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Author Topic: _Saucy Suzy_ - Earls Court  (Read 5670 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 2228397) (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


https://www.adultwork.com/2228397 or https://www.adultwork.com/%5FSaucy+Suzy%5F

Polish girl working from a basement flat in a quiet street right next to the Earls Court Centre.

POSITIVES

- Thought she was very hot and quite pretty. Reminded me of a very, very poor man's Scarlett Johansson (this is meant as a compliment). Perfect slim figure, about 5'7". No fat on her, arse looked great in doggy style. Said she was 21 which I believed. Good skin, nicely done make-up.
- Good positioning - head down and arse in air for doggy, knees up for missionary. Really vigorous when riding on top which i find is rare.
- Friendly and accommodating albeit in an odd way (see negs). Kept offering me strawberries for some reason. If you suffer from Vitamin C deficiency then this is the ho for you.
- I checked I could cum on her face before handing over the dosh. She said yes of course as it is her list of likes! Fair enough but as we all know it doesn't always work like that.
- Good eye contact.
- Good and fast communications by text, easy to arrange.
- Flat was nice and clean, bedroom nicely furnished and not dingy.

NEGATIVES

- Thought she had quite poor blowjob technique. Too gentle. Maybe some will like this.
- Very strange kissing style. Does this thing where she slides her tongue in your mouth when what I wanted to do was kiss her on the lips. I thought maybe I had bad breath but then what she was doing wouldn't have saved her from that.
- Dare I say her pussy seemed a bit loose. I know I am not big but I don't think this about whores too often.
- Very odd personality. I suspect she was drugged up or maybe she's just eccentric. The strange slurring accent doesn't help with this impression.
- I texted requesting the school uniform from the profile photos. Whoever replied said yes this is fine. When I turned up she was in the red dress in her most recent profile photos. She did look really hot in it so I couldn't be bothered getting her to change but was still annoyed that these people don't communicate with each other.
- She was wearing the bright red lipstick from her most recent photos. This made such a mess of my face and took a lot of effort for me to scrub off before I left her flat. Married/partnered guys be careful of this.


Overall I enjoyed myself but something didn't feel quite right. She's really hot and being able to experience the sight of her sitting on the floor, looking in my eyes while I came in her open mouth and face means that I'm glad I went - however I am not sure I would return, for the negative reasons given above.


3 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline bestbefore

She has just put her price up to £140!
Probably to cover the cost of the strawberries!

She must be trying to put off the riff-raff like me coming back!

Strangely her flat mate https://www.adultwork.com/1168623 or https://www.adultwork.com/%5FHorny+Lucy%5F  hasn't put up her prices too. You'd think whoever is running the show would make it consistent.


18 review(s) found for @LondonLucyXXX linked to in above post (17 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Her prices will come down again as soon as the phone calms down.

Offline titanph

Prices are back down. A few good reviews and suddenly WG's assume they can start upping the price.

Offline firemansam

Some very good observations! I have to agree with most of what you have said

Very odd personality. I suspect she was drugged up or maybe she's just eccentric. The strange slurring accent doesn't help with this impression.

She is definitely eccentric, I had dinner with her and Lucy about two weeks ago and to be honest I found her embarrassing in public.  I have seen her twice at their flat but im not going back for this reason alone. I found her BJ and sex pretty good though to be fair.

I have been seeing Lucy for about 2-2.5 years (maybe longer when I think about it!) and have seen most of the girls she has shared the flat with - I think the organisation can go out the window when its busy, I know they sometimes answer each others phones and don't have a maid or anyone to organize them. I always make a booking with Lucy as she seems to be more reliable...



Offline vorian

Some very good observations! I have to agree with most of what you have said

She is definitely eccentric, I had dinner with her and Lucy about two weeks ago and to be honest I found her embarrassing in public.  I have seen her twice at their flat but im not going back for this reason alone. I found her BJ and sex pretty good though to be fair.

I have been seeing Lucy for about 2-2.5 years (maybe longer when I think about it!) and have seen most of the girls she has shared the flat with - I think the organisation can go out the window when its busy, I know they sometimes answer each others phones and don't have a maid or anyone to organize them. I always make a booking with Lucy as she seems to be more reliable...

Interesting feedback, out of interest what do you mean by finding this girl embarrassing in public I am intrigued. Thanks
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Offline firemansam

Interesting feedback, out of interest what do you mean by finding this girl embarrassing in public I am intrigued. Thanks

mainly her strange way or talking, I think she is one to keep in the bedroom!

it wasnt a booking and i wasnt paying for her time (although i did pay for the meal and cabs!) I saw Lucy and invited her for a meal after as she hadn't eaten, Suzy was there and I invited her too.

