Newbie seeking advice

[kleeklee]

Hey all, I've been contemplating punting for a few years but have never actually mustered the courage to go through with it.
I'm keen to book Olivia. External Link/Members Only
Has anyone visited Olivia recently and would love some newbie advice; what to expect, how to act etc.
Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

[crfc]

Really???
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111415.0

[Working Wendy]

Your other post from 2 and a half years ago was asking about Olivia too   

[Working Wendy]

Really???
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111415.0

Dammit you beat me by 11 seconds

[crfc]

Dammit you beat me by 11 seconds

pure luck, definately not known for my speedy fingers! (or anything else nowadays sadly  )

[kleeklee]

A lot can change in two and a half years.

[kleeklee]

I've been contemplating punting for a few years but have never actually mustered the courage to go through with it. Has anyone visited Olivia recently

[Punterperson1971]

Hey all, I've been contemplating punting for a few years but have never actually mustered the courage to go through with it.
I'm keen to book Olivia. External Link/Members Only
Has anyone visited Olivia recently and would love some newbie advice; what to expect, how to act etc.
Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

17 positives 0 neautral and 0 negative says a lot.
Why don’t you stop asking same questions and read her reviews last one was October last year.

[kleeklee]

17 positives 0 neautral and 0 negative says a lot.
Why don’t you stop asking same questions and read her reviews last one was October last year.

Let me explain it a bit slower for you.
I'm new to this.
Two and a half years ago I asked this question.
I do not know how this "game" works.
Has anyone RECENTLY seen Oliva (October last year isn't recent).
So, unless you actually have something helpful to say, I'd rather not hear what you have to say.
Thanks.

[Punterperson1971]

Let me explain it a bit slower for you.
I'm new to this.
Two and a half years ago I asked this question.
I do not know how this "game" works.
Has anyone RECENTLY seen Oliva (October last year isn't recent).
So, unless you actually have something helpful to say, I'd rather not hear what you have to say.
Thanks.

Let me explain this even slower for you,why don’t you contribute some reviews or something more than just questions about the same girl

[Fuzzyduck]

Let me explain it a bit slower for you.
I'm new to this.
Two and a half years ago I asked this question.
I do not know how this "game" works.
Has anyone RECENTLY seen Oliva (October last year isn't recent).
So, unless you actually have something helpful to say, I'd rather not hear what you have to say.
Thanks.

Pretty punchy for a newbie aren't you? If you don't understand the process of finding a girl, contacting her, then agreeing and executing a mutually beneficial transaction, then perhaps punting isn't for you.

I'm sure Admin can tell which reviews and posts you've looked at in the past, so I guess we'll see how genuine you are.

[kleeklee]

Let me explain this even slower for you,why don’t you contribute some reviews or something more than just questions about the same girl

Which part of "newbie" are you struggling with?
How am I supposed to review a girl when I haven't seen any?

Let me break my post down for you.

"Hey all, I've been contemplating punting for a few years" - Two and a half, to be exact.

"but have never actually mustered the courage to go through with it." - This is where the two and a half years comes into play again.

"I'm keen to book Olivia. https://www.adultwork.com/2665311" - October was 5 months ago, who knows what can change in that time. Is she still active? How do I know because it's been 5 months.

"Has anyone visited Olivia recently" - Again, October is not recent.

Now, here's the important part:
"and would love some newbie advice; what to expect, how to act etc." - Newbie; an inexperienced newcomer to a particular activity.

"Any help would be greatly appreciated!" - Generally, decent people would then respond accordingly.

I hope that is more clear for you, but just in case, take a moment to carefully read the post again and think about how I'm supposed to review someone when I've not yet SEEN anyone to review, you know, being a newbie and all.

[Mil 34]

Phone gone quiet has it Olivia.
Lower your prices and perhaps people might come to visit.
Try knocking your age off the hourly rate, you should become the busiest in Cardiff then 

[Olivia Cardiff]

Phone gone quiet has it Olivia.
Lower your prices and perhaps people might come to visit.
Try knocking your age off the hourly rate, you should become the busiest in Cardiff then 

Not like you to have a dig at me   

However, I understand your thinking as if I wasn't me I would think it was me too! 

