Fellow inexperienced punter in need of sdvice

[BBC_Delivery]

I will be getting a punting phone so I’m kind of glad that none of my arrangements with escorts went ahead as I did them off my personal number which is catastrophic.


I’m now willing to abide by the punters law. Being a young man that never has seen an escort, what’s the best time to contact them? Can you also please lmk initially conversation statements etc.

Thanks in advance,
Determined to get that pussy

[PLeisure]

I will be getting a punting phone so I’m kind of glad that none of my arrangements with escorts went ahead as I did them off my personal number which is catastrophic.


I’m now willing to abide by the punters law. Being a young man that never has seen an escort, what’s the best time to contact them? Can you also please lmk initially conversation statements etc.

Thanks in advance,
Determined to get that pussy

Are you der-runk? Or just deranged.

You've been a member since Nov 2015 and have posted three reviews in the past month 

If you are new to punting, then don't do anything until you've read through this: External Link/Members Only
Yes. All of it. And then read it another three times until fully digested.

Those three reviews... fantasy wank fodder, or... ?? 

[Bonker]

what’s the best time to contact them? Can you also please lmk initially conversation statements etc.

Determined to get that pussy

Between 2 and 2:01am
"Hello prossie, can I buy your cunt for a fiver"
You do know that a pussy is not a cat, don't you? Cats don't answer the phone very often. On the odd occasion they do, ask them if they can meet you and they make excuses "Me 'ow"?

[BBC_Delivery]

First of all what’s a fantasy wank fodder.

And yes I’ve been a member when I discovered this gold mine of a site in 2015. I just enjoyed reading up on the reviews and lurking a bit of banter time flies so it’s 2019 and I’ve had enough and started reviewing CBa to deal with oil so I’m now open to escorts and only had one experience which I reviewed mate.

Also Treat people as you would in real life. Cause generally people don’t troll me in real life.

Just having trouble getting some adult work feedback so I can see a sp that only sees ppl with reviews on aw.

Why they gotta make things difficult...

[BBC_Delivery]

Are you der-runk? Or just deranged.

You've been a member since Nov 2015 and have posted three reviews in the past month 

If you are new to punting, then don't do anything until you've read through this: External Link/Members Only
Yes. All of it. And then read..

I’m Sober as a cobra
Props for that link pal, are you proud of yourself that you’ve done 16 reviews a mere  13 more keep in mind we both joined at the same time. This isn’t a race. I’ve been busy getting free pussy. U can see as many sp ‘s as u want knock yourself out. Don’t look down on my big dick numbers

[BBC_Delivery]

Between 2 and 2:01am
"Hello prossie, can I buy your cunt for a fiver"
You do know that a pussy is not a cat, don't you? Cats don't answer the phone very often. On the odd occasion they do, ask them if they can meet you and they make excuses "Me 'ow"?

Well it is a transaction we doing here pussy/oral for specific time and rate right?

Jokes aside, I’m not into beastiality thanks

[Marmalade]

If you are new to punting, then don't do anything until you've read through this: External Link/Members Only
Yes. All of it. And then read it another three times until fully digested.

That might be a bit advanced for him. 

A link to the Dummies’ guide to How Not to be a Complete Fucking Plank might be closer to his reading level. 

[Steely Dan]

Read their AW page to see if they mention a preferred  way to get in touch.

If you start by sending them a note on AW email, then time does not matter.  If you are phoning them (some say to on their AW page) common sense applies - 10AM to 6PM or so.

[PLeisure]

Props for that link pal, are you proud of yourself that you’ve done 16 reviews a mere  13 more keep in mind we both joined at the same time. This isn’t a race. I’ve been busy getting free pussy. U can see as many sp ‘s as u want knock yourself out. Don’t look down on my big dick numbers

Who said anything about a race? Or being proud 
There are several on here that have contributed more reviews than I, and in less time.
If you feel you're being looked down on, then step up.

By your own admission, you've been lurking for several years. Read the Punting Wiki - it's been compiled by far more experienced punters than I. And it saves you asking dumb questions. Which limits the potential for being categorised as a 'Plank' 

[James999]

Why they gotta make things difficult...

Perhaps they think you're a fucking idiot, just saying 

[freeze44]

Trying my best to treat as would in real life....

So you got a punting phone? Round of applause!! 

Ready to follow punting rules...am in awe!

Best time to contact an sp? When they awake and not 'busy'...best guess about 11am! And when you sober!

Determined to get that pussy...great start and a fistful of cash will help! Works for me.

Go cowboy! 

[scutty brown]

........................what’s the best time to contact them? Can you also please lmk initially conversation statements etc.

Thanks in advance,
Determined to get that pussy

Between 6-7 AM, before they've started working. Any later and they will be too busy to talk.
Start with the conversation with something simple and direct: "Hi babes are you free for a fuck?" is a good one

[Ali Katt]

Is it me or am I wrong to believe men aren't that socially inept? Anybody who can order a pizza in Dominos, book a hotel or a table in a restaurant can book an escort. I'm as nervous as fuck on the phone, but I do it anyway.

Determined to get that pussy

. I’ve been busy getting free pussy.

Oh dear. You sound like a fourteen year old boy. It reminds me of this brilliant routine:
External Link/Members Only

[catweazle]

Is it just me, or does  the OP come across  as drunk, stoned,  a WUM or just plain  weird? Something  not quite right  here.

[FLYING BLUE]

Perhaps they think you're a fucking idiot, just saying 

Yep!
That sums it up perfectly for me