Interesting about the eccentric / drugged out point - I got the same impression when I met her the first time. Was a bit disturbing tbh, since I've never really experienced it before or since. I would definitely never consider stepping out with her in public after the first time I met her!

She's definitely the hottest girl who has worked at that flat (I've met all of them in the last couple of years) and there's something very sexual about her - the others were all very professional and excellent service-wise though I personally have not found them as attractive.

The sight of her kneeling in front of you waiting to receive a facial is worth it!

Saw her last week. Based on her price, I would agree with this review and call it neutral. She's simply not worth the money for the following reasons (mentioned before as well)

-spaced out/high as a kite. Didn't bother me when I was horny as she stuck her tongue down my throat on arrival, however the absolute drivel she chats (about our 'doomed' planet etc) was annoying. Once I'd finished I just didn't want to be near someone in that condition.

-loose fanny. I'm very average, but she fingered herself with 2 fingers while I was fucking her. I simply wasn't gonna come through Penetration.

-bumhole didn't smell good when doing doggy.

-made me shower, and insisted. Annoying, I washed 20mins before arrival and she took the time out of booking.

-heard her on phone while I was showering booking another punter to arrive at the last 10mins of my time. I cut down to 30mins instead. Unbeknownst to me, she must've text him to arrive as soon as my 30 was up, cos i had to wait in the spare room when he arrived. At this price, she should be in better condition for the punter.

She's OK at best. Quite submissive with owo and cim and dfk. But £130ph or £80/30mins is not good value considering these negatives (also she doesnt look that good, I only really liked her pouty lips and blue eyes). I much prefer those newbie young wg's that are here for a short time and are more 'honest'. Suzy is hardened/jaded/drugged up.

I agree with the 'spaced out' part. She does have amazing lips indeed. For me it should've been a great punt as she ticks most of my boxes; good owo, enthusiastic and being a legs man, very nice legs. However, the punt was a bit bland for me. Something was missing which I can't put my finger on. I saw her a while back but it seems from the last review that she has become even worse; lack of hygiene is criminal  :vomit:

Offline yuzaru


I saw Suzy a month ago, and to be honest really enjoyed the punt. She did not seem too spaced out, and I thought her pussy was nice. Her OWO was excellent, very enthusiastic in all positions. She was keen to please and I enjoyed myself, seems like she may have deteriorated over the past few weeks. Bad hygiene is never acceptable  :dash:
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Offline weebey

A first post from me but I felt I had to reply as I saw her a few weeks ago and had a few similarities to the previous posters...

I was a bit taken back by her spaced out attitude, probably drugged up yes but no idea on what. Funny sort of way makes for an interesting punt. She basically attacks your mouth with her tounge for as long as you want which I really enjoyed but I guess others don't so much. She's really really hot in my opinion and loved her body. She presented herself amazingly and very clean, and clearly looks after herself. So maybe the contrast of someone being a bit spaced out and so perfect is what made her for me  :lol:

I enjoyed it and would recommend it as something different, but I understand why some would not give her 100% approval. The problem with a neutral is that it's too close to being a negative. And believe me she is FAR FAR from being a negative.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 09:32:27 PM by weebey »

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The problem with a neutral is that it's too close to being a negative. And believe me she is FAR FAR from being a negative.. 

But equally, for some of us, she was far from a positive. She clearly hadn't showered when I saw her and when banging in doggy I got a strong whiff of shit and rubber. She rushed the next punter in before my time was technically up, and hadn't showered for him either.

It's unacceptable, particularly considering what she's charging.

Offline yuzaru

Smelling shit in doggstyle is unacceptable... :dash:
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Offline yuzaru


Shame she has gone downhill recently!
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Offline Goofy85

Well some of these comments are a massive shame to read. First time I saw her I thought I'd struck punting gold. Enthusiastic, good looking, fit body. Reliable, sometimes goes over time for up to 10 minutes. Teenage looks. I've seen her three times, and each time was great. Haven't noticed any smells. As for telling someone to hide away... I wonder if it's because another girl works in the next room? Because I've been told to wait a moment before going into the corridor. Once happened at Jessy189's place too. Not wanting punters of each escort to see each other? But if she really is booking punters one after the other that's not good. She's obviously become a little more popular since last I saw her, and if this stuff is true (not saying it isn't) then her standards have slipped. Have to admit, it's putting me off seeing her again. Last saw her one month ago.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 12:21:48 AM by cupnoodle »

Hi cupnoodle.

