Lauren Candy X - Incall to Southampton Hotel

[DrConners]

Lauren Candy X - Incall to outcall location in Southampton Hotel

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After taking her off my hl & previously saying I'd never book another CandyKiss escort I've reluctantly decided to post this review as, well, it shows I can't follow my own advice! 

I had an evening free & coincidentally after a quick look on AW I saw her profile show up 'Available today' for incalls (Although as it turns out it was incalls to an outcall location)

After a couple of texts which were responded to pretty quickly I reallised I was texting the pimp but having read the previous review I wasn't that surprised.

Arranged a 30 minute incall for £70 later the same day - location was a Hotel in the City Centre - When I arrived I got the room number sent to me.

I was five minutes late due to the lack of parking which was deducted from my time, fair enough but shows no degree of flexability between punters - no flexabilty.

She was hiding behind the door, with her clothes on she looks fine, not stunning facially - Next door type girl. Size, height & age I'd say are correct - She's very tiny.

Exchanged paperwork & she sat on the bed a fair distance away from me, body language was all negative, legs tucked up but she was chatty enough.

I took her clothes off, a dress & here is where it went all downhill for me - I didn't fancy her one bit.

Physically she looks drained & undernourished, skinny arms & legs, no tit's & no arse. IMO the pictures on her profile are innacurate.

I'm ashamed & not ashamed at the same time to say Roger Boner was nowhere in sight.

Tried to initiate something but the whole encounter wasn't going anywhere & before I knew it her phone alarm was going off (5 minutes early so that's 20 minutes in total for £70) I didn't need to be told I needed to go as I was already getting dressed. Before I had finished putting on my coat she received a text saying the next punter/sucker was on his way up. When she has been pimped out in a Hotel it's proper back to back bookings then, this was stated in her other review so just as a confirmation from me.

It's a Negative experience for me but I don't blame her for me not fancying her so I'll leave it as a Neutral. Others might like to fuck a partial skeleton - who knows ?

There was a picture of a baby on her splash screen as her alarm went off, so probably leaves hubby at home looking after the kid whilst she's out whoring.

That's her off the hl again btw.



That's the end of the review - So don't bother reading any further if you want anymore specifics about the WG, just some information I found out about the 'Agency' that was freely available within the public domain.

The pimp had an independant site used to advertise the girls :

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Which he has since let lapse so the above link doesn't work - Just says domain name expired. The Twitter account is still active but you don't have to pay for that  Dates look about right for when the agency began.

A Whois domain search shows the following information (pictures below)

So Dorset Eventz is the owner of Candykissescorts.com & a subsiquent search on companies house some more (pictures below)

As I stated it's all in the public domain - If a better detective wants to double check then that's fine by me.





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[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the candour DrC. Punting should be fun, not depressing like this.

Feels like a generous neutral IMO. It sounds like she made little effort and if her profile pictures are inaccurate, then that's misrepresentation. If you knew what she really looked like, you probably wouldn't have gone in the first place. Better luck next time.

[wylie anchor]

Hi DrC, when I saw her in November last year, I thought her profile pics were pretty accurate, must have gone down hill?
Same issue tho with the pimp sending up the next client ready or not!! 

[DrConners]

Cheers for the candour DrC. Punting should be fun, not depressing like this.

Feels like a generous neutral IMO. It sounds like she made little effort and if her profile pictures are inaccurate, then that's misrepresentation. If you knew what she really looked like, you probably wouldn't have gone in the first place. Better luck next time.

I think I justified the rating already Fuzzy but cheers anyway :

It's a Negative experience for me but I don't blame her for me not fancying her so I'll leave it as a Neutral. Others might like to fuck a partial skeleton - who knows ?

I bet quite a few punters had already visited her, might explain the attitude/body language. I had an excellent punt at the weekend so I can confirm my equipment is still fuctional & I did have better luck next time 

Hi DrC, when I saw her in November last year, I thought her profile pics were pretty accurate, must have gone down hill?
Same issue tho with the pimp sending up the next client ready or not!! 

My visit was more recent, I know what I saw wylie - she's skinny not slim, the view from behind is not good. Don't fret mate, I didn't see her because of your review (which was good) & opinions can differ, it was because of her location & availability. 

I have to agree though, the pimp does a dreadful job for the whore & punter but maximises his profits I guess 

On a more humourous note looks like MrKeen has fallen foul of the pimp looking at his fb - Probably tried to 'tell him a thing or two!' 

[aronteo]

I am bumping this to thank you for the excellent review Dr Conners, really most useful 

Pics on her profile didn't look too bad, and don't seem to be too airbrushed........; I was actually in two minds and almost booked her one time, but after your review, no thanks, I think I pass...

I owe you one bud,