I'd like to think I'm not that stupid.   

[kleeklee]

Pretty punchy for a newbie aren't you? If you don't understand the process of finding a girl, contacting her, then agreeing and executing a mutually beneficial transaction, then perhaps punting isn't for you.

I'm sure Admin can tell which reviews and posts you've looked at in the past, so I guess we'll see how genuine you are.

Is everyone on this forum this intolerable? I've asked for genuine advice and all I've had so far are smarmy, know it all comments.
So because I'm new and dont understand how things work I should just give up? Doesnt that defeat the object of being new to something?

[Fuzzyduck]

Not like you to have a dig at me   

However, I understand your thinking as if I wasn't me I would think it was me too! 

I'd like to think I'm not that stupid.   

 

You showed up quite quickly didn't you? Suggest you give poor old Klee an introductory discount so you can both happily go fuck each other.
Klee - some advice: Don't forget to treat her with respect and please leave a review.

[Steelworker]

Is everyone on this forum this intolerable? I've asked for genuine advice and all I've had so far are smarmy, know it all comments.
So because I'm new and dont understand how things work I should just give up? Doesnt that defeat the object of being new to something?

Just book her. She’s obviously available. Have seen her AW with green light on recently. As you are likely to have already read, she’s a more mature escort with a smoking hot body and great service whether you do nuru massage or normal booking. She’s nice too. I haven’t seen her for over a year but you’ll have nothing to worry about. Turn up clean, be polite and have the money with you. Just do it. It’ll be fun.

[Punterperson1971]

You showed up quite quickly didn't you? Suggest you give poor old Klee an introductory discount so you can both happily go fuck each other.
Klee - some advice: Don't forget to treat her with respect and please leave a review.

Maybe she/he is switching between accounts.

[Olivia Cardiff]

Maybe she/he is switching between accounts.

It's not me!  I've been reading here long enough to know what kind of negativity this type of post creates so why on earth would I open myself up to that. 

And not to be too paranoid, I actually thought when I saw it that it was someone who perhaps would like you to think it was me to create some negativity!  Who knows! 

[Steelworker]

It's not me!  I've been reading here long enough to know what kind of negativity this type of post creates so why on earth would I open myself up to that. 

And not to be too paranoid, I actually thought when I saw it that it was someone who perhaps would like you to think it was me to create some negativity!  Who knows!

Be tender with him if he books 

[James999]

It's not me!  I've been reading here long enough to know what kind of negativity this type of post creates so why on earth would I open myself up to that. 

And not to be too paranoid, I actually thought when I saw it that it was someone who perhaps would like you to think it was me to create some negativity!  Who knows!

Well you obviously don't (or so you say) spunds like the phones a bit dusty 

[Happyjose]

Is everyone on this forum this intolerable? I've asked for genuine advice and all I've had so far are smarmy, know it all comments.
So because I'm new and dont understand how things work I should just give up? Doesnt that defeat the object of being new to something?

There's an expectation that you will be motivated enough to do your own research, including finding the answers to some of the questions you've already asked

If you had, you would have easily found this in the 2.5 years you have been a member: External Link/Members Only

This isn't the place to spoon-feed fools, so maybe up your game?

[Punterperson1971]

Be tender with him if he books 

Yeah treat him right.
 

[Olivia Cardiff]

Be tender with him if he books 

I'll be on my best behaviour 

Well you obviously don't (or so you say) spunds like the phones a bit dusty 

I can only says it's not, there's no way I can prove otherwise so not a lot I can do there really. 

[Punterperson1971]

There's an expectation that you will be motivated enough to do your own research, including finding the answers to some of the questions you've already asked

If you had, you would have easily found this in the 2.5 years you have been a member: External Link/Members Only

This isn't the place to spoon-feed fools, so maybe up your game?

Well said....I think the op is a bit simple,he’s obviously been here long enough to know how it works and we can only take his word that he hasn’t punted yet.

[Mil 34]

A bit too much of a coincidence if you ask me.
Hello Olivia on both profiles

[Olivia Cardiff]

A bit too much of a coincidence if you ask me.
Hello Olivia on both profiles

Not getting what the coincidence is? 

