Angela,All-Action PSE Milf,Swinton

[lagosmargaret]

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Recently found myself,through circumstances, in Manchester.LM Minor was frothing at his Jap's eye and threatening to tear out of my trousers,reminiscent of that scene in Aliens where the infant monster bursts out of the hapless victim's chest .Must wear some chainmail  Y- fronts .......   Had read plenty of glowing reviews on Ang since joining UKP,so decided to get in/up there.....

Sexting:

Good enough : mostly prompt + clear replies incl.postcode.

Rang me up during end stage of my cruise for some pussy bruise , given directions on phone on final landing descent......
   
9/10
       
Copulation Location + Podge Lodge :

Few mins walk around corner from Swinton Square centre/Rail.

Reasonably pleasant area, from limited observation.

Main road terraced house.Left front door open,quickly darted into her den.

Busy : Safe(ish) : parking paucity (drivers-maybe try shopping centre/side streets?).

Nice interior : upstairs front room "bonking bureau".

Clean : tidy : spacious: functional room with double bed - bathroom hygienic but narrow + claustrophobic.Toiletries provided.
   
8.5/10
 
Fanny Dredge Wedge  :  £70 : 30   

9.5/10
 
Services Received : Closed Lip K :  Bagless Dyson of the Python : DT : Member Mayonnaise Mouthwashing : Perineum + Sheriff's badge buffing (on me) : Gash Lapping on her : Membraned Mounting in standing Dog E : Chocco Grotto drilling on her in RCG.

WGs Physique + Personality:

Late 30s+ , IMO : Prob 5'3" or 4" : all over bronze tan : slim,toned body : petite(ish) - prob size 6/8 : no tum : shapely legs.
30B/C (IMO) slightly floppy funbags : big,dark nips  : combine harvested pubic beansprouts : prominent ,hanging dark inner labia.

Narrow waist .Firm,shapely butt.From rear view doesn't flare out in a big curve from waist,shape comes from its projection when side profile viewed.A great little pert tuche.....

Long,dark hair.Some previous reviews have commented on her facial aesthetics,I found her reasonably attractive.Call me crazy,but I think she looks a bit like a tanned,attractive, female(!)version of Vladimir Putin    ! IMO,similar bone structure.

She'd showered immediately before,so decent body/genital hygiene.

Local Manc accent ,husky (from cigs?) sexy voice.Incredibly friendly,helpful,polite + welcoming,even towelling me off after both showers and helping me dress .Lovely natured girl....

Body : 8.5/10    Personality : 10/10

Wearing short skirt + top.Led upstairs to the sin chamber, her pussy obviously happy at being al fresco as it grinned at me on the way up-and also when she bent over to sort out the mixer shower taps! 

Paper valuables donated,smash-the-gash cash duly cached,went to shower.....

Injection Session:

Entered room, a by now stripped Ang helped to dry me off.....

Started off with some standing teenage-esque snogging / lip kissing (slight ciggie breath).Not particularly bothered about DFK (that's reserved for my Grandma when she's taken her teeth out and I'm kissing her goodnight!) .Sucked + nibbled on my nipples. Clamped her hands around my butt cheeks to draw me closer, and necking got more urgent.Even put her tongue down my earhole,nearly wiped  the ear drum,her raspy heavy breathing sounded like an obscene phone call......

Turned her around so my semi was rubbing her bum baps,ran my lips down the side of her neck,nibbled her ear lobes. Stroking , gently tweaking + bending round to suck those hardening funbag valves.

Eventually reclined on bed + lay face up, Ang followed to show me how a real Northern lass noshes,with an all-out  assault that a Hollywood porn star could learn from.Her BJ alchemy turned partially-interested Mr.Pep  Perami into a brutally burgeoning Bratwurst! Licks and sloppy chomps of the shaft + bell ,depth/pace changes ,phases of genuine gagging DT( but toothy,felt like the spud gun was being cheese- gratered at times  ) that made her retch + her eyes stream! Worked the bollox nicely with licks,chews + sucks.All with the accompaniment of her low,guttural groans.Exemplary work ethic ! By this time,my pubic area had acquired a glaze from  her saliva pools,they were that copious.

Feckin hell ! Felt loin stirrings !  Didn't want it all to get too much and fire off prematurely! It's at these hairy moments that I think of Jo Brand and Miranda Hart having a lezzie session involving hardsports,so did.Worked a treat,staving off the eruption.Should think so too.....

