Maria Martinez - Sheffield

[wristjob]

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£80/30 mins

Arranging a booking with Maria is a bit fiddly as everything went to voicemail and she did all the arranging with text.

Got to the KFC near sheffield arena (S9 postcode) and she was busy so I ended up going in about 10 mins late. It's all a bit awkward when you meet one of these "gorgeous" girls cos they rarely are, but when I walked in on Maria she really was. 30ish at a guess, pretty but with an amazing body, long dark hair. Body was definitely better than the pics. Fake tits aren't really my thing but her's were about right for her frame, guess she had something there before cos they didn't feel too hard, one of the best pairs of fakes I've seen.

The location was as good as it gets really, very nice with mirrors on the side walls - top class. All good so far.

The actual punt didn't really go as well. Kissing was light but she really didn't seem keen on more than a few pecks so we got on the bed for oral. As has been noted previously she has a very toothy BJ style that basically spoiled it. I think she'd really lubed up beforehand cos I was barely touching the side but we had a decent session before I decided to shoot on her face. It was a bit of a struggle to cum actually so I lay down but she made sure she got it all over her mouth - for a girl who doesn't like cim she has no problem getting plastered with the stuff.

Personality-wise we just didn't click. She was lively but it felt like she had her routine, and did it immaculately to be fair, but it felt very fake and stilted.

Overall neutral. She looked amazing, took a heroic facial, the place was great and she didn't seem really tight on her timekeeping. Pretty much everything on the sex side - sex, owo, banter was lacking.

Bonus points there's a KFC across the road, which I went and used after. Driving home, on a whim I turned round and went to paradise studio - but that's another story....

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[mrfishyfoo]

Hmmmm !!!

Crap kissing
Toothy OWO
Luby cunt
Scripted routine

I must have very high expectations MrW as I'd have red carded that. 

Anyways your punt your rating. 

Cheers for sharing and kinda hoping punt2 was a better do. 

[Wardyblade]

I reviewed Marie a while back. The location is good and her bolt ons are probably the best fakes I've had the pleasure of.
Does she still have a slightly weird heart shaped pube outline? Has she managed to install a shower yet? That was the biggest downside for me.
From memory a great punt at £120 (her old rate) however £150 is too much  would you agree OP?

[wristjob]

I reviewed Marie a while back. The location is good and her bolt ons are probably the best fakes I've had the pleasure of.
Does she still have a slightly weird heart shaped pube outline? Has she managed to install a shower yet? That was the biggest downside for me.

It was odd, she had a little tuft at the top of her pubes but dunno if the whole thing was heart shaped, just looked like she  missed a bit but obviously on purpose.
No shower but the venue is great. Not overly impressed nor discrete sitting in KFC car park for 10 mins.

[pmuk]

No shower would put me off.  Always been slightly tempted too but rates were a little steep for me.

[wristjob]

Hmmmm !!!

Crap kissing
Toothy OWO
Luby cunt
Scripted routine

I must have very high expectations MrW as I'd have red carded that. 

Anyways your punt your rating. 

Cheers for sharing and kinda hoping punt2 was a better do. 

MFF on an hour it would have been definite red. I already accepted no CIM (pretty much must have on an hour) so pretty much resigned myself to it being an extra tenner for a parlour style punt with a hot girl. She was FAF and took a great facial so for what I expected I think it was fair. I walked out a bit disappointed but not really wishing I hadn't bothered - not til an hour later that was.

Punt 2 - gonna try and go back tomorrow so review after that. Def green in part cos it was really unexpected.

From memory a great punt at £120 (her old rate) however £150 is too much  would you agree OP?

I took the extra in case I wanted to extend, but given the chance wouldn't have paid an extra tenner for another 30 mins, so nah not worth an hour of my time at any price really. Just not what I would want to do for a whole hour.

[Wolfy123]

I've fucked her twice, once 2 years ago and most recently 2 weeks ago  IMHO fake tits are never nice, and her OWO is Abit toothy  but she couldn't stop snogging me when I was there  had no problem with DFK, YMMV I suppose
And yes she is FAF

[mrfishyfoo]

I've fucked her twice, once 2 years ago and most recently 2 weeks ago  IMHO fake tits are never nice, and her OWO is Abit toothy  but she couldn't stop snogging me when I was there  had no problem with DFK, YMMV I suppose
And yes she is FAF

I'll not hold my breath. 

[Darkepool]

I'll not hold my breath. 

🤣🤣🤣

[Perv23]

Always wanted to see Maria, but have never been able to find a mutual time.

I know it’s on another note, but how did you get on at Paradise? I’m thinking of popping there tomorrow or Friday. I’ve not seen a review of it from you, is that yet to come? Any info would be much appreciated. Thanks!

[mrfishyfoo]

Always wanted to see Maria, but have never been able to find a mutual time.

I know it’s on another note, but how did you get on at Paradise? I’m thinking of popping there tomorrow or Friday. I’ve not seen a review of it from you, is that yet to come? Any info would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Givers gain MrP. 

[Perv23]

Givers gain MrP. 

Fully appreciate that MrFF, however I’m an infrequent punter, so unless a 6 month old review of my last punt is any use to you of a SP that you’ve already seen, then I’ll crack on with a review.

In the meantime, any helpful info regarding my request would be much appreciated and all being well I can report my adventures, post experience.

I’ve noticed myself frequenting this forum a lot more recently, so maybe I can become a “giver”, but we all have to start somewhere right?

Best,
MrP

[wristjob]

Always wanted to see Maria, but have never been able to find a mutual time.

I know it’s on another note, but how did you get on at Paradise? I’m thinking of popping there tomorrow or Friday. I’ve not seen a review of it from you, is that yet to come? Any info would be much appreciated. Thanks!

I'll post properly later. Saw a tall blond "from England" Leah on sunday and she's just dirty. Went back to see Leah and a Romanian "Italian" Eliza last night and she was way better than expected - and also FAFAF. It's a different experience to hour punts right now it works better for me than being stood up last minute by super hotties or finding other "elite" girls who underperform.

I think Eliza is on thura, Leah friday, poss both on Sunday. Scoot over & report back and we'll all love you for it!