External Link/Members OnlyFull body massage in Darvel, Kilmarnock.
Straight forward booking via VS.
Hour £50 + £10.
Masseuse is in her 30s has a pleasant attitude but definitely not dressed to impress in old leggings and layers of tops which I think was to hid her waistline. A bit overweight dark hair swept back, average looks, would expect to see her behind checkout.
She works from spare room at home with a massage table. No Music, candles or dimmed lighting just an empty room with a chair to leave your clothes.
I dont think she has been doing this for long from what she was saying. Constant chatter about her clients and their likes and other places they have been to just didn't really help me relax. I didn't want to hear about her clients and their exploits. Massage was very mechanical with no teasing and no accidental swipes, Just rubs up and down the legs, then my back, then repeat. Turned over and more or less the same.
With a few mins left she started tugging at the wee man and I had to ask her not to be so rough, fs, had to repeatedly ask her to be a bit more gentle, hoping to get something close to sensual, perhaps too much of an ask for someone who is so inexperienced. It would be a Negative review but she seemed to be genuinely trying to give her best. She just hasn't much of a clue to what sensual massage is.
So wouldn't recommend and I defo will not be going back
Oil felt pretty cheap and was not easy to wash off, at home.
