Author Topic: SCOTTISH.LUCY - Dunfermline (Read 2558 times)

BaronVonProdger · « **on:** April 08, 2019, 07:42:10 am »

£70hh

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This punt, if you can call it that happened before I discovered the wonder that is the UKP forum. Didn’t want to write this review, but I feel I owe it to my fellow punters out there.

Flat was a bomb site, bare floorboards, unpleasant smell, both inside and on the stairs.

A not half bad looking girl, nice hair and body, if a bit flabby around the midriff. Weird eyebrow shape, beautiful soft skin.

Started of with the most insipid, pathetic, limp massage in history, followed by endless chatter on a wide variety of subjects, including but not exclusive to, how she would defend herself if I attacked her, to a stalker ex client and a brain damaged ex boyfriend, no fucking wonder he’s brain damaged sweetheart.

Proceeding on to the handjob, followed by her piece de resistance, about 10 seconds of owo. Couldn’t make me cum once in a 30min appointment.

Any positives,,,,,, she does have nice Ralph Lauren bed sheets.

God knows what the fuck is going on with her, a scam, mental illness, deluded, all of the above.

I wonder if anyone has ever booked her for an overnight, god, the stuff of nightmares.

The Prodger

DaVINCI · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2019, 08:01:04 am »

Thanks for your review, not that l would have any intention of meeting her after reading reviews here.

You basically paid £70 for a HJ

lf her policy is no FS on 1st meeting, she should be upfront on her profile and inform accordingly otherwise it is like a scam operation

. Once in, some punters might not have the heart to walk

Poopster · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:50:53 am »

Sorry, I have to laugh or I'll cry.

EL1M1N8OR · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:32:14 am »

I have seen her profile in Aberdeen for a while and it’s usually only a matter of time before I would be knocking on her door.

After reading her reviews on here.. Not a f’in’ chance!

Notice she doesn’t do 15 minute appointments and limits her appointments to “always be at her best”.

Might call her up and ask her how much for just a hand shandy..

suckmyglock · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2019, 10:33:43 am »

Seriously fife. What’s the deal

Poopster · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2019, 11:15:09 am »

Quote from: suckmyglock on April 08, 2019, 10:33:43 am

Seriously fife. What’s the deal

Em... well she's one of the better looking girls in Fife. And she isn't a junkie. She won't bareback. And she is entirely 100% consistent in her performance. She's easy to get hold of. Her flat isnt in Scabbeyview and has plenty of free parking close by. Em... I'm all out, those are the positives of Handjob Lucy. It's painful to say but when it's written down like that she's one of the best girls in the Kingdom!

BaronVonProdger · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2019, 03:12:59 pm »

Quote from: Poopster on April 08, 2019, 11:15:09 am

Em... well she's one of the better looking girls in Fife. And she isn't a junkie. She won't bareback. And she is entirely 100% consistent in her performance. She's easy to get hold of. Her flat isnt in Scabbeyview and has plenty of free parking close by. Em... I'm all out, those are the positives of Handjob Lucy. It's painful to say but when it's written down like that she's one of the best girls in the Kingdom!

When you lay it out like that you've actually got a good point, whats her number again.

There is jennababe, as long as you look past her relieving older clients of there savings. Oh and BubblyBeth27, she puts them all too shame.

Poopster · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2019, 04:18:59 pm »

Quote from: BaronVonProdger on April 08, 2019, 03:12:59 pm

When you lay it out like that you've actually got a good point, whats her number again. There is jennababe, as long as you look past her relieving older clients of there savings. Oh and BubblyBeth27, she puts them all too shame.

Woah, hang on, Jenna has stolen from old guys? Have you a link to a story?

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2019, 04:19:04 pm »

Quote from: Poopster on April 08, 2019, 11:15:09 am

Em... well she's one of the better looking girls in Fife. And she isn't a junkie. She won't bareback. And she is entirely 100% consistent in her performance. She's easy to get hold of. Her flat isnt in Scabbeyview and has plenty of free parking close by. Em... I'm all out, those are the positives of Handjob Lucy. It's painful to say but when it's written down like that she's one of the best girls in the Kingdom!

You forgot to mention Ralph Lauren bed sheets, the ownership of which must propel Lucy to the very pinnacle of Fife hoors...

Poopster · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2019, 08:21:04 pm »

Quote from: S.X. MacHine on April 08, 2019, 04:19:04 pm

You forgot to mention Ralph Lauren bed sheets, the ownership of which must propel Lucy to the very pinnacle of Fife hoors...

Shit, even having sheets at all puts her above Michaela Sharpe.