Ang leads a punt somewhat.Twisted her body over into her-on-top 69 and shoved her snatch + ringpiece  in my face-my willing tongue leapt forward for the snack.She then worked down to the perineum and badge, giving them a prolonged polishing.Eventually, felt like going shaft sinking,so put the work overalls on Mr.Frank Furter as he was about to undertake a messy plumbing job.

Had her in standing doggie on the bed edge,all guns blazing. Threw everything at her including the kitchen sink + she took it like a trooper.Unwavering enthusiasm,no complaints or whining,just "appreciative" groans and asthmatic air intakes.Asked to bugger her,again she dictated proceedings by suggesting doing it in RCG.Lubed up.Sat on the bed edge,she  stood up between my legs and hovered.
 
Field  Gunner LM took aim with his artillery piece,having been given positional co-ordinates for her glazed(with lube) mini Krispy Kreme doughnut ring .She sat down in a squatting motion and the cavalier's helmet punctured her taboo brown halo.Vigorous backward thrusts by her,but limiting depth somewhat,and the lance kept plopping out.

Gave up with this phase, and it was getting towards time to bust.Exfoliated my pole of its temporary second skin.My turn to dominate a bit,and asked her to kneel to worship my nuts while I jerked the todger to a brutal tumescence.Cock custard eventually approached ignition flashpoint,so dominated her a bit more by gently leading her head to the angry glans.My Jap's eye projectile vomited a few days worth of bollock yoghurt into her willing mouth in a shuddering orgasm that left me gasping for breath .Composed myself.
 
OMFG, what a sesh !!!  I'd just been ravaged by an insatiable nympho Milf !!! 

9.5/10

Having sprayed several- a- dollop into the wanton mouth of this Manc  trollop,went to shower after she sent my future offspring on an open water swim to oblivion in the bog bowl.

Small chat + help from her as I dressed (a lovely touch) .Discussed our escort experiences + suchlike.Farewells ,some final cheek kisses from her + out into the strong spring sunshine that added to my post-punt rosy glow.........

Was there 35mins.

Summary:

On balance,a supreme VFM punt with a very friendly,ever-willing,all-action,incredibly enthusiastic  Duracell F*ckbunny  Milf.Easily the most hard working escort I've ever come across (no pun intended).The main body of her offering is PSE,with a slight garnish of GFE.Told me she'd been an escort for 15yrs,doubt she's on a downwards service slope,from my experience! If she is,would've liked to have sampled her at her career beginning!

+ves -
Incredible work ethic + enthusiasm were most striking highlights, IMO.

Very friendly,lovely attitude,nice little touches-Gr8 girl.

Brilliant VFM

Attractive (IMO)

Wide service range

Mariana Trench depth DT (caveat-toothy!  )

Gr8 pert bum 

Slim,toned, shapely body

Safe(ish) : tidy : hygienic venue

Good comms

A potential go-to girl for PSE/debauchery- loving  seekers 

Neutrals -

Venue a bit "out in the sticks"

Toothy DT.TBF,everyone has a physically limited  mouth gape.

-ves -
 
Venue may be indiscrete for some

Potential parking issues for drivers

Baccy breath  (+I'm a smoker myself!)

Tends to direct + dictate the punt a wee bit too much ,IMO-should maybe take a step back sometimes + get feedback on  client's requirements/feelings.

Didn't get to sample her patented "trombone" manoeuvre mentioned in prior reviews,ah well.

Didn't enjoy the A-Level aspect much - don't like RCG : depth limitation : wasn't given a position choice .Prefer it in doggie.

Return ?- Probably,bordering on certainly,if I'm in that neck of the woods again.

Recommend ?- Collate + evaluate her UKP reports,and come to your decision......One man's Harrod's punt  could be the next man's Poundland one........

Cheers. 

LM 

[goldwing1]

I tried to book her after a couple of let downs over the weekend, wasn`t working, but she`s in the hot list

[Northerndave666]

I gave up on the rest of the review after encountering 'Copulation Location + Podge Lodge'

 

[bigbilly22]

Surprised you say closed lip kissing, was this you’re preference?

Ang has always been happy to snog my face off!

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[stickportguy721]

is this the same Angela who did the desk at La Maison in Bury???

[Titi]

My head hurts from reading this review.

[Bustydusty]

Surprised you say closed lip kissing, was this you’re preference?

Ang has always been happy to snog my face off!

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Me too - one of my regulars

[muffdazzler]

Think you have just wasted an hour of your life trying to be a literary genius when all you habe done is make a review unreadable!!!!

[freeze44]

Cheers for the review and fair play trying to describe in 'different' ways. Lot of info there that would help me decide if wanted to visit 

[Drayki]

My head hurts from reading this review.

