Mia GEA

[Wee Man]

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I had read a review of Mia which said she did not do some of her listed services and this had put me off seeing her but as she had been on my list for a while I decided that if I knew they weren't available then I wouldn't be disappointed so ended up making a booking.

Mia is a pretty girl but unfortunately I found her very methodical and just performing by the numbers with a definite lack of personality. One of the first things she said was that she was just working for a few months to make as much as she could. Fair enough, nothing the matter with that but for £150 she could have put a bit more effort in. To top it all off, she was a clock watcher and although the appointment started 10 mins late because she was held up, with 20 mins to go she started pointing out the time. It turned out she had an outcall to go to and was rushing to fit that in.

[pay as u hoe]

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I had read a review of Mia which said she did not do some of her listed services and this had put me off seeing her but as she had been on my list for a while I decided that if I knew they weren't available then I wouldn't be disappointed so ended up making a booking.
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This is stating the bleeding obvious and as you have now found out the hooker who does not fullfil her stated services is not a hooker to be trusted

[Wee Man]

Don't think you read the post correctly.

She performed the agreed services. I knew she did not do everything on the agency list beforehand so the first thing I did was check what was on offer. I have no argument with her services, it was her lacklustre performance that was the problem.

[HollyTaylor]

This is stating the bleeding obvious and as you have now found out the hooker who does not fullfil her stated services is not a hooker to be trusted

To be fair, I didn't do all the services offered when I was at the agency.  This came about as I told GEA from the start that I didn't want to do anal, anal play or CIM yet they said I HAD to offer those services if I wanted any work at all. *cough* Jerk *cough*

So I think it's the agency rather than the girl that's the main problem in this instance.

They're also very good at expecting their girls to be in two places at once.  Talking from experience I had a 1 hour outcall at 8pm one night, was due to finish and go home at 9.  During my outcall they arranged an incall at 9pm for me then kept bothering me with texts and calls while I was with my client.  No time to get from A to B let alone to freshen up!  Needless to say I refused and paid the price by being 'fully booked' for the next little while whenever someone requested me when I wasn't.

[Thehun10]

To be fair, I didn't do all the services offered when I was at the agency.  This came about as I told GEA from the start that I didn't want to do anal, anal play or CIM yet they said I HAD to offer those services if I wanted any work at all. *cough* Jerk *cough*

So I think it's the agency rather than the girl that's the main problem in this instance.

They're also very good at expecting their girls to be in two places at once.  Talking from experience I had a 1 hour outcall at 8pm one night, was due to finish and go home at 9.  During my outcall they arranged an incall at 9pm for me then kept bothering me with texts and calls while I was with my client.  No time to get from A to B let alone to freshen up!  Needless to say I refused and paid the price by being 'fully booked' for the next little while whenever someone requested me when I wasn't.

There are girls that don't have CIM & Anal on their lists, but I have no doubt they get bullied into it.
Good to hear you views Holly

[Wee Man]

Holly, I've no doubt the agency does all you say but I don't think it was the agency at fault in this instance. My criticism was Mia's lack of personality during our encounter. Obviously it is a job and I realise that is how she is looking at it but plenty of other girls view it the same way but still manage to please the punter.

As to the agency overbooking her, from our chat beforehand she made it quite clear that when she was working she wanted to make as much as possible and therefore took as many bookings as she could.

[pilgrim]

I understand the OPs gripe is with the quality of service.  But this agency has gone to the rats.  External Link/Members Only  Select the "A levels" option in the headings under "Galleries" on the right and you get all girls profiles.  They have cocked up with the same mistake on the Edinburgh site. Theres some girls that provide Anal at no extra cost but its not listed on their profile page.

You make contact with one girl and try and arrange a double with a girl who is listed under her "really likes to work with" or "also works with" First girl doesnt have a clue who you are talking about!!  I think the pimp who runs the site just makes it up as he goes along.  I have requested that the girl calls me before the meeting to discuss RP or a particular clothing requst (so that the muppet on the phone actually passes it on or its not changed three times, chinese whispers) then you can ask her if she does do CIM,OWO kissing or whatever, is the shower working, will she bring a clean towel as there are probably none in the flat!!  Sometimes they dont have a clue as to whats on their profile.  They should take a bit of interest in their profile.

[Mia.]

Hi,

I'm new to this and only heard about your review today through a friend, thought I would do the decent thing and reply. I'm very sorry you were disappointed with our meeting, I'm really shocked as I've never had criticism on my personality yet, i am very sorry this happened. I wish you had said to me during the meeting, I hadn't had the best of days and in no way should that have shown I am very sorry my head was elsewhere. Communication is key, if you had let me know I could have apologized and perked up. I have many clients and regular clients who I see often who I am also good friends with now who have never criticized my performance or personality we all have off days.

