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Author Topic: The dos & donts?  (Read 4140 times)

Offline Harribbo

I'm extremely new to punting and haven't had a WG since I was 18 & it was usually when I was coked out my head & drunk with my mates. Waste of money as I could never get it up and could never finish due to the copious amounts of cocaine & alcohol in my body.

I'm 22 now have a misses & kid with a good job, but lately been really bored & I have booked a girl for this coming Tuesday. I have gone with Kiara Amazing, I love an older lady and she looks sexy for her age at 44? I am very nervous but can't wait to get my dick wet with her. Don't want to look like a complete fool, so what are the dos and donts? I have booked her for 1 hour.

Is it wise to get a new phone for this sort of thing? What convos do you bring up when your on a break?
I love licking pussy, do they like this sort of thing? Are you bothered what they think of you looks wise? I'm not morbidly obese but I'm built like a rugby player (bit more curvy) & I'm bit insecure of how I look with new people. Should I give a fuck? Or just go with it & let her play with my tits as I play with hers lol. So yeh, any info is greatly appreciated. Apart from that I can't wait to get into this world ;)

Thanks guys

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Offline smiths

I'm extremely new to punting and haven't had a WG since I was 18 & it was usually when I was coked out my head & drunk with my mates. Waste of money as I could never get it up and could never finish due to the copious amounts of cocaine & alcohol in my body.

I'm 22 now have a misses & kid with a good job, but lately been really bored & I have booked a girl for this coming Tuesday. I have gone with Kiara Amazing, I love an older lady and she looks sexy for her age at 44? I am very nervous but can't wait to get my dick wet with her. Don't want to look like a complete fool, so what are the dos and donts? I have booked her for 1 hour.

Is it wise to get a new phone for this sort of thing? What convos do you bring up when your on a break?
I love licking pussy, do they like this sort of thing? Are you bothered what they think of you looks wise? I'm not morbidly obese but I'm built like a rugby player (bit more curvy) & I'm bit insecure of how I look with new people. Should I give a fuck? Or just go with it & let her play with my tits as I play with hers lol. So yeh, any info is greatly appreciated. Apart from that I can't wait to get into this world ;)

Thanks guys

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2067928

Your the one paying so what you look like has got nothing to do with it as its punting not dating.

My advice is always use a punting phone or Sim, and whatever you do dont tell a WG your real name or details, just make something you can easily recall up. IMO this is really important because its been known on ocassion for WGs to threaten punters, including one on here after he gave her too much personal info on himself. I daresay most WGs wouldnt threaten but you dont know which ones of course.

Just have fun and i hope it goes well. :hi:


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Offline Jimmyredcab



I'm 22 now have a misses & kid with a good job.

Oh dear, and you are willing to risk losing all that for a fat, elderly prostitute, I find that very sad.  :thumbsdown:

Offline daviemac

I would try and make sure she will do the things you enjoy before making the booking. She list 'face sitting' on her likes list but not 'receiving oral'. Might be worth checking.

I always take a special but modest chocolate bar like a Green & Black, or a small bag of fruit like cherries or strawberries which breaks the ice and or gets a snog and or a smile. It is a commercial transaction but if it starts out as fun then the fun grows. I hand it over just before or with the cash.

I look forward ti your report.

Offline Harribbo

Oh dear, and you are willing to risk losing all that for a fat, elderly prostitute, I find that very sad.  :thumbsdown:

What you find sad I find exciting...

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Face sitting and receiving oral are often confused and are definitely not the same thing.

Offline SammyZ

Face sitting and receiving oral are often confused and are definitely not the same thing.

Sorry I don't want to appear stupid but what is difference please?

Offline Toshiba

Make sure the WG takes her time, dont let her rush you, have a menu in ya head, remember your there for your pleasure not hers.

She is only interested in ya money, nothing else.

One foot note but you need to be told as you are married.

Request no perfume, dont risk oral uncovered , dont lick her pussy, remember take every precaution cos if you catch something your life becomes a world of shit

My advice is please make sure its what you need, youve a lot to lose over a skank, im attached and had 2 scares with broken condoms, just be careful

Offline Toshiba

Sorry I don't want to appear stupid but what is difference please?


Face sitting shes in charge

Offline SammyZ

Ok so still oral but she's on top.  Thanks

Offline Toshiba

Ok so still oral but she's on top.  Thanks

Not always, she can grind on ya chin and nose


I'm 22 now have a misses & kid...

Jesus, 22 years old and already on Shit Street. My advice would be to avoid punting, as you're obviously not good at making rational decisions.

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Offline Strawberry

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Face sitting shes in charge

Facesitting involves the woman putting most of her body weight onto the man's face, almost grinding her nether regions down. This may be done with or without knickers and can be quite painful as you can feel the bones of face and pelvis meeting.The aim is for the recipient is smothered by her, to the point where his breathing is restricted and he shouldn't be capable of giving oral. This is very erotic for the recipient and his cock will respond in an upright manner. A safe sign is usually arranged so that he can take a breath and isn't suffocated.