I'm sure it can be checked somehow.  I have absolutely no reason whatsoever to make a post like that, and like I said I can only say it wasn't me.  Really not my style! However, personally I don't think it's a guy!

[Punterperson1971]

Not getting what the coincidence is? 

I'm sure it can be checked somehow.  I have absolutely no reason whatsoever to make a post like that, and like I said I can only say it wasn't me.  Really not my style! However, personally I don't think it's a guy!

Strange you come on after he posted asking about you .

[Mil 34]

Not getting what the coincidence is? 

I'm sure it can be checked somehow.  I have absolutely no reason whatsoever to make a post like that, and like I said I can only say it wasn't me.  Really not my style! However, personally I don't think it's a guy!

Yes it can be checked, if your using the same ip address then you will be found out.
But your probably too smart for that, or not as many others have found out by getting banned.
Now my dilemma is do report you, or leave it to someone else. You might think I have a vendetta against you, which isn’t true.
Your just not my type

[Grumpy Pumpy]

OP, if you want to see Olivia, just book her. There is plenty of info on here.

If you want someone who has been reviewed more recently, than there are plenty in the review section.

And if you want advice on how to act as a newbie there are tons of threads about that. Just search for them.

And if none of the above works for you, just leave us all alone

[Steelworker]

OP, if you want to see Olivia, just book her. There is plenty of info on here.

If you want someone who has been reviewed more recently, than there are plenty in the review section.

And if you want advice on how to act as a newbie there are tons of threads about that. Just search for them.

And if none of the above works for you, just leave us all alone

  

[Fuzzyduck]

Now my dilemma is do report you, or leave it to someone else.

To be fair, i’m not sure Olivia has done anything wrong so reporting her might be seen as personal. She’s probably right, mind - OP is indeed someone else - but a friend posting on her behalf isn’t a far-fatched idea.

Even though she’s getting free advertising from all this, the whole thread damages her reputation IMO.

[Olivia Cardiff]

Strange you come on after he posted asking about you .

When else would I have come on?  If I hadn't been accused of it being me I wouldn't have come on!

Yes it can be checked, if your using the same ip address then you will be found out.
But your probably too smart for that, or not as many others have found out by getting banned.
Now my dilemma is do report you, or leave it to someone else. You might think I have a vendetta against you, which isn’t true.
Your just not my type

Report me for what?  Not being your type? 

All I have said is that person is not me and it is NOT me.

I will be the first to admit that yes it does look that way and when I saw it this morning I actually said to someone that it looks like I've written that, and I also said let's wait for all the negative comments!  And funnily enough I also said yours would be the first negative one, which isn't a dig Its just  funny and did make me laugh. 

I don't have the time or inclination to switch between two personas for no reason.  If i did I would check myself in to the nearest nut house as i would clearly be going loopy!

[Mil 34]

When else would I have come on?  If I hadn't been accused of it being me I wouldn't have come on!

Report me for what?  Not being your type? 

All I have said is that person is not me and it is NOT me.

I will be the first to admit that yes it does look that way and when I saw it this morning I actually said to someone that it looks like I've written that, and I also said let's wait for all the negative comments!  And funnily enough I also said yours would be the first negative one, which isn't a dig Its just  funny and did make me laugh. 

I don't have the time or inclination to switch between two personas for no reason.  If i did I would check myself in to the nearest nut house as i would clearly be going loopy!

I would need to report the op for posing as a punter, if I was going to report you.

I will leave it for someone else to do it, it does look awfully suspicious though.

To many coincidences to just be a random poster in my opinion.
But you couldn’t see any earlier yet now you can see how people would think it is.
 

[kleeklee]

All I wanted was some friendly advice on something I've been tinking about for a long time.
Here to get laid, just like everyone else.
Have an admin message me or whatever the process is for to prove legitimacy.
Just want to get laid, guys.

[Bonio]

Hey all, I've been contemplating punting for a few years but have never actually mustered the courage to go through with it.
I'm keen to book Olivia. External Link/Members Only
Has anyone visited Olivia recently and would love some newbie advice; what to expect, how to act etc.
Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

The tone of your post and subsequent replies would suggest that you aren't really a 'newbie'. You could be the SP herself, a friend, a client or someone that has previously been banned. The one thing you are definitely is a waste of other people's time.

