Swindon massage

[Spanish Lad]

I will have a few hours to kill in Swindon next week and intend to have a good massage and hopefully HE. I would rather have a good massage and risk no HE being offered than a shit rub and tug over in 20 minutes. So i tend to stick to legit parlours rather than vivastreet or gumtree. (it is the other way around where i live in Spain and it is almost impossible to find somewhere that does a good massage with extras so that is why i like to seek out a good massage when i am back in Blighty).

From what i have read on here it seems the Thai parlours in the centre of town do not offer any extras. My best bet may be at 24 commercial road. Any recommendations greatly appreciated.

[Whirlwind]

Pho Tong is your best bet.  The other Thai places do great massages but no HE and the two Chinese places in Commercial Road do HE but crap massages.

I have been to May a couple of times and she certainly does HE although a few reviews have suggested otherwise.  I think massage is her main business and she will offer HE if you are clean and she likes you...a bit of easy bonus money for her I suppose rather than feeling obliged to stand there wanking off the rude and unwashed.

[Spanish Lad]

Thanks for that Whirlwind, much appreciated.

[Hotspur]

Been a few comments on this place.

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[mikeb]

Pho Tong is your best bet.  The other Thai places do great massages but no HE and the two Chinese places in Commercial Road do HE but crap massages.

I have been to May a couple of times and she certainly does HE although a few reviews have suggested otherwise.  I think massage is her main business and she will offer HE if you are clean and she likes you...a bit of easy bonus money for her I suppose rather than feeling obliged to stand there wanking off the rude and unwashed.

Had a very uninspiring HE their a couple of weeks ago, not a session to remember.

[HappyHarryIV]

I have been to Chinese Decor on Commercial Rd and Oriental Wellbeing on Ferndale Rd recently. Both offered body to body and HE, but nothing more. I didn't get a chance to do a field report on Oriental when I was there a week ago, but it was same old crappy massage with a HE from a middle aged lady. A few months Back I had been to Sensual Ashley External Link/Members Only Her massage was pretty good and the HE was good.

[Hardpunt2]

If you want a massage why not go to a professional masseuse, and I'm not talking about a place full of Asian woman who have no formal training. A proper hour long sports massage is only £30-40.

I really don't understand why this forum is full of people looking for a massage and HE- not even sure what HE is.

[HawkG]

...not even sure what HE is.

Kinda renders your opinion useless then, doesn’t it?

“I don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m going to give you my view on its value anyway”

Thanks for that.

[Lewis]

I really don't understand why this forum is full of people looking for a massage and HE- not even sure what HE is.

HE= Happy Ending. Basically a ball draining service by means of a hand job.