Magic~Massage - Croydon

[pewpewpew]

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£65 1 hour sexy massage. Wouldn't call it magical though

See on her profile that she's moved but I saw her about 2 months ago in a quiet street in Croydon. Small flat. Shower working, flat clean enough, speaks passable English etc

She kind of looks like her photos but she's older and fatter. I'd put her into frumpy milf category. Definitely the same girl as in her profile photos but they are not recent by a long way. Massive tits which I did enjoy.

I undressed and lay on the bed as she warmed up about 20 litres of oil. The bed had a kind of plastic sheet on it to stop the oil soaking into the bed I guess. Not uncomfortable though.

Massage begins. Poured a shit ton of warm oil on my back and rubbed it around a bit before beginning the massage proper. Not a bad massage. Firm ish, starting at the neck, shoulders, back, legs etc. Bit of a play with my nuts but not enough. Kept going head to toe, with a bit of nut play, then repeat, adding a bit more oil each time. I suppose it's her routine.

She eventually stripped off and after more oil, rubbed those massive bangers over me. Just the thought of those tits on my back nearly made me poke a hole in the bed, but I did feel her stubbly pussy scratching away at my legs which was not that great. This went on for a few minutes then back to more massage (after more oil of course). She kept flitting between massage and b2b but more b2b would have been nicer. At one point she was rubbing her tit in my arse crack which was amazing but the whole thing just felt a bit half arsed.

Eventually turned over and she sat between my legs and put another load of oil on my front. Quick massage of my chest and legs then she put MORE OIL on the old boy and gave me a quick titjob before moving on to quite a nice handjob, all the while holding my dick between her tits. She let me play with her tits which was superb and I squeezed them together as she was walking me between them kind of giving me a hybrid tit/handjob. This was fantastic and wasn't long before I covered those tits quite explosively.

Quick clean up, quick shower. I was out of there

I originally wrote this as a neutral but all in all I'm giving it a low positive. I did enjoy it for the most part and the ending was really great but just to summarise the negatives:

Older than profile suggests
Fatter than profile suggests
Stubbly scratchy fanny
Bit mechanical

Would I return? Yes

[Pablo_Escobar]

So i see her technique hasn't changed one bit........

It's the amount of oil she pours onto you that put me off... lovely rack as you say and indeed... much older than her photos. If she's just use 75% less oil, i think it would improve the whole experience by more than 50%.


Last time i saw her, i managed to finger her gently while she had my knob between those massive tits... and she didnt mind. But i haven't been back.

[ampithestud1]

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£65 1 hour sexy massage. Wouldn't call it magical though

See on her profile that she's moved but I saw her about 2 months ago in a quiet street in Croydon. Small flat. Shower working, flat clean enough, speaks passable English etc

She kind of looks like her photos but she's older and fatter. I'd put her into frumpy milf category. Definitely the same girl as in her profile photos but they are not recent by a long way. Massive tits which I did enjoy.

I undressed and lay on the bed as she warmed up about 20 litres of oil. The bed had a kind of plastic sheet on it to stop the oil soaking into the bed I guess. Not uncomfortable though.

Massage begins. Poured a shit ton of warm oil on my back and rubbed it around a bit before beginning the massage proper. Not a bad massage. Firm ish, starting at the neck, shoulders, back, legs etc. Bit of a play with my nuts but not enough. Kept going head to toe, with a bit of nut play, then repeat, adding a bit more oil each time. I suppose it's her routine.

She eventually stripped off and after more oil, rubbed those massive bangers over me. Just the thought of those tits on my back nearly made me poke a hole in the bed, but I did feel her stubbly pussy scratching away at my legs which was not that great. This went on for a few minutes then back to more massage (after more oil of course). She kept flitting between massage and b2b but more b2b would have been nicer. At one point she was rubbing her tit in my arse crack which was amazing but the whole thing just felt a bit half arsed.

Eventually turned over and she sat between my legs and put another load of oil on my front. Quick massage of my chest and legs then she put MORE OIL on the old boy and gave me a quick titjob before moving on to quite a nice handjob, all the while holding my dick between her tits. She let me play with her tits which was superb and I squeezed them together as she was walking me between them kind of giving me a hybrid tit/handjob. This was fantastic and wasn't long before I covered those tits quite explosively.

Quick clean up, quick shower. I was out of there

I originally wrote this as a neutral but all in all I'm giving it a low positive. I did enjoy it for the most part and the ending was really great but just to summarise the negatives:

Older than profile suggests
Fatter than profile suggests
Stubbly scratchy fanny
Bit mechanical

Would I return? Yes

Thanks for the review. I’ve sat on the fence with this one for a while becuase of the 2 neutrals and the gibberish on her AW profile which includes doing ‘circular motion like a snake’.... 

Can I ask a little bit more about the tits - how big, natural or fake, do they sag or stay firm? I really would like to have a suck and play with them but don’t want to be drinking all that oil...

[pewpewpew]

No idea how big they are. I'm not one for guessing sizes but they were quite sizeable. I'm guessing they were natural as they had that natural sag that large boobs have, not overly saggy but definitely not like a brand new pair of bolt ons.

I believe that if you like big fake tits you'll be disappointed. If you like big natural tits you'll enjoy.

As always this is only my opinion. I make no guarantees YMMV etc

[ampithestud1]

No idea how big they are. I'm not one for guessing sizes but they were quite sizeable. I'm guessing they were natural as they had that natural sag that large boobs have, not overly saggy but definitely not like a brand new pair of bolt ons.

I believe that if you like big fake tits you'll be disappointed. If you like big natural tits you'll enjoy.

As always this is only my opinion. I make no guarantees YMMV etc

Thanks for that. I’m very much a big natural tits guy, in fact I hate fake tits so sounds like I will enjoy hers. Contacted her yesterday but she wasn’t available until Saturday. Hopefully I’ll be able to see her next week and report back.