Author Topic: Miss Rose 1 - Crowthorne  (Read 2613 times)


5 review(s) for Miss Rose1 (3 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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This meet was in Feb - looks like she is in Slough area at the moment.

Preamble
Ok, so I've always had an itch I've wanted to scratch, and banging a 6 footer was it.

This one I've had an eye on for some time but with the neutral from contentguy, has always made me change my mind. Saying that, I've been watching game of thrones recently and keep seeing that tall blonde bird (can't remember her name), and for someone reason this one kept coming up when browsing AW. So I thought I'm tired of seeing her on AW and time to put it to bed once and for all.

Communications
By text, fairly straight forward, no issues. A little curt in her approach but probably due to language.

Location
Just off Crowthorne High Street (looks like she is now in the Slough area). There is a free carpark but I parked up the road which had no road markings. Point to note is that she can see you from the car park she directs you to, so park up the road.

Girl
Certainly 6ft. Carrying a bit more timber than her pictures show (but not to a point where it detracted from what I was expecting). Her height and frame allows her to carry it off (she could probably firemans lift a fair sized chap if she wanted to). When I saw her I immediately switched from a one hour to 30 minute punt, which afterwards I was happy i did.

Services
FK (not too deep but continuous throughout), owo, light and sloppy which was nice. Positions CG, mish.

I turned up expecting her (based on her curt texts) to be a dominant, no messing about, good hours punt where I'd be shagged out by the end of it. In reality, she was very submissive, continually made weird squeaking noises throughout (perhaps thinking she sounded sexy :unknown:). I had to ask for everything which she did willingly. I got the feeling she did this on purpose. After pop no 1, she lay there with her head on my chest running down the clock (still had 15 mins left). As I had worked out her MO, I suggested we go again to which she rolled her eyes and started OWO. Pop no 2 done (not CIM), and I was away on the 30 minute mark.

I'm in 2 minds about if its negative or a neutral. I had an itch to scratch, and done that. What I was imagining / hoping vs what happened, poles apart. Did I pop twice in 30 mins? Yes. Was it a bad punt? Not bad, not great. I suppose it turned out to be far too vanilla for me, and having to ask for this, that and the other killed the mood (as did her weird squeaking noises  :dash:).

I'll put this down as a negative, but open to upgrade to a generous negative if folks think I'm being a bit on the harsh side.  Would I see her again? Nah, would I reccomend? Nope.
 There is worse out there I'm sure, but I certainly didn't leave with a spring in my step.

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I've been watching game of thrones recently and keep seeing that tall blonde bird (can't remember her name), and for someone reason this one kept coming up when browsing AW. So I thought I'm tired of seeing her on AW and time to put it to bed once and for all.

Gwendoline Christie  :hi:

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I'm in 2 minds about if its negative or a neutral. I had an itch to scratch, and done that. What I was imagining / hoping vs what happened, poles apart. Did I pop twice in 30 mins? Yes. Was it a bad punt? Not bad, not great. I suppose it turned out to be far too vanilla for me, and having to ask for this, that and the other killed the mood (as did her weird squeaking noises  :dash:).

I'll put this down as a negative, but open to upgrade to a generous negative if folks think I'm being a bit on the harsh side.  Would I see her again? Nah, would I reccomend? Nope.
 There is worse out there I'm sure, but I certainly didn't leave with a spring in my step.

Well you got to cum twice but judging by what you've written here - the unenthusiastic attitude & 'rolling eyes' it could easily pass as either neutral or negative.

It's an honest review CB that's the main thing - Others can decide if they want to try to make a booking or not.

Cheers  :hi:

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Cheers for the review...

Personally I'd have gone for the shorter one   :D


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Cheers for the review...

Personally I'd have gone for the shorter one   :D


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Natalie 'Ding Dong' Dormer - Damn fine !  ;)

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It sounds to me like you had a similar experience to mine.
A generous neutral but not an experience to be repeated.
I also went along anticipating an hour and cut down to 30 mins.

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It sounds to me like you had a similar experience to mine.
A generous neutral but not an experience to be repeated.
I also went along anticipating an hour and cut down to 30 mins.

Guy

Probably an additional reason for her to 'roll her eyes'  :sarcastic:  :D

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Well, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Guy

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your review - your rating

A good informative review at that

But yes I think you are being a tad harsh. 2 pops in 30 minutes - so she couldn't have been that bad, I'm not sure I could manage that with anyone  but certainly not with someone that didn't turn me on a lot
She also seemed to deliver the goods just not quite in the way you expected


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your review - your rating

A good informative review at that

But yes I think you are being a tad harsh. 2 pops in 30 minutes - so she couldn't have been that bad, I'm not sure I could manage that with anyone  but certainly not with someone that didn't turn me on a lot
She also seemed to deliver the goods just not quite in the way you expected

I gave her a generous Neutral, the OP gave her a negative.
Not sure why you’re disagreeing, she’s attractiveish, service is distinctly functional rather than engaging.
Bug fucker sized condom that was uncomfortable.

She is probably more of a neutral than a negative, but a generous neutral.
Whilst the OP is gifted in being able to perform twice in 30 mins, he won’t be going back and neither will I.

If you think we’ve got her wrong then go see her and share your experience.

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I gave her a generous Neutral, the OP gave her a negative.
Not sure why you’re disagreeing, she’s attractiveish, service is distinctly functional rather than engaging.
Bug fucker sized condom that was uncomfortable.

She is probably more of a neutral than a negative, but a generous neutral.
Whilst the OP is gifted in being able to perform twice in 30 mins, he won’t be going back and neither will I.

If you think we’ve got her wrong then go see her and share your experience.

Guy

I only said a tad harsh - hardly a major disagreement - esp as the OP was a little unsure.

she's clearly borderline neutral/negative so why would on earth would I want to visit ?

