothes.

She continued with the dirty talk and the hour ended up with her wanking me off whilst having a finger up my bumhole knuckle deep and without being asked (but encouraged.) I enquired about licking her out but she declined and promised I could next time if I came back and saw her which I most certainly will.

Overall - Looks 7 out of 10, Body 9 out of 10 and Services 9 out of 10. A charming and sexually confident young Thai girl (think she said she was 37 which seems about right) who the conversation flowed with easily and surprised me in a number of ways.... including a kiss on my cock just after I came which makes me think there could be even more on offer! 

[Delfrommem]

A really good review of the Hillsborough B and M store sadly spoilt by some incident involving getting wanked off by some Thai lass over the road.

What did you make of the crisp aisle in B and M and  what was the going rate for multipack of cheese  n onion?

 

[The0neAnd0nly]

A really good review of the Hillsborough B and M store sadly spoilt by some incident involving getting wanked off by some Thai lass over the road.

What did you make of the crisp aisle in B and M and  what was the going rate for multipack of cheese  n onion?

 

Hahaha touche my horny little friend. Punting is a whole experience for me - from the time of making a booking to getting to the actual appointment. So I like to add all the pertinent little details including what I've been upto in the local area in case its helps others kill some time!

P.s. 6 packs for a quid, bargain!!

[TheMurloc]

P.s. 6 packs for a quid, bargain!!

There is indeed a gym close by, but I thought you got a six pack with blood sweat and tears, if B&M are selling em for a £1 I'm in!

[Delfrommem]

Hahaha touche my horny little friend. Punting is a whole experience for me - from the time of making a booking to getting to the actual appointment. So I like to add all the pertinent little details including what I've been upto in the local area in case its helps others kill some time!

P.s. 6 packs for a quid, bargain!!

I appreciate this kind of overview to be fair. Especially if a punt is bad at least you might come back feeling the outing was somewhat useful. And the B and M is probably Hillsborough’s premier destination after the myriad of pork sandwich shops. 

It was a cracking review tbf and I may give sawadee another go. Goi who used to work there was a marvel but she has apparently just doing legit down the moor, apparently??

[mart802]

I called to Sawadee for the first time ever the othet week.
There was an adultwork ad under "thaitraditionalmassage" but never reviewed as the ad has gone.
Ive got a feeling the "receptionist" is the one i saw.
She was stunning. With long false nails.
Took me upstairs and i thought she was setting room for someone else.. then she came back in.

[Delfrommem]

I called to Sawadee for the first time ever the othet week.
There was an adultwork ad under "thaitraditionalmassage" but never reviewed as the ad has gone.
Ive got a feeling the "receptionist" is the one i saw.
She was stunning. With long false nails.
Took me upstairs and i thought she was setting room for someone else.. then she came back in.

it’s not the most descriptive encounter you’ve written, I will give you that.

When she came back in were you still there or because you thought she was setting the room for someone else did you decide to leave?

Or have I missed something?

[mart802]

it’s not the most descriptive encounter you’ve written, I will give you that.

When she came back in were you still there or because you thought she was setting the room for someone else did you decide to leave?

Or have I missed something?

Apologies... i wrote it in a hurry and got sidetracked..
Basically i called the AW ad which is now deleted. Found out it was at Sawadee and figured i hadnt been there before, so why not. Headed over... called on arrival and the lady asked me to mention a name at the counter.. i cant recall the name.
There was this drop dead stunning lass on reception. She asked me how long. Took payment. Locked door. Took me upstairs to a room. She set up towels etc, asked me to pick massage table or bed on floor and asked me to get undressed as she left the room. I put a towel over my bottom as i thought this would be legit, and that i would get another lady come in to administer the massage (as per what used to happen at White Lily with the uber fit receptionist)
Anyways, this same lass appears.. slim.. mid 20s ish. Great tits (fake i guess).
Starts massage and then asks if i need the towel. I advise i dont. She giggles.. removes it and starts a decent massage with lots of use of her freshly applied long fake nails.
She kisses the back of my neck etc. Whispers to me about the massage and extras (which i cant mention downstairs 🤔🤣)
I settle for b2b and she whips of the little short dress she has on. Soon ive got her tits and pussy rubbing all over me.
When she turns me over she is kissing me (lfk) and biting my nipples. Before starting work on my cock.
After the inevitable she is laid next to me... stroking my chest and chatting. Soon we clean up.
There was a little confusion, as i paid her for massage downstairs.. and the price she said upstairs for extras didnt include monies paid downstairs. So as it turns out i was 10 quid short... so i expressed mt confusion, and she let me off.
Cant remember exact figure.. but been a tight sheffielder i did feel it was slightly more than i expected.

[Delfrommem]

Nice one, Mart.

Sounds definitely worth a visit 

[Burberry]

Good review, not been since Jan and Wan left, sounds like it could be worth a return.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Just a quick note that I revisited today and saw Lynne again.

According to Lynne, the manager (who I believe is Mami who is very attractive!) is in Thailand for 7 weeks. Not much to add to my previous review of Lynne - £35 for 1 hour massage plus £60 for B2B.


P.s lots of roadworks going on Middlewood Road causing diversions so suggest you leave plenty if time of planning on visiting.

[smaugthegolden]

Am I missing something here?

Why are guys paying £95 but not getting any sex??

[The0neAnd0nly]

Am I missing something here?

Why are guys paying £95 but not getting any sex??

Sigh...this has been covered extensively on other posts and even on one of my other reviews if you want to read fella.

[smaugthegolden]

Point one of the posts out to me if you don't mind....I'm interested

[The0neAnd0nly]

As per my post on the Regional Discussion forum about this place:

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I think the lady you saw could be Lynne who've I've seen several times before (and reviewed.) 
Shes always been good except the most recent time I saw her (3 weeks ago?) where she seemed a little stressed and distracted. 

Might book to see Tan next time depending on if I go again and your review!