Just to clarify, she had told her next punter to arrive while I was still in my paid time. I came out of the shower but still had 8mins left when the next guy arrived. He knocked the front door and she asked me to hide while she let him into the flat and her bedroom. It was 100% her punter, the other WG was out.

She should never have texted him to arrive at that time. She should have given me my full time and let me out first, but more importantly given herself time to shower and tidy up.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 07:10:28 PM by jesus_jones »

Offline Goofy85

Ugh. That's not cool. Kinda puts me off seeing her again. That said, it does make you wonder how many other girls never wash before their next meet. I've never been to HoD, but have heard their busy girls never get time to have a proper clean-up.

Offline firemansam

Oh dear. Shame to hear that!

I've only seen her twice but she was perfectly clean/fresh and smelling alright on those occasions. I just cannot imagine not washing between clients! Were you by any chance doing A levels?




Oh dear. Shame to hear that!

I've only seen her twice but she was perfectly clean/fresh and smelling alright on those occasions. I just cannot imagine not washing between clients! Were you by any chance doing A levels?

Nah, no A-level, although she fingered her own ass during doggy, which would've been very arousing but for the smell. I dont know if this is how she normally operates, but she should've showered for our booking and the next guy.

Offline firemansam

Nah, no A-level, although she fingered her own ass during doggy, which would've been very arousing but for the smell. I dont know if this is how she normally operates, but she should've showered for our booking and the next guy.

How do you know she didn't shower? Could she not have showered before you arrived and after you left? As someone who is early all the time I have often had to wait for a girl to shower.

I suppose I just cannot imagine not showering!

How do you know she didn't shower? Could she not have showered before you arrived and after you left? As someone who is early all the time I have often had to wait for a girl to shower.

I suppose I just cannot imagine not showering!

Don't be ridiculous. Her ass stank of shit and rubber and there was no way she was fresh out of the shower. She didnt smell clean.

If you read my posts properly, you would know that the next guy arrived while I was still in the flat. She had just thrown her red string dress on, after wet wiping, and led him to the bedroom and then let me out.

How did I know she didn't shower before and after me? Because I was fucking there to witness how she works. I can only detail my experience, sorry if it upsets you if you are one of her fans, but my experience was utterly mediocre. Others might have had a very different one.


Offline firemansam



Don't be ridiculous. Her ass stank of shit and rubber and there was no way she was fresh out of the shower. She didnt smell clean.

If you read my posts properly, you would know that the next guy arrived while I was still in the flat. She had just thrown her red string dress on, after wet wiping, and led him to the bedroom and then let me out.

How did I know she didn't shower before and after me? Because I was fucking there to witness how she works. I can only detail my experience, sorry if it upsets you if you are one of her fans, but my experience was utterly mediocre. Others might have had a very different one.

Don't worry, You haven't upset me and I'm not a 'fan' of hers - although I've seen her twice, once I enjoyed, the other not so much she just isn't my type(looks and personality).

You said very clearly that you were there when another client turned up, having clients wait in a room while another enters or leaves is pretty standard procedure when people over-run their time or turn up early. Its not like you were there when she started her next booking proper so you cant know for sure she didn't take a shower after you left, I think its rather unfair to claim that's what happened as a fact when you don't actually know, I just cant believe she would do that.

For some reason this has got me thinking about chefs not washing their hands after going to the Toilet







I just cant believe she would do that.

Because you're clearly a cheerleader. You have 2 reviews, Suzy and her flatmate Lucy, and you've taken Lucy out to Don Giovanni, as well as both of them to dinner! You have jumped to their defence every time someone has posted a subpar experience, and make it sound like it's never their fault. You're deluded- wg's commonly wet wipe instead of showering all the time.

To reiterate: the only reason the next punter turned up early (and cut into my time) was because she told him to come at that time. It's her fault. She wasn't clean for me because she stank of shit in doggy, which wouldn't be the fucking case if she was freshly showered.

She MOST PROBABLY wasn't fresh for the next guy either- after I came, she wet-wiped her fanny and put her red laced dress back on and her heels. Would she put all of her gear back on, only to take it back off and shower? Get real, the guy was in her bedroom already as I was leaving. She made no mention to him of 'I need to shower'.

I have no reason to make stuff up.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2014, 01:50:59 AM by jesus_jones »




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