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This poor girl
Making all you boy's cum once or twice and all pulling lumps out of her. It's a pity she can't write what you guy's were like
ie tiny cocks or shot in seconds etc etc
Might make fairer reading IMO
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This poor girl
Making all you boy's cum once or twice and all pulling lumps out of her. It's a pity she can't write what you guy's were like
ie tiny cocks or shot in seconds etc etc
Might make fairer reading IMO

Assuming from this comment you don’t have a cock ?

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Assuming from this comment you don’t have a cock ?

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It is a punters forum, so the comment made by him / her sounds like a girl or a clippity clop.

Thinking about the punt, thanks for the input from all others.  I am happy with the negative as she was just doing the minimum she could on auto pilot.  Very jaded and should think of doing something else.  Ok, 2 pops within the time, but we pay for time right?  She would have been really happy to get a 30 minute punt out in 15.  Remember, it's hard earned being spent, so the site is valuable in making sure we spend with some confidence in what we will get.

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This poor girl
Making all you boy's cum once or twice and all pulling lumps out of her. It's a pity she can't write what you guy's were like
ie tiny cocks or shot in seconds etc etc
Might make fairer reading IMO

You go f*cking see her then.

Twat

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Caught a few Big one's there
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Caught a few Big one's there
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Why don’t you do a few reviews instead of being a twat

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Why don’t you do a few reviews instead of being a twat
grow up Mr Yellow
Life is a laugh
My point is for us all to enjoy these girl's not be rude about them.
We all have good and bad punts. But if someone made me CUM twice in 30 minutes, she must be ok. If it was that bad a meet, I would have fucked off before I shot 1st time, not hang around for a 2nd go
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grow up Mr Yellow
Life is a laugh
My point is for us all to enjoy these girl's not be rude about them.
We all have good and bad punts. But if someone made me CUM twice in 30 minutes, she must be ok. If it was that bad a meet, I would have fucked off before I shot 1st time, not hang around for a 2nd go

Who’s being rude about her?

Go and see her and review her.
Rather than being a white knight twat that criticises those of us who have taken the trouble to review this SP and decided to impart wisdom that doing so is not recommended.

TWAT

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grow up Mr Yellow
Life is a laugh
My point is for us all to enjoy these girl's not be rude about them.
We all have good and bad punts. But if someone made me CUM twice in 30 minutes, she must be ok. If it was that bad a meet, I would have fucked off before I shot 1st time, not hang around for a 2nd go

Can’t see anything rude about her written? Point of this site is to give your own honest opinion and feedback on your punts. They can’t all be good can they

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Who’s being rude about her?

Go and see her and review her.
Rather than being a white knight twat that criticises those of us who have taken the trouble to review this SP and decided to impart wisdom that doing so is not recommended.

TWAT
not rude? Timber Squeaky etc i bet she loved giving you OWO at least she ended up sucking what you are a COCK
Calling me a Twat I prefer them to cocks maybe you don't?
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Can’t see anything rude about her written? Point of this site is to give your own honest opinion and feedback on your punts. They can’t all be good can they

I can’t decide whether to bring this twat to the attention of “the boss”. Contributions, if you could class them as such, are very focussed on a limited # of establishments.

Is the poster a SP promoting her establishment or a twat punter?
Note comments on ‘I’ve heard someone In an establishment has great tits”, and response to “how do you know” was along lines that they work nearby. In responses to a thread.

To me, the the profile looks dodgy as fuck and white knighty.


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I can’t decide whether to bring this twat to the attention of “the boss”. Contributions, if you could class them as such, are very focussed on a limited # of establishments.

Is the poster a SP promoting her establishment or a twat punter?
Note comments on ‘I’ve heard someone In an establishment has great tits”, and response to “how do you know” was along lines that they work nearby. In responses to a thread.

To me, the the profile looks dodgy as fuck and white knighty.


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do attention of whatever.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion Guy
I like Big tits and have only commented on a few establishments as I don't punt often. But when I do I wouldn't be sarcastic about a bad punt, if that is fairer than saying rude. And FYI you started the Twat comments not me. Be interested if you talk to people like that down the pub. Anyway I'm bored pulling your chain now so go and have fun old chap.
One place I can recommend is oriental massage Portsmouth fratton ask for Helen I promise you won't be disappointed NIGHT
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do attention of whatever.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion Guy
I like Big tits and have only commented on a few establishments as I don't punt often. But when I do I wouldn't be sarcastic about a bad punt, if that is fairer than saying rude. And FYI you started the Twat comments not me. Be interested if you talk to people like that down the pub. Anyway I'm bored pulling your chain now so go and have fun old chap.
One place I can recommend is oriental massage Portsmouth fratton ask for Helen I promise you won't be disappointed NIGHT

Who’s being sarcastic?
I like big tits too!
And I suspect I’d call you a twat down the pub too, there’s a reason for that!
I didn’t notice my chain being pulled.  But you ain’t genuine.

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Who’s being sarcastic?
I like big tits too!
And I suspect I’d call you a twat down the pub too, there’s a reason for that!
I didn’t notice my chain being pulled.  But you ain’t genuine.

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I am genuinely annoying you.
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I am genuinely annoying you.

Nope and you won’t be able to any more.

Thanks Boss

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Nope and you won’t be able to any more.

Thanks Boss

Guy

Deftly handled Guy  ;)

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Damn I missed Baldoldboy's leaving party. :cry:
He got the hump with me some weeks ago when I called him out for inconsistencies in his posts. Properly threw his dummy out of the pram, had a sulk and said he wasn't going to review again. I think he was a genuine punter and not especially a WK but, for a bald old boy, he acted like such a baby. No loss.