Author Topic: Roxette Hot - Hemel Hempstead  (Read 1990 times)


18 review(s) for Roxette Hot (15 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Redrighthand

Okay, I've a few to catch up...

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Seen this girl 3 or 4 times, last time in Feb 2019. You need to know what you are getting yourself into before you go diving in. Her profile is now very clear, no GFE; she is Romanian so 'quelle surprise'. Vanilla with a capital V.

Comms: phone or text, prompt reply and decent directions. Well spoken girl and English very good. £70 for a 30 minute booking.

Location: Hemel Hempstead, block of flats near the "Magic Roundabout". Parking is best at nearby the multi-storey, free after 6pm (or maybe 6.30pm). She will ask you to call her at the entrance and buzz you in.

Girl: as you see in the photos, petite with astonishing tits, attractive and aged
23 or 24, I would say. She is friendly but very quiet, you will have to do all the work here. Her profile states "vivacious", I'm afraid she is not in the slightest, I've seen more vivacious pedal bins. I didn't go there for a chat however and it is her body that has dragged me back. Thrice.

One undressed, I joined her on the bed; there is no kissing involved and generally you will need to lead. Unhooking those giant orbs is an event in itself, they are something else. I have to say since the first time I saw her they appear to have sagged a little on her tiny frame, so gravity is calling. I just gorged on them like a hungry ape, she sat astride me and watched intently. After a while she asked if I wanted oral, this is always OW, not without, so take note here (again, forget GFE). She put on a bizarre bright pink condom; my cock looked like stick of rock. After a few minutes of decent oral I am as hard as nails and she suggested sex. After 0.5 of a second, I agreed. She lubes up and mounts me. Quite fantastic view as she slowly rides you and those incredible tits sway (the hungry ape going in for seconds). Changed to doggie after a time and this where you realise how tiny she is; she takes it well however and noises sound genuine enough (for a pedal bin). Missionary to completion, another great view of this girl's incredible body. She will let you finish completely and is no rush. Cleaned up and a quick chat, she is in no hurry to get you out and warms up after the deed (as is often the case). Apparently she is studying to be a lawyer (!?) and clearly is a bright girl.

Roxette has probably the best body I have ever come across and to shag her is simply a joy. I'm not sure she will be everyone's cup of tea however as she does retain that Romainian 'coldness' and is very vanilla.

Positive from me though.

RRH.





Offline Billy no mates

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Saw her a couple of years ago, as part of a threesome, and fully agree with this interview.

Such a shame the personality does not match the body.

Great first review, welcome to ukp.




Offline Jinx

Spot on review. Roxette’s body IS amazing.
I need an Easter treat....

Jinx

Offline Wozel

A very funny review and looks like I may just HL for those tits.

Offline Chorley

Review is spot on OP. ;)
Punting with her is like shagging a petite, huge titted corpse. :rolleyes: I reckon you'd probably find more  life on Mars :D
« Last Edit: April 20, 2019, 12:59:35 pm by Chorley »

Offline Jinx

Wozel, you will not regret meeting and having fun with them

Jinx

Offline Wozel

Wozel, you will not regret meeting and having fun with them

Jinx

Cheers mate, one question thou, is she okay with them being proper sucked and played with ?

Offline Jinx

No problem when I saw her....

Jinx

Offline Wozel