Reverse oral with her on top is different in that she should be bearing her own body weight, in face sitting she's upright with her bodyweight bearing down through pelvis - sometimes the feet are lifted for better effect.

Offline SammyZ

Ok thank you I understand now.  Have tried reverse oral plenty times.  Never tried face sitting.  Don't think it is for me. 

Offline Harribbo

Make sure the WG takes her time, dont let her rush you, have a menu in ya head, remember your there for your pleasure not hers.

She is only interested in ya money, nothing else.

One foot note but you need to be told as you are married.

Request no perfume, dont risk oral uncovered , dont lick her pussy, remember take every precaution cos if you catch something your life becomes a world of shit

My advice is please make sure its what you need, youve a lot to lose over a skank, im attached and had 2 scares with broken condoms, just be careful


I don't need it, I just want it. I get sex from my missis on the regular, it just gets boring & where I am still young I suppose I want to explore. I have settled down early which is lovely but I feel I am missing out. It's like when you go out partying all the time & it gets boring. Well at the minute I am finding my bird boring in that department. I want excitement and to be with someone new but to still come home to my bird and kid. It's a huge risk. But one I am obviously willing to take. Maybe it's just being naive and stupid. Thanks for the advice though. Appreciated.

Where do you guys hide your WG phone? Lol...

Offline smiths

Make sure the WG takes her time, dont let her rush you, have a menu in ya head, remember your there for your pleasure not hers.

She is only interested in ya money, nothing else.

One foot note but you need to be told as you are married.

Request no perfume, dont risk oral uncovered , dont lick her pussy, remember take every precaution cos if you catch something your life becomes a world of shit

My advice is please make sure its what you need, youve a lot to lose over a skank, im attached and had 2 scares with broken condoms, just be careful

What else would a WG be interested apart from a punters money?

Offline smiths

I don't need it, I just want it. I get sex from my missis on the regular, it just gets boring & where I am still young I suppose I want to explore. I have settled down early which is lovely but I feel I am missing out. It's like when you go out partying all the time & it gets boring. Well at the minute I am finding my bird boring in that department. I want excitement and to be with someone new but to still come home to my bird and kid. It's a huge risk. But one I am obviously willing to take. Maybe it's just being naive and stupid. Thanks for the advice though. Appreciated.

Where do you guys hide your WG phone? Lol...

If you think you cant hide a punting phone you could just use another Sim of course and you must be able to hide such a tiny thing surely.


Offline Harribbo

Jesus, 22 years old and already on Shit Street. My advice would be to avoid punting, as you're obviously not good at making rational decisions.

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My child was very much planned thank you, I suppose with a lot of people on here you occasionaly need a release from real life.

Offline SirFrank

Discuss likes dislikes before you get jiggy. Maybe do this before the punt itself - drop he an email via AW and outline what you want from the meet. As above use a payg sim or phone for punting and delete calls txts etc afterwards so if anyone picks it up you are clean. I always shower before I go (most girls will want you to shower again when you get there). Good luck
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Offline smiths

My child was very much planned thank you, I suppose with a lot of people on here you occasionaly need a release from real life.

All about requiring variety for me, which is one thing a partner cant provide obviously. My advice is make not getting caught your top priority and never get complacent. If required make up a believable to your partner cover story, i have Golf which has served me very well over the years, and i do play it which makes it more convincing.


Offline Harribbo

All about requiring variety for me, which is one thing a partner cant provide obviously. My advice is make not getting caught your top priority and never get complacent. If required make up a believable to your partner cover story, i have Golf which has served me very well over the years, and i do play it which makes it more convincing.

I use to be excellent at golf, living in Portugal it was a given to start playing. Was playing off a 14 at the age of 14-15. Give up as it became more of a chore. Might start the gym again. Surely a good excuse to get out the house, plus I actually enjoy the gym. Thanks guys.

Offline Strawberry

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I forgot to say this above, if your nipples are an erogenous zone, tell her. Many men don't like their nipples played with so it's useful to know if it's something you like.

Ok thank you I understand now.  Have tried reverse oral plenty times.  Never tried face sitting.  Don't think it is for me.

Don't knock it till you've tried it, young man! ;)

I forgot to say this above, if your nipples are an erogenous zone, tell her. Many men don't like their nipples played with so it's useful to know if it's something you like.

Thanks for the tip, Strawberry!  :P

Offline Ali Katt

Discuss likes dislikes before you get jiggy. Maybe do this before the punt itself - drop he an email via AW and outline what you want from the meet. As above use a payg sim or phone for punting and delete calls txts etc afterwards so if anyone picks it up you are clean. I always shower before I go (most girls will want you to shower again when you get there). Good luck
Or better still if you can risk losing data, such as numbers stored on phone and games do a hard reset.

I've never been asked to re-shower, but I don't travel for more than an hour. I guess it depends on the escort. Definitely showering before is always a must for me.

Also, have a back up, I'm sure there's another mature in the same area that could be a back-up.


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