Go fuck a hooker and report back. You'll get more useful info back from everyone then. And grow thicker skin.

[Punterperson1971]

The tone of your post and subsequent replies would suggest that you aren't really a 'newbie'. You could be the SP herself, a friend, a client or someone that has previously been banned. The one thing you are definitely is a waste of other people's time.

Go fuck a hooker and report back. You'll get more useful info back from everyone then. And grow thicker skin.

And it seems strange that you’re asking questions about her then all of a sudden she pops up,have you contacted her to warn her or is it someone else doing it,because someone contacted her.

[Olivia Cardiff]

And it seems strange that you’re asking questions about her then all of a sudden she pops up,have you contacted her to warn her or is it someone else doing it,because someone contacted her.

I only popped up because I was accused of being the poster! Nobody warned me, nobody contacted me, I read it myself this morning and I would not have posted had I not been accused. 

The only reason I have an account in the first place is because I was threatened with a negative on here as I refused to see someone so I opened an account at that time in order to defend myself
 should the need have arisen! People having opinions is one thing but making things up is another.

[Punterperson1971]

I only popped up because I was accused of being the poster! Nobody warned me, nobody contacted me, I read it myself this morning and I would not have posted had I not been accused. 

The only reason I have an account in the first place is because I was threatened with a negative on here as I refused to see someone so I opened an account at that time in order to defend myself
 should the need have arisen! People having opinions is one thing but making things up is another.

Seems strange you just popped up too much of a coincidence

[Olivia Cardiff]

Seems strange you just popped up too much of a coincidence

  I don't get it?  Surely I'd have been better to post on something else if I wanted to 'tout' myself! Rather than make up a post about myself knowing that there would be negativity. 

Again, as I've said it's not me and if you knew me you'd know it wasn't me.  I can't say much else really!  I'm sure it will get checked out and I'll be exonerated of this henious crime 

[Olivia Cardiff]

And to be honest if I was going to be so stupid I wouldn't make a insignificant post!  I'd give myself the hottest 5 star review that a woman of my tender years could possibly get 

[Punterperson1971]

And to be honest if I was going to be so stupid I wouldn't make a insignificant post!  I'd give myself the hottest 5 star review that a woman of my tender years could possibly get 

Nah not buying it someone told you about this thread.

[James999]

not a lot I can do there really.

As suggested above, take your REAL age from your rate and your phone should start ringing 

[NigelF]

I know WGs often tout themselves in this way and I know there are a shocking number of examples of well reviewed girls (who really shouldn't care by now) who have done it (especially when there's been no recent mention of them on here) but even though most WGs are thick enough to have made a post like the OP, I still I think it's more likely that he's just an idiot who spends too much time worrying etc.

Olivia joined this site in July 2018 and the OP joined in August 2016. His first post was the following month, it was dumb and it potentially touted not just Olivia but also competitor (Welsh Kandice). He then waited a whopping two and a half years to subtly tout again, with yet another dumb question.

Her posts seem fairly intelligent (or at least better than most WGs who post on here although that's obviously a very low standard) and if she's actually pretending to be the daft OP then it really is some excessively convoluted deception for such little gain.

Anyway, I've reported the OP for admin to check him against Olivia although as has been pointed out she might not be daft enough to use the same IP or whatever but again if she knows to do that then she should know not to post like the OP. 

All I wanted was some friendly advice on something I've been tinking about for a long time.
Here to get laid, just like everyone else.
Have an admin message me or whatever the process is for to prove legitimacy.
Just want to get laid, guys.

Regardless of them not being recent, if the 17 reviews aren't enough for you to make up your mind then you don't deserve to get laid. If you really want, do a search for her AW link to check for recent comments about her in the discussion section (sometimes there's reviews there too although they're more likely to be dodgy as they'll be from banned members).

Please also follow this excellent advice:

OP, if you want to see Olivia, just book her. There is plenty of info on here.