+1   

[lagosmargaret]

Surprised you say closed lip kissing, was this you’re preference?

Ang has always been happy to snog my face off!

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Don't,on the whole, tend to go for DFK tonsil tickling with WGs-my preference.Only time I've recently tongue-twisted was with Busty Anita(Coventry),and even then she has a unique technique where she rolls her tongue outside in a tube,almost like blowing a raspberry !

Besides,even if I did DFK regularly,did state that Ang had some baccy breath,a bit of a deterrent.I'm a smoker myself(mouthwashed thoroughly before),so if I detected it as someone who has adapted/become immune to its scent/taste it'd be more evident to a non-smoker.That's why I mentioned it in my review......

Cheers
LM

[lagosmargaret]

is this the same Angela who did the desk at La Maison in Bury???

Sorry to be of no use in answering your question-I'm not a North West/Manchester resident.

LM

[lagosmargaret]

Think you have just wasted an hour of your life trying to be a literary genius when all you habe done is make a review unreadable!!!!

Of course you have your opinion.My experience,my review,my style choice.It adheres to the UKP wiki review writing rules,and I've tried to encapsulate as much info as possible,hopefully allowing some readers to make a more informed decision.I try and incorporate some humour(IMO) as well,it'd be boring if we all followed the same mundane format....

And at least I invested that time in producing a review.

[lagosmargaret]

Cheers for the review and fair play trying to describe in 'different' ways. Lot of info there that would help me decide if wanted to visit 

Glad to have helped you make a more informed decision..

[unplayable]

Think you have just wasted an hour of your life trying to be a literary genius when all you habe done is make a review unreadable!!!!

Agreed, what a fucked up review.

[bigbilly22]

Don't,on the whole, tend to go for DFK tonsil tickling with WGs-my preference.Only time I've recently tongue-twisted was with Busty Anita(Coventry),and even then she has a unique technique where she rolls her tongue outside in a tube,almost like blowing a raspberry !

Besides,even if I did DFK regularly,did state that Ang had some baccy breath,a bit of a deterrent.I'm a smoker myself(mouthwashed thoroughly before),so if I detected it as someone who has adapted/become immune to its scent/taste it'd be more evident to a non-smoker.That's why I mentioned it in my review......

Cheers
LM

Thanks for clarifying I think but to be honest much like your review I couldn’t be arsed reading that to the end.

Just for reference, Ang will snog for England if required.

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[Steve McQueen]

I enjoyed reading the review , it had a hint of Raymond Chandler. I have seen Angela she is GVFM. Agree about the parking I had a little difficulty myself.

[chrishornx]

Agreed, what a fucked up review.

Certainly a little 'OTT' in execution but with some good input. The humour felt a little stage managed compared to say Cueball or Chilliman but nevertheless a helpful review and on the list she goes

[Knucklehead]

Lads rightly get shit for not reviewing, if you don’t like the way it’s written it’s a green , valuable info, thanks op.

[Access]

Think you have just wasted an hour of your life trying to be a literary genius when all you habe done is make a review unreadable!!!!

Agreed..

[Home Alone]

Agreed..

On your 1st-ever Review, lm, you asked for constructive criticism. And you've obviously developed your own style since then. Like others on here who persevered with this Review, I found the information - even though some of it was buried beneath that style - useful for my next visit to Angela.

[Doncha know there's a 'but' coming?!]

But, haven't you gone a bit OTT with the emojis? To me, this Review  - and I've looked at how your style's developed - read, between the lines, more as "look at me" than "this is XXX-ANGELA". Maybe give some thought to fewer emojis?

Hope you find this, as it was intended to be, a constructive critique.

[PussyLover789]

is this the same Angela who did the desk at La Maison in Bury???

and why would you be interested? you dont even punt

[chrishornx]

and why would you be interested? you dont even punt

You make  good point

His only post was April 1st so can only imagine ....

[goldwing1]

On your 1st-ever Review, lm, you asked for constructive criticism. And you've obviously developed your own style since then. Like others on here who persevered with this Review, I found the information - even though some of it was buried beneath that style - useful for my next visit to Angela.

[Doncha know there's a 'but' coming?!]

But, haven't you gone a bit OTT with the emojis? To me, this Review  - and I've looked at how your style's developed - read, between the lines, more as "look at me" than "this is XXX-ANGELA". Maybe give some thought to fewer emojis?

Hope you find this, as it was intended to be, a constructive critique.

Everyone has their own writing style- like Johnny Wadd - he writes his as if he`s a private investigator writing up his case notes.
Even gives his punts assignment / case numbers