I'm really sorry about the time checking also if I could choose which times clients ask for I would prefer if I could as this would eliminate the sense of rush but unfortunately this is out with my hands and I have no say over booking times.

I'm really sorry you did not enjoy the hour with me and I have taken on your advice and thank you for your feedback as this will not happen again in the future.

Mia

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[Sailormack]

Amazing.

It seems UKP is the "Dynamo" of the punting sites   

[pilgrim]

I just tried to PM Mia but as she is a new member she does not have the PM facility.

In the good old days of harbour flats and a few girls in each flat, girls like Sienna and Zoe TOLD the Pimp, his wife and their son who worked the phones that they needed 15 mins between punters to have a shower and change the bedding etc.  The other girls helped each other out, and things ran smoothly, then that copper from Govan fucked it up for everyone!!

The site has a calendar, for this and the next week.  It never gets completed in advance.  the girls should be phoning in their availability 2-3 days in advance, punter then sees that so and so is available and plans a punt. Simple.

They are probably giving her the run around as she is young new and naive, I doubt they would try that shite with Ellie.

[pay as u hoe]

Hi,

I'm really sorry about the time checking also if I could choose which times clients ask for I would prefer if I could as this would eliminate the sense of rush but unfortunately this is out with my hands and I have no say over booking times.

For £150 the punter is at least entitled to the time they have paid for and if the  External Link/Members Only escort agency.co.uk care so little about the punters needs they make up profiles as they go along I pity the fool who would patronise their service

[seeker]

Ellie would rip them a new one 
This used to be the best agency in Glasgow a few years back , I used them 3, 4 times a month but since they moved from the harbour I'm making do with a.w 

[James999]

I could have apologized and perked up.

At £150 an hour the client shouldn't have to ask you to "perk up" fucking rip off 

[Thehun10]

You have to be impressed by Mia apologising.
You can't expect the girl to be a mind reader if people like "WeeMan" don't tell her what they'r feeling.
It's not the first time this has happened with "WeeMan".
She is only trying to learn.
I have no doubt she has many regulars, I've seen her twice and would happily see her again.
See has enough good regulars to keep her going and doesn't need the losers on here, many of who can't afford her anyway.

Thank Mia

[James999]

You have to be impressed by Mia apologising.

Only if you are stupid, it's probably the "pimp" anyway, and a few words on the internet don't compensate for the £150 poor service.

If there was any GENUINE remorse then a free booking would be offered,

At present the "Mia post" just looks like damage limitation whilst offering no compensation

[JB1969]

At £150 an hour the client shouldn't have to ask you to "perk up" fucking rip off 

Totally agree 

[JB1969]

Only if you are stupid, it's probably the "pimp" anyway, and a few words on the internet don't compensate for the £150 poor service.

If there was any GENUINE remorse then a free booking would be offered,

At present the "Mia post" just looks like damage limitation whilst offering no compensation

I have to agree, again! I am not one to agree with James often but seriously guys get a grip she herself admitted she gave a less than lack lustre performance.  Her apology is insincere and something we have heard over and over again from girls who have received negative reviews on here. 

Call it for what it is and The hun, you are a regular of hers so no doubt will jump to her aid unless you were the one who alerted her to the review.

[Mia.]

Hi,

I'm sorry if some people feel the apology was insincere but I didn't have to reply I'm only trying to defend myself as I didn't realise guys took to the internet to slaughter the girls they've spent time with and yes if I could I would offer a free booking but as your well aware I work for GEA and not for myself so this would have to be agreed by them not myself and it's more then clear that he doesn't wish to spend anymore time with me. I am new to this and yes still learning you click with some people and not with others and when meeting new people believe me I am just as nervous as you probably were on the first time using GEA. I carry out all services listed on my profile and even done my best in the past to fulfill services which I do not offer but have been put on my profile by accident which have now been removed.

Again, I am really sorry you never enjoyed the hour with me but I do have regular clients who enjoy the time spent with me and services provided.

Unfortunately it seems it's just hard to please everyone, I am doing a job the same as every other person and I'm sure many other folks have taken criticism on their job/work before. I am only trying to defend myself as I wasn't aware such a site existed and wanted to point out that this is not the feedback I usually receive but everyone is more than entitled to their opinion.

I will not be replying to this again as like any normal person I do have feelings and having comments made from people I have never even seen or who wouldn't book me due to one bad experience I feel there is nothing else I can say, I don't like seeing this being wrote over the internet as much as the girl before of after does.