FF2019 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2019, 02:05:34 pm »

Handjob Lucy will go down in Fife Hoorlaw history!!

Just a pointer... the floorboards are supposed to be chic

well so she told me!

Has the cat gone?

The braindead ex is not an ex, he was a tattooist she befriended and lived off I am sure, he crashed his motorbike and landed up with some serious injuries

BaronVonProdger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2019, 02:47:46 pm »

Quote from: Friskyfifer on April 10, 2019, 02:05:34 pm

Handjob Lucy will go down in Fife Hoorlaw history!!

Just a pointer... the floorboards are supposed to be chic well so she told me!

Has the cat gone?

The braindead ex is not an ex, he was a tattooist she befriended and lived off I am sure, he crashed his motorbike and landed up with some serious injuries

No the cats still there, she called it in to the room probably with the intention of it attacking me, little did she know of my peculiar effect on four legged felines of them liking me more than there owners, it just sniffed me and went away.

She told me he was a tattooist who was her boyfriend and that he crashed his motorbike and was brain damaged as a result, or he just couldn't take living a second more with her so he ploughed it into the first car he saw.

Could also be that these stores she tells are all made up too help stretch the booking out so she doesn't actually have to provide any real service.

Poopster · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2019, 05:57:04 pm »

There is so much shite comes out of her gob I doubt if she even knows what is true anymore.

She must have taken at least 10 years to do her fucking psychology degree, the same amount of time to decorate her flat and the Audi A3 her daddy was buying her 3 years ago looks remarkably like the Mini she had 3 years ago.

Stupid little cunt.

I'm not a fan.

EL1M1N8OR · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2019, 09:08:06 pm »

Sometimes, I wish Aberdeen was this exciting...

Sha99er · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2019, 09:11:06 pm »

Quote from: Poopster on April 10, 2019, 05:57:04 pm

There is so much shite comes out of her gob I doubt if she even knows what is true anymore.

She must have taken at least 10 years to do her fucking psychology degree, the same amount of time to decorate her flat and the Audi A3 her daddy was buying her 3 years ago looks remarkably like the Mini she had 3 years ago.

Stupid little cunt.

I'm not a fan.

Fuck me, I'd have never guessed!

FF2019 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2019, 11:24:17 pm »

The tattooist is a real person I know/knew him and he worked in the place I got tattooed!

Audi A3 you say? She last told me she had “bought” a Merc? Oddly i pass her place everyday going home and she still has said Mini!

She is the fucking test dummy for phsych students, so much shite does come out her mouth i do doubt she knows what is real and what is reality!

People really need to stop seeing her!!

Only positive is her bed is very fucking comfy..... that is all

I was just checking my reviews..... I have reviewed her but it is gone?

Name Not Found · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2019, 11:47:14 pm »

Quote from: Friskyfifer on April 10, 2019, 11:24:17 pm

Only positive is her bed is very fucking comfy..... that is all

70 quid for a nice lie down seems a tad excessive.

I saw her once (long before I found this site) and vowed never again, although now I'm quite tempted just to see if I can get my knob inside her again against all the odds.

BaronVonProdger · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2019, 12:23:49 am »

Quote from: Name Not Found on April 10, 2019, 11:47:14 pm

70 quid for a nice lie down seems a tad excessive.

I saw her once (long before I found this site) and vowed never again, although now I'm quite tempted just to see if I can get my knob inside her again against all the odds.

Surely if you text her beforehand asking for a session with actual sex, you would in the end eventually get it.

She probably has one condom in the flat, kept in a special tin, marked "to be used only in an emergency."

FF2019 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2019, 05:36:53 am »

I have fucked her once (saw her twice) it was boring.... tight fanny as hardly uses it but lay like a sack of tatties with her face in the bed

She would at least be a potential for a bukkake session hahaha

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2019, 03:20:54 pm »

Quote from: Friskyfifer on April 11, 2019, 05:36:53 am

I have fucked her once (saw her twice) it was boring.... tight fanny as hardly uses it but lay like a sack of tatties with her face in the bed

She would at least be a potential for a bukkake session hahaha

Indeed, difficult to shag, but not impossible as I discovered after much perseverance. I had a commemorative medal struck, which I wear with pride when visiting the Kingdom; 'I shagged Handjob Lucy'.

Poopster · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2019, 03:51:32 pm »

Bullshit! Unless "perseverance" is code for "I roofied the cunt and ball-gagged her" then I'm not buying it!

Author Topic: SCOTTISH.LUCY - Dunfermline (Read 2558 times)

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