Isaballa99 on AW, Massage with English Rose on VS. Calls herself Rose in person.
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Contacted Rose by text about a month ago looking for an mid afternoon booking. Confirmed reasonably promptly.
Based in a ground floor flat just off Erdington High St and it’s definitely her in the photos which seem recent enough. Flat is very cluttered but clean enough. I opted for 30 mins FS booking for £60. Handed over the cash in the kitchen, removed shoes as requested and was led through to the bedroom.
Rose started to talk about the fact she’s never sure if people are going to turn up and then started to get a sheet/quilt cover out of a bag to put on the bed, saying she hadn’t done it before because people don’t always turn up. This despite her texting me to see if I was on my way.
Don’t think she cracked a smile the entire time.
Started with a bit of a back massage and her technique is dreadful, mostly just finger prodding in a few places around the shoulders and back, no sensuality at all.
Turned over after about 5 minutes and was asked if I wanted a blow job - thought why not, can’t be any worse than the massage. How wrong I was. Using her hand to limit depth she took me in her mouth but somehow managed to open her mouth so wide her lips barely made contact with my cock and I’m reasonably average in the size department. Worse was to come - she nodded up and down at about 90mph and for the most part sat between my legs and kept her body out of reach. Asked to slow down but was soon back at full tilt.
I was now about as disinterested as she appeared to be so asked for a condom. Got her on top (pussy is shaved) and fuck me if she didn’t bounce up and down at the same speed as the blow job. Thoroughly unenjoyable, she clearly just wanted to get it over with. Managed to fill the bag and went on my way after about 20 mins which included the time she arsed around with the bed.
She claims to have counselling qualifications but had about as much empathy and rapport as Theresa May.
Thoroughly disappointing waste of time, money and effort.