I'm sorry you weren't happy with the time spent with me but this doesn't reflect on all bookings and I have taken your views onboard.

Mia

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[Mia.]

I would also just like to point out that I was not told about the review by The Hun or have any contact with this person out with booking times. Thank you for your kind feedback though and thank you for your bookings.

Mia

X

[Thehun10]

Call it for what it is and The hun, you are a regular of hers so no doubt will jump to her aid unless you were the one who alerted her to the review.

She's not a regular, the last time I seen her was in November.
What I don't like to see is guys, who don't do any reviews or see any of the girls, coming on here and being abusive towards the girls.
At the moment the "WeeMan" is doing more reviews than everyone else and we have to thank him for that.

[James999]

I would offer a free booking but as your well aware I work for GEA and not for myself so this would have to be agreed by them not myself

Do you have a contract of employment and they take care of your Tax / national insurance?

You are a free person (I assume) and as such if you want to spend an hour with the man to compensate for his experience then you can do so, you don't need permission from a pimp 

[Thehun10]

Do you have a contract of employment and they take care of your Tax / national insurance?

You are a free person (I assume) and as such if you want to spend an hour with the man to compensate for his experience then you can do so, you don't need permission from a pimp 

I think you just come on to this site because you like to abuse women.
You're are not the only one.

[James999]

I think you just come on to this site because you like to abuse women.
You're are not the only one.

Doesn't really matter what you think, but how is saying her apology could have been written by a pimp and was insecure linked to abuse, and if it's abuse there's a report to moderator button at the bottom

lets hope she gives you a free shag for being a "hero" the reality is your "White knighting" is more likely to get her banned 

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[Thehun10]

I think you're just digging a whole for yourself here with your immature behavior.

[James999]

I think you're just digging a whole for yourself here with your immature behavior.

A whole what ?

The facts are

A. You are smitten with her and are trying to curry favour with her
B. I've stated her apology needs to be backed up with some action (compo for the guy)

[Thehun10]

What has the fact that YOU come on to this website and make "Abusive comments about women you have never met" got to do with me?
I don't deny I like Mia, so what? Is that a problem?

[James999]

Can't you read ?

You seem to make random posts and sling some mud without actually following the thread, what about the "whole" you were talking about?

If you read the original posting it appears she tried to crop a £150 hour appointment to  30 mins, and has offered no compensation apart from a couple of posts on here.

[Thehun10]

Are you going to answer the question?

Why do you come on to this website and make abusive comments about women you have never met?

[James999]

The guy booked for an hour, paid for an hour £150

According to the report she was 10 mins late and started to prepare to leave 20 mins before his hour was up. Thus clipping an hour appt to 30 mins.

In her response she said she was having an "off day" and if he'd asked she would have tried ot perk up.

Whilst I appreciate you are DESPERATE to send this thread in a different direction me commenting on the above and the lack of compensation  is not abusive, but as I said earlier if you feel it is then hit the report button.

Back on topic,

What compensation is she to offer the Wee Man"

[Thehun10]

OK, so can't answer your problem with abusing women. Maybe you should seek help.

Why have you made 6,856 posts and no reviews?

Do you think we need you?

[James999]

Nice try but it's clear you are just trying to divert the thread away from the issue of a poor service and compensation for the client.

Lets hope you get your free shag for your efforts 

[HollyTaylor]

Now now, lads... play nice 

OP, of course, I wasn't trying to find fault with your review at all.  I appreciate that it's an open representation of your experience!  What happened happened, and that's unfortunate - just thought that I'd try to show you how sometimes things are out of the ladies hands there and hope that I've managed to do so without causing any offence.

Plus, if Mia's as new as the impression I get, well, it's a massive learning curve for any woman starting out in this industry.

As has been pointed out the agency is just a front for brothel & pimp.  Unfortunately it's almost always the case.  A genuine agency is employed by the sex worker, not the other way around, as has been shown here.  They have the 'you work for us' attitude which, as an indie, I have come to disagree with.  Sadly, they're the only agency in Scotland that isn't super dodgy so ladies who wish to work in the sex industry don't have the resources to provide their own incall location or have the know-how to market themselves (not saying they don't, some will use the agency through choice) have few to no other options.

It's not even just good business practice but more common sense that a happy whore = happy punter = repeat custom = more money for the agency.  If they tried to keep their girls happy instead of causing problems and stress I'm sure they would have a MUCH better reputation than they have now.

