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External Link/Members OnlyWell, the ad looked good.
Great pics in private of a smoking body, all services offered (except anal - which isn't my thing anyway) - what could possibly go wrong?
The venue to start - bloody awful Britannia Hotel in Birmingham.
Once through the magic door - what a disappointment. If those pics were of her - it was her a long time ago. She's now quite heavily tattooed and has a full set of braces on her teeth. (Lovely)
And she's eaten a few pies. I should have walked.
The shower together was more about cleaning than sensuality - she was beginning to remind me of my mother...
On to a small single bed - no kissing at all - which normally turns me off, but I really didn't want to explore her dental work.
Then, none of the agreed by text services (Rimming, Prostate massage) were there either. Her English was almost non-existent so it was really difficult to communicate. I gave up.
The sex (doggy style) was just boring She kept repeating Wow (her one english word) which was more comedic than sexy.
I was out of the door in under 40 minutes. What a waste.
The pics she sells herself with are below.
One to avoid.
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