So a year ago I gave up on almost bi-weekly punts for personal reasons and have enjoyed massages with HR since on a 3-4 monthly basis.
Saw this girl's profile on AW and she seemed good - arranged for an hour this evening and comms were good via text and phone calls in the day time.
She is located above a shop off a busy road in Hinkley - loads of nearby streets to park for free and a car park round another corner. Pretty discreet set up - down small side street and it's a non-descript door with a bell. She opened the door and up the stairs to the room.
Looks wise she is pretty attractive. I would say NOT the girl in the AW profile - but maybe it is and she's gained some pounds! Nonetheless she is not fat, just a bit chubby around her middle. Nice skin, fantastic small but rounded boobs in a tiny black dress - pretty if Thai girls are your thing. She seemed friendly so good start.
Then into the room. Cold. And not a real massage table so nowhere to put your face - so awkward lying with your head to one side. I usually like chinese type music / panpipes but the electronic version with one 30 second riff on repeat was like concentration camp torture!!
And the massage. Started with legs, and dry, not hard, not soft, just a bit bleugh. Then more of the same on my back. No real feeling in it, nor technique. She climbed on a couple of times but to what effect - fuck knows. Then I felt the table vibrate - yes she had her phone between my ankles and was reading some shit on her phone while massaging my calf with one hand! I caught her but she seemed wholly unembarrassed and continued to do this and "hide the phone" under a small flannel. Not fooling anyone - the screen kept lighting her face up.
The rest of the massage was shit, and she kept telling me to relax. Hard to when it looked like she had to be somewhere.
So then onto the HJ. Prob the best bit of all. And that's not saying much. It was ok, some eye contact, some encouragement and some ball play but again, no proper feeling, technique was mediocre at best and all felt just a bit lacklustre. A 5 min rub down, and offer of shower to end - the latter I declined as the towel she kept using to cover me was damp - probably from the last chap in! Blood cold in the room - she asked me a few times if I was cold I said yes and she turned up a shitty little heater that did nothing.
I hate to write negative review - but I am struggling to see how this can even be neutral. Waste of 60 pounds and an hour of my life.
She was pretty pleasant after, chatty and friendly but could have been like this throughout and it would have been positive - shame as the location is discreet and I would have gone back.
If you want a brilliant massage - Rainbow Nature in Coventry - my favourites are Tania (amazing massage, pretty thai girl, few extra pounds - biggest tits ever! and great personality) and Tina (amazing body, very pretty, fairly good massage and tiny hands which make my dick look huge when she uses both on me! and cracking personality to boot).