And so often happy whore = bubbly whore 

Still, for all their faults, without the agency I wouldn't be where I am today.  Joined them through necessity and now escort as a lifestyle choice.  Couldn't have got here without them and will always be grateful for the experiences they provided and of course all of Ellie's advice - she was very very patient in answering all my silly questions when I was there.

[JB1969]

She's not a regular, the last time I seen her was in November.
What I don't like to see is guys, who don't do any reviews or see any of the girls, coming on here and being abusive towards the girls.
At the moment the "WeeMan" is doing more reviews than everyone else and we have to thank him for that.

Nobody was being abusive about her as a prossie but about the service she provided for a princely sum of £150 which is not cheap these days. 

[James999]

if Mia's as new as the impression I get, well, it's a massive learning curve for any woman starting out in this industry.

She appears to have learnt pretty quick how to charge for an hour and work for 30 mins 

[vorian]

I see she has contacted Adam to ask for the review to be removed,  that tells me all I need to know.

[Daffodil]

You have to be impressed by Mia apologising.
You can't expect the girl to be a mind reader if people like "WeeMan" don't tell her what they'r feeling.
It's not the first time this has happened with "WeeMan".
She is only trying to learn.
I have no doubt she has many regulars, I've seen her twice and would happily see her again.
See has enough good regulars to keep her going and doesn't need the losers on here, many of who can't afford her anyway.

Thank Mia

The losers on here? Many of who couldn't afford her anyway? Thank Mia?

Are you kidding? This is the second time you've immediately taken the side of the prossie. I think you'd probably be happier elsewhere 

[pay as u hoe]

Are you going to answer the question?

Why do you come on to this website and make abusive comments about women you have never met?

Hun, up until now i have rated your input but obviously you are a bit soft in the head over Mia.
Even Mia has said each is entitled their opinion which James expressed based on his interpretaion of the circumstances which WeeMan posted. He has even explained why he made the comments. If you disagree I suggest you state why  rather than crying like an x factor reject, and before you say it that last bit was abusive.

[tazman1002001]

TheHun....I'm very dissapointed ....after the hard time you give everyone else for being soft about certain working girls.....what do you......the exact same thing with Mia

My dissapointment isn't that she is you're favourite and that you are sticking up for her many many faults......I'm dissapointed because of the hard time you give everyone else for doing the same thing.

Also totally agree with the comments that MIA should compensate the wee man for her terrible rushed service "that she has admitted to doing" and the fact that she messaged him to remove the thread screams Guilty...... Otherwise I think we should boycott her for some time to teach her and other working girls who do this to paying customers...... Enough is enough.

[Alde]

Now now, lads... play nice 

OP, of course, I wasn't trying to find fault with your review at all.  I appreciate that it's an open representation of your experience!  What happened happened, and that's unfortunate - just thought that I'd try to show you how sometimes things are out of the ladies hands there and hope that I've managed to do so without causing any offence.

Plus, if Mia's as new as the impression I get, well, it's a massive learning curve for any woman starting out in this industry.

As has been pointed out the agency is just a front for brothel & pimp.  Unfortunately it's almost always the case.  A genuine agency is employed by the sex worker, not the other way around, as has been shown here.  They have the 'you work for us' attitude which, as an indie, I have come to disagree with.  Sadly, they're the only agency in Scotland that isn't super dodgy so ladies who wish to work in the sex industry don't have the resources to provide their own incall location or have the know-how to market themselves (not saying they don't, some will use the agency through choice) have few to no other options.

It's not even just good business practice but more common sense that a happy whore = happy punter = repeat custom = more money for the agency.  If they tried to keep their girls happy instead of causing problems and stress I'm sure they would have a MUCH better reputation than they have now.

And so often happy whore = bubbly whore 

Still, for all their faults, without the agency I wouldn't be where I am today.  Joined them through necessity and now escort as a lifestyle choice.  Couldn't have got here without them and will always be grateful for the experiences they provided and of course all of Ellie's advice - she was very very patient in answering all my silly questions when I was there.

Holly probably has to give GEA a favourable review else the pimps will be banging her door down to complain and teach a lesson even though she is now independent.

Mia needs to turn independent I guess!

[Wee Man]

Seems my review has got a few people stirred up!

For me Mia's first post did seem to come across a bit insincere as she spoke about the meet as though she remembered it but there was nothing memorable at all and as I didn't say what night it had been I doubt she would remember how she was feeling. Also, she said I should have said something but at the time I did ask her to liven up and tried cracking a couple of jokes to lighten the mood. Having said that, I thought her second post came across as more genuine. Holly is right that she is relatively new to this and this thread may be what she needs to realise that the punter has a certain level of expectation. Maybe she will take on board some of the comments and we will see a positive post soon about how great she is.

