After a little discussion here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=244780.0 I decided to pay a visit.  Not been here in ages and wanted to see if things had improved.  So call it, TOFTT if you like

In short, I wish I hadn't bothered 

Went in the door.  2 girls started to approach from behind the scenes.  I didn't get a glance of the 2nd girl, as the first girl had already appeared and taken me to the room behind reception.  Pity, as it might have been nice to have a choice of girl.

Looks wise I'd say 3/10 unfortunately.  Probably over 40.  Quite a lot of makeup.  Wearing a black top and shortish skirt.

Her English was the worst I'd experienced and in the end I had to point at the "30 minutes" on the poster before we could commence.

I undressed whilst she stayed in the room.  It wasn't until after I'd got comfortable she then started repeating the word "money".  It would have been nice had she said that from the outset, or even held out her hand whilst I was undressing, to save me the hassle and embarrassment of getting up naked to dig out some cash.

What followed then was the most uncomfortable (dry) massage I've ever had - especially painful on the legs.

During the massage, a bloke entered the shop, and then the other girl there emerged into reception.  He then immediately said "sorry I've got the wrong place".  My conclusion at the time was maybe the other girl wasn't very attractive either, so he said this as a way of backing out (wish I'd thought of that!).  But he then went on to say sorry, he thought it was sex, and that he'd seen it on adultwork.  The girl said 'no sex sorry'.  He apologised again and left.  All seemed very odd, and did spoil the mood a bit!!  (I figure I'm OK disclosing this, as I was behind a door, so didn't see the guy - just repeating what I heard).

Towards the end she whispered in my ear.  Again, the English was so bad I didn't know what she was saying.  But on the basis I had an idea of what she was getting at, I said "yes please".  She said "how much will you give me", which was an odd question, because it implied it wasn't a set price.  I assumed at this point that we were just talking about HE, so I said £20.

She pointed to her mouth and said £30.  I assume oral was on the cards from this, but I'm sorry to say I just didn't find her attractive, so didn't fancy it at all.  I said "No, £20", assuming it would then revert to just HE.

She repeated the word money again, so I had to get up (again) to fish out some cash.

She then locked the door.  I found this a bit odd - just the way she did it - along with the way she was whispering about the extras - and the odd comment of "how much will you give me".  I got the vibe that extras weren't allowed, so she was breaking the rules a bit.  I also thought maybe that if I'd just said £100 full sex, she might have said yes.

What followed was the worst (dry) H/J I've ever had.  She put my hand inside her bra to help me out, which quickly turned into sucking/licking.  It helped - a bit - but the lack of technique and the fact I didn't fancy her meant I took quite a long time (not usually a problem for me!)

To help further she started whispering dirty talk - essentially just repeating a few swear words over and over.  It helped (a bit).

Climax over, it then finished with a (painful) head massage.

Overall negative for me, but I'll award neutral.  At the end of the day, I reckon negative is for 'bait and switch' or scammers or people who fail to provide as advertised.  So it certainly isn't negative from that perspective.

Unless I have another mad curious moment, I wouldn't return.