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I used to punt a lot in the noughties (2000-2010) and posted dozens of reviews in P__T_RN_T affectionately known as ProssieNet. Since then I've eased off FS preferring sensual massages with HE or BJ. For quite some time I've taken a liking to big arses and particularly those belonging to black women, who let's face it, have some of the biggest arses around. So, I decided to get back into the saddle again by having a punt with EbonyKoko who I'd spotted on AW. Her arse definitely looked big, not much else to go on in her picture gallery. She had 49 positive ratings in her feedback. We all know that AW feedback can be a total red herring but it does sometimes help steer one to make a decision.
I appreciate this is my first review on here, and would have preferred it to be a positive one but it was what it was. The circumstances were as follows......... ..(apologies as its quite long)
DATE OF MEETING : 03 April 2019
TIME : 15.30
DURATION : 30 mins
PRICE PAID: £80
A day before the meeting, I read in her profile that she particularly likes white middle aged men. I needed clarification about this and emailled her saying that I'm a middle aged Indian man and if that was ok. She promptly replied that it was fine and that she wasn't racist. Ok, that bit sorted I told her I'd call when i would be available. An opportunity arose the next day (3rd April). I called and arranged the meeting. She told me she was in a hotel near Tottenham Court Road tube station. I made my way there. I got lost a bit and was 10 mins late but kept in touch with her, she was fine about it. She has a pleasant phone manner. It was a budget hotel with lots of people milling around in reception, so was easy to slip into a lift and up to her floor.
Inside her small budget room, I have a good look at her. Tall (about 5' 9 or 10), wearing a white bra and black thong, average liking face, medium tits, big belly and a massive arse. She was very smiley, very friendly and had that loud belly laugh a lot of Africans have. She said she was Nigerian but didn't have an accent so was probably born here or came when very young. Profile says she's 28, I reckon early 30's. Quick hug and closed lip kiss and I cop a feel of her massive arse buns. They weren't flabby but quite hard. Not a bubble but just a massive hard arse. I give her the 80 quid and ask if I can take a shower, she goes off to run the water for me. I undress and go off into the bathroom and into the shower cubicle. The water is quite tepid, I call her in and she says she noticed that but it was hot in the morning when she showered. Uh oh..!!! She last showered in the morning, its now nearly 4pm, God knows how many men she's seen, how clean will she be..??? 1st NEGATIVE
I asked for some mouthwash, she comes back in the bathroom again and says she doesn't have any but has some toothpaste..!!! Oh fuck..!! How can a WG not have mouthwash? Surely that's a part of your tool bag along with johnnies and wipes and lube...??? That's like an electrician turning up for a job and doesn't have a screwdriver. 2nd NEGATIVE.
I have a quick wash in the shower cubicle; cock, balls & crack, mindful that I don't wanna catch a cold. I'd also showered in the morning but hadn't shagged half a dozen women before coming here so I knew I was clean. But I was still optimistic at this point.
Back in the room, she's playing with her phone. I take the towel off, she takes her undies off and we cavort standing up. She turns around, bends over and grinds her arse against my groin. I get her to kneel on the bed with her arse in the air so I can lick her pussy. Can't get to it cos of her massive buns but also got a whiff of an unpleasant smell. But I still soldier on and get her to flip onto her back with legs in the air. Start to lick her pussy and then it hit me, a foul pungent smell.... Yuck..!! I nearly retched. I quickly get up and tell her to start a BJ. It was too awkward to suck me while I was standing and she was sat on the bed so she suggests I lie down on the bed. I do and she starts gobbling me off. Good technique with attention to my balls. But I'm still thinking about that smelly pussy. It's the one thing I hate the most, a smelly pussy. 3rd NEGATIVE
Finally after closing my eyes and thinking nice thoughts, I manage to get a semi lob on, tell her to get a johnny on quick and to bend over against the bed while standing. She slaps a load of lube onto her already massive japing twat and I enter her from behind whilst also standing. Can't really feel anything but can still smell that minge. I go soft. My knob has become as deflated as my libido. I whip the johnny off and lie on the bed again and ask her to suck me off again. This goes on for about 10 mins and despite having a semi I manage to ejaculate. She gives me a couple of wipes, I stay on the bed to catch my breath then straight into the bathroom. I wash my cock in the sink, water cold there too, shout to her to call reception to sort the hot water out. Back in the room I start to get changed and we chat shit about nothing. She loves chatting. Whilst putting my socks and shoes on, she took 2 calls from prospective punters giving them the same schpeel she gave me. Conveyor belt or what. I asked her why she didn't tell them there was no hot water to wash themselves with? She just smiled and shrugged. 4th NEGATIVE
I quickly put my coat on and made a hasty exit. On the way home in the bus I suddenly recalled that smelly pussy and it actually caused me to do a involuntary retch...!!! How can a WG present her pussy to a paying punter knowing full well it doesn't smell nice and is dirty. Wet wipes don't do a proper job. I think its disgusting and she should be ashamed of herself.
This punt was my attempt to get back into the saddle . I fell off immediately.