There is another thread on here from January where she is called in to question which Thehun seems to have forgotten as in it he refers to her as a "con artist" and advises people to avoid! Turns out I should have taken his advice.

Compensation! I'm afraid she didn't do it for me so its not something I am looking for, she can pass that on to her next client.

With regards the time we had, with the exception of the late start, which does happen, we had the full duration and to re-iterate, all the agreed services were performed. It was her performance and the fact she was clock watching that annoyed me.

[Daffodil]

There is another thread on here from January where she is called in to question which Thehun seems to have forgotten as in it he refers to her as a "con artist" and advises people to avoid! Turns out I should have taken his advice.

Well that's interesting. In this thread he'd be happy to see her again, in another he advises punters to avoid her 

[Daffodil]

So this is what thehun had to say about Mia back in January:

I have seen her before and I am not completely surprised.
She is turning into a bit of a con artist.
She is good at DFK but she tried to jerk me off as soon as she could. Also tried to get out of owo even though we agreed.
I hooker not bringing a condom? Unbelievable.
I think she is just not worth the bother, a total con artist.
I would say Big Negative and Avoid.

And here is what he has to say today:

I have no doubt she has many regulars, I've seen her twice and would happily see her again.

Quite a change of tune 

[HollyTaylor]

Holly probably has to give GEA a favourable review else the pimps will be banging her door down to complain and teach a lesson even though she is now independent.

Mia needs to turn independent I guess!

Think you'll find that I don't have many nice things to say about the agency.  Just that I'm grateful for the experience I gained while I was there.  Was a big eye opener.

Have no issues with involving the police if he wishes to harass or threaten me in any way.  I'm not the one breaking the law.

[Thehun10]

Yes, I do have a bit of soft spot for Mia these days.
I think with most escorts the first meeting can be difficult.
The “WeeMan” is fairly working his way through the field at the moment but I don’t know if he sees any of them more than once.

It’s nice to see Holly getting dragged into the debate. I think she has a lot of very useful information from the other side.

[Wee Man]

No I don't see many of the girls more than once. I prefer variety hence the reason for punting. Although there have been a few that have warranted a return visit, Chrissy at GEA from a couple of years ago being a particular favourite of mine.

I have to agree with Thehun that it is nice to have Holly or any WG give their opinion, as long as it's not touting, so that the forum has views from all sides and not just a disgruntled punter like myself.

[James999]

Yes, I do have a bit of soft spot for Mia

So that's the reason you have tried to derail the discussion repeatedly, far from helping her you have made it far worse for her as we have now joined up the dot's and can see she clearly has form for offering a "less than good service"

IK had problems with her in January, where she "forgot the condoms" so didn't provide sex
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22116.msg328157#msg328157

YOU then stated the following about Mia

She is turning into a bit of a con artist.

she tried to jerk me off as soon as she could. Also tried to get out of owo even though we agreed.

I think she is just not worth the bother, a total con artist.

I would say Big Negative and Avoid.

And she's trying to get this thread deleted
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18499.msg356411#msg356411

Seriously "The hun" the harm you've done to her reputaion by white knighting her, bet your crossed off her crimbo card list 

[SammyZ]

From looking this girl charges 150pound per hour.  I was told once that agency take at least one third of cost to advertise, answer phone and making booking.  So girl is giving a 100pound service that costs guy 150pound.  That is why I prefer to use independent girls now.  Would never go back to agency girls now.

[JB1969]

So that's the reason you have tried to derail the discussion repeatedly, far from helping her you have made it far worse for her as we have now joined up the dot's and can see she clearly has form for offering a "less than good service"

IK had problems with her in January, where she "forgot the condoms" so didn't provide sex
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22116.msg328157#msg328157

YOU then stated the following about Mia
And she's trying to get this thread deleted
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18499.msg356411#msg356411

Seriously "The hun" the harm you've done to her reputaion by white knighting her, bet your crossed off her crimbo card list 

Lets not forget that these remarks were made in January after his second visit to her in november and he has only seen her twice, to now jump to her defence seems a bit odd

[pay as u hoe]

Lets not forget that these remarks were made in January after his second visit to her in november and he has only seen her twice, to now jump to her defence seems a bit odd

From being so negative about her performance when he last met her to leaping to her defense now because he has a "soft spot for her these days" without any explanation as to why this has happened is making him appear fake as he attempts to portray himself as her gallant rescuer

[Ali Katt]

Maybe thehun was offered a free gam for tipping her off.