External Link/Members OnlyWarning: Highly complimentary report with very little criticism, and I make no apology for it!
Preamble:Unlike most punters, I mostly look for sensual massage rather than a shag, so was happy to see a new girl announcing herself on UKE claiming to do proper lingam massage. Sceptical, because I've visited others who claim to do so but then just give a massage followed by a quick HE. VixenDeMilo seems quite convincing in how she describes her service so I'll give her a chance.
Comms:Messaged her via her personal website, and reply came in early the next day accepting the time I'd asked for. Her reply stated full address and parking details would be sent the day before the booking. Email arrived the day before as promised, with address and map highlighting parking options.
Location:A short drive into Portsmouth, ground floor flat in residential area very close to busy shops. Daytime parking is plentiful, but evenings is a real problem in this area so plan time to find somewhere and walk. Plenty of pedestrian traffic, but no reason for concern, there's nothing suspicious looking about the property, I was just a bloke ringing a doorbell!
Inside, it's a small flat, clean and tidy, with a small room set up as a dedicated massage room with professional table, candle, music and low lighting. No obvious suitable place to put my clothes other than on the floor under the chair (chair a bit too small for clothes not to be falling off).
Price:£50 for 90 mins. This was an intro offer price, it's changed a few times since (up and down), currently £60 for 90 mins.
For comparable service elsewhere this price is an absolute bargain, and too good to be true, giving reason for suspicion but a risk worth taking? She is introducing other services at similarly good prices, but at the moment it seems these are being changed around a bit while she finds equalibrium with exactly how she wants to set up the business model.
VixenDemilo:Her name is Marie, 30 years old (I'd have guessed late twenties), petite, slim, red hair which was tied up, and a quiet but very pleasant and friendly demenour. My first impression from communication to initial meeting was that of a friendly, relaxed and non-judgemental young lady. If you're looking for a filthy bird who's going to talk dirty to you then you'll be disappointed.
The Meeting:On arrival I was greeted into the living room and offered a drink. Then asked to fill in personal and medical details - she is professional and insured for massage services, you can make up whatever fake personal details you like if privacy concerns you here. Then asked if I'd had this sort of treatment before and if I knew what was involved, plenty of opportunity for questions, but I just told her I had a good idea of what's going on so she should just get on and do her thing.
Shown into the massage room, Marie tells me I'd be better off fully naked but she'd be ferfectly happy if I wanted to keep my dignity covered with shorts or towels. I have very little dignity to keep so just stripped off! As said earlier, it's a small room with nowhere obvious to put my clothes, just stuffed them under a small chair by the massage table. Marie comes back in the room just as I'm taking off my shorts, but just carries on and gets the oil ready and I assume the position face down.
One hour of proper full body massage. It was obvious she's had fairly recent training because I'm recognising text book massage techiques the same as I've learned myself. A little light on the pressure but perfectly relaxing and I didn't ask for more pressure, I will do next time. During the full body massage there's no cheecky touches or swipes, just massage. Nothing at all to give even a hint of a semi, just totally chilled out and nearly asleep at times.
After the massaage Marie tells me she's about to climb on the table with me. She sits between my legs with hers over mine and says she's happy for me to put my hands on her calves if it's more comfy for me. She then starts the lingam massage. I'm still totally soft at the start, it was a minute or two before he woke up because I was still so chilled from the massage, but he's soon into life and now Marie's got something to get hold of (luckily she's got small hands!).
OK, so this is clearly a real lingam massage, not the oily hand job I've ended up with elsewhere. Marie's using different strokes, varied vigour, and throughout the process bringing me up and down between nearly popping and nearly dozing off to sleep! When she does finally take me over the line, I'm pretty sure it was what I've heard as a "full body orgasm". No idea how I would explain it other than the waves were running through my whole torso instead of just my groin, and contiunues for probably a minute after she'd stopped doing anything, with every breath feeling like another mini orgasm. Quite a unique experience, but a little disconcerting that a fully clothed woman was sitting there watching me orgasm! She tells me to take some time to recover while she leaves the room for a bit (obviously to wash her hands).
Summary:Excellent. Really excellent. It's exactly the kind of massage service I've been looking for for a long time, and she's local to me! Very pleasant, and attractive, lady. Cheap rates but definately not a cheap service. I have almost nothing to criticise.
However... I would have been more comfortable if she too was naked, not because I'm there for a perve at a sexy naked chick but just because that would have put us on equal ground and negated any remaining element of shyness. Also at no point did Marie provide a phone number, so if delayed on route or had trouble finding the flat I'd not have been able to contact her.
Visit Again:Does a one legged duck swim in circles?!!! Already booked, and will ask for a little more pressure on the massage next time and see if she can adjust that to my preference. Otherwise, just looking forward to the same again.
