Ok. My first review. Be gentle. I registered over a year ago and a couple weeks later ended up in a relationship (I don't punt whilst attached). Relationship recently ended so thought hell, lets get back in the game. Should be a few more bookings over the next few months and i'll of course review once completed.
Unfortunately my first booking was a big disappointment.
External Link/Members OnlyHopefully I've copied the link correctly. As I've said it's been a while. I live down south but spend a day or two a week working in Cheltenham - always used to feel better doing a booking further away from home so Chelt is the norm (back home, had a couple of awkward moments bumping into girls I've booked in Tesco!!). Feeling the urge had a search on AW and was quite surprised by the lack of options. This was a couple weeks ago and it seemed the only escorts available were Romanians - from memory there were about a dozen working and a young English girl who really wasn't my type. I can budget around £150 and used to just use English girls but my first ever booking was a Rom' and she was awesome so never against it - plus once I get the horn, I really want to book someone and get my end away that day. Quite liked the look of Lucy - noticed a couple of bad reviews on here but the last one was ok and there was also a neutral - and her AW feedback is excellent - so figured what the hell. Figured I would get a mediocre service but it was cheap, she's only 19 and looks like she has a great body. Rang to arrange a booking and she hung up and text to say 'arrange by text baby!'. So I did, arranged an hour for £100 and checked twice that OWO and kissing was available. Was told 'yes, bby!' She was staying in an apartment I have visited on many occasions, a fave for escorts it would appear - five floor of flats.
Arrived and text to get room number and was buzzed in. Was let in by someone that wasn't Lucy. She said, in poor English, would take me to Lucy. Took to a living room, then she leads me to a bedroom. No Lucy. She then tells me Lucy busy, I can see her. I didn't remotely fancy this woman - so said no. She then said hang on and left the room. A few minutes passed and I was about to leave when Lucy came in. Ok, she is the girl in the pictures and had an amazing body - age seemed about right and she had her hair in a pony which was a good look - was wearing a red thong set. Ass looked particularly good with the thong. She asked how long I wanted, even tho I had confirmed by text, and I quite fancied her so said an hour - basically cock took over. I hand over cash and she disappears for about five minutes and I take the chance to go to the loo. When she returns she just lies on the bed, gives me no instructions, does nothing, doesn't even make eye contact and looks thoroughly miserable. So I lie down next to her ... and start touching her ... she either looks bored or repulsed or maybe both. I go to kiss her - it's the slightest peck, no tongues and she keeps turning away. Doesn't touch me with her hands. Ok, that's fine ... not great but £100 isn't much so I think at least I'll get some decent oral and shag her - the idea of banging a 19 year old is enough to keep me a little turned on. So I ask for oral, she seems to not understand, then I pull my boxers down. She inspects my cock - which isn't overly hard at this stage - and reaches for a condom. I say no, oral without, she says no. I show her my text. She shakes her head, holds up one finger, and leaves the room. She returns and says ok but she doesn't look happy about it - she's obviously been told to do it. Following blow job was awful, only takes the tip and holds the cock like it's radioactive, barely sucks, no tongue involved, eyes closed - does nothing for me. She does it for two minutes or so and says 'fuck me' - by this stage I'm bored and know I've made a mistake. I took her underwear off, try and finger her - not allowed - I suck her breasts, this is allowed, but she is a miserable as sin throughout although she has a great pair of small and natural tits. So I say we should just shag - condom on (a barely hard cock by now) and I climb on top for missionary. She is quite tight which gets me a little harder - but doesn't move an inch. I'm really not enjoying myself so I turn her over and pound her doggy. She doesn't make a sound. I just came as quickly as I can as it's clear there's nothing fun that is going to happen and I think about better bookings from the distant past. I didn't even bother suggesting round two as it's clear she's just going to lie there in silence (and I suspect it's one pop for her anyway). So I start to get changed and she says 'leave me feedback baby' and mimics key typing. I couldn't believe she would think I would leave positive feedback and I got out of there as quickly as possible and must have been there all of 25 minutes. I was tempted to ask for money back but it's clear there are others in the apartment and it feels like a bad idea.
All in all - shocking experience but looking back, was my own fault. Should have remembered that Adult work feedback means nothing. I really wouldn't recommend this escort in anyway and I can't see any way she would be more fun for another client. Really glad to get my first post relationship punt under my belt - but will def use my head a bit more next time.