If you want someone who has been reviewed more recently, than there are plenty in the review section.

And if you want advice on how to act as a newbie there are tons of threads about that. Just search for them.

And if none of the above works for you, just leave us all alone

But you couldn’t see any earlier yet now you can see how people would think it is.
 

To be fair, her first post in this thread was:

Not like you to have a dig at me   

However, I understand your thinking as if I wasn't me I would think it was me too! 

I'd like to think I'm not that stupid.   

[Trapperjohn]

I don't have the time or inclination to switch between two personas for no reason.  If i did I would check myself in to the nearest nut house as i would clearly be going loopy!

That would be a first on this forum. Oh, hang on, on second thoughts ...

[Grumpy Pumpy]

I tend to agree that Olivia is not behind this. But my advice to her would be to stop responding - tempting as I'm sure it is.

By now, pretty much everyone has made up their mind, one way or the other. Nothing more that she writes will change those views

[Olivia Cardiff]

I tend to agree that Olivia is not behind this. But my advice to her would be to stop responding - tempting as I'm sure it is.

By now, pretty much everyone has made up their mind, one way or the other. Nothing more that she writes will change those views

Agreed!  I just needed to get my point across.

Contrary to belief not every WG wants acknowledgement on here even if it's positive! Me being one of them.  Sadly, even a positive review sometimes ends up with some negative comment on it as we aren't always someone's 'type', and that negative comment can outweigh the positive and can be soul destroying! Hence, it's better for the mind and confidence not to get mentioned at all, well for me anyway.  Therefore, I would certainly not go out of my way to draw attention to myself . 

Now I'm off to polish my phone 

[NigelF]

Contrary to belief not every WG wants acknowledgement on here even if it's positive! Me being one of them.  Sadly, even a positive review sometimes ends up with some negative comment on it as we aren't always someone's 'type', and that negative comment can outweigh the positive and can be soul destroying! Hence, it's better for the mind and confidence not to get mentioned at all, well for me anyway. 

Tough. This site isn't for the benefit of you, it's for punters and it's vital that they do say something and are totally honest and accurate, regardless of how the WG might take it.

There's no reason you should expect everyone to find you their "type" and for them all not to say anything so you shouldn't be upset by it. You really should stop focusing on such relatively small negative points. Of course you should learn and improve from them if you can but otherwise you should just be happy with your very good review record.

If you really care so much you should just stop reading this site. Assuming you've been honest so far, you're clearly a fairly prolific lurker given the insights you've shown in your previous posts and the fact that you just happened to stumble upon this topic so soon after it was posted.

[Olivia Cardiff]

Tough. This site isn't for the benefit of you, it's for punters and it's vital that they do say something and are totally honest and accurate, regardless of how the WG might take it.

There's no reason you should expect everyone to find you their "type" and for them all not to say anything so you shouldn't be upset by it. You really should stop focusing on such relatively small negative points. Of course you should learn and improve from them if you can but otherwise you should just be happy with your very good review record.

If you really care so much you should just stop reading this site. Assuming you've been honest so far, you're clearly a fairly prolific lurker given the insights you've shown in your previous posts and the fact that you just happened to stumble upon this topic so soon after it was posted.

I'm really not disputing what the site is for.  And I'm totally aware of the fact that my sentiments regarding it would be totally irrelevant and that's ok, it's your playpen not mine.   But if something is not true then surely it should be made aware that it's not.  My last statement was wholly to reiterate, with my reasoning, as to why the initial poster was not me or anything to do with me.  As Grumpy said, people have probably already made up their minds by now so not a lot more I can do.  So I will sit on my hands and do my best to leave it at that 

[Punterperson1971]

I'm really not disputing what the site is for.  And I'm totally aware of the fact that my sentiments regarding it would be totally irrelevant and that's ok, it's your playpen not mine.   But if something is not true then surely it should be made aware that it's not.  My last statement was wholly to reiterate, with my reasoning, as to why the initial poster was not me or anything to do with me.  As Grumpy said, people have probably already made up their minds by now so not a lot more I can do.  So I will sit on my hands and do my best to leave it at that 

Bet you can’t sit on your hands and not reply.