S_O_P_H_I_A - Glasgow

[Redbull4]

S_O_P_H_I_A
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Rating: This could be all three. She is a good escort once she gets going but getting there is an uphill struggle at times. If she toned it down a bit she would be good. As no one wants to hear some of the things she speaks about.

Time/Duration: 30 minutes at £80. 60 minutes at £130-150. Her price list is constantly changing. Seen multiple times.

Coms: All done via text and calls. You have to phone her prior to entering block of flats to get the numbers for the keypads.

Location: G5 postcode, shadow of Kingston bridge.

Service Provided: GFE, OWO, RO, FK, Sex - various/multiple positions.

Sophia/Meet: Was late and normally is late by about 10 minutes. Need to phone for buzzer/door key numbers. The flat is modern and quite nice. Shower taken. Sophia is always immaculate in her presentation. Her OWO is incredible.

But to get to this point you do have to listen to some amount of shite. I’ve had lessons/being talked at on what other punters do wrong and problems she has with other clients (what this has to do with me I’ve no idea). Her business strategy. A punting 101 on the history of punting in Glasgow, the influence of EE and Escorts from down south. And finally a tutorial about the future of punting in the country.

Absolutely unhinged this one, but an amazing fuck once she gets going. Just got to weigh up the pros/cons of listening to her shite to getting down to it.
Just be carefully you don’t do anything slightly wrong during the booking or she starts a melt down and it becomes awkward as fuck.

Return: Maybe, more a plan C than anything else. She would be good if she just kept quiet throughout the meet.

[BaronVonProdger]

Just be carefully you don’t do anything slightly wrong during the booking or she starts a melt down and it becomes awkward as fuck.

Could you elaborate on what kind of things might set her off, so I know what not to do.
 

[Redbull4]

By that I meant when she is going on about other punters or other escorts it’s best to agree with what she is saying even if it’s wrong as she just gets more hyped into the conversation.

She is one of them where she is right and you are always wrong.

Once told her that I liked her hair and it was nice then she went off on one about how I was trying to distracted myself from cumming. It was actually to help me cum and her rant put me right off.

Also you have to look really interested in what she is saying or she moans that your distracted and aren’t focused on what’s happening, a negative of other punters apparently. But I drift into space in random moments if left unattended for to long I.e about two minutes.

[Redbull4]

Case point - read her blog post. Shame that she experienced time wasters that is shit all round for any escort and I actually feel for them when people do this. We punters don’t like it either (being ghosted or double booked) so level playing field.

[BaronVonProdger]

By that I meant when she is going on about other punters or other escorts it’s best to agree with what she is saying even if it’s wrong as she just gets more hyped into the conversation.

She is one of them where she is right and you are always wrong.

Once told her that I liked her hair and it was nice then she went off on one about how I was trying to distracted myself from cumming. It was actually to help me cum and her rant put me right off.

Also you have to look really interested in what she is saying or she moans that your distracted and aren’t focused on what’s happening, a negative of other punters apparently. But I drift into space in random moments if left unattended for to long I.e about two minutes.

So what you mean is, she behaves just like every other women on earth.

Ive heard a lot about her being abit crazy, maybe a can't be arsed with all that crap.

[Redbull4]

So what you mean is, she behaves just like every other women on earth.

Ive heard a lot about her being abit crazy, maybe a can't be arsed with all that crap.

I’ve not had any other escort rant about other clients. The odd comments about there being a lot of time wasters or flakes but not ranting about it.

I’m paying for sex not a rant.

If I wanted to be ranted at I’d phone one of my sisters up 

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Now updated her profile and blog.

She wants deposits for 1 hour booking. Never a good way forward but I get her point if arseholes waste her time (kinda)

[Jock D]

Now updated her profile and blog.

She wants deposits for 1 hour booking. Never a good way forward but I get her point if arseholes waste her time (kinda)

  The second blog...about this review and the OP...is comedy gold 

[Name Not Found]

The second blog...about this review and the OP is comedy gold 

To be honest, it sounds to me like she's not mentally strong enough to be in the business. Might be better off stacking shelves in Tesco.

[Davey Dykes]

Isn't this the one who's thrown a wobbly or 2 in the past, Kendra or something like that on a previous profile?

*Edit - just clicked on her history, seems I was right enough. *

[rocktheknight]

She seems like a bit of a psycho, had her on the go for a while but after this review and reading the subsequent blog post I doubt I’ll be bothering to go anywhere near her now, pretty sure as it’s been said here before she’s no cut out for this game and might be time she considered hanging up her thing before another flake out damages her already damaged reputation anymore

[fedor]

I've been on the the wrong end of one of her rants. I left work one evening and asked if she was available. She replied yes what time? I said well I have just finished work so I am free now. She then went into full rant mode about never been free "now" and basically telling me how much of a cunt i was.

I messaged back and apologised, as to be fair she did have point, and I explained what I meant was that am am now free and could meet up whenever she was free. I then got a torrent of abuse over about 3-4 messages explaining to me how much of a cunt I am. 

[Astarter]

This is a great insight. She's been on my HL for a while. Doesn't mean to say I 100% would have ever met her but if they are on my HL it means I'm at least interested. Based on this thread she goes right off. Thanks OP.

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Hey guys. You are totally right about this one and all she goes on about is every other client she has met. Seems to have a rant everytime. She isn`t cheap but wastes around 20 minutes going into shit unrelated to the job in hand. This is 20 minutes of the 30 minute booking. I have met her twice but will not be wasting anymore money on a third visit. I don`t think I have even seen a hint of a smile. She expects you to listen to her madcap stuff. I have been visiting escorts for over 5 years but not come across such a difficult woman. She makes it awkward over the smallest thing. I tried to touch her arm while she was ranting but actually pushed my hand away. You would think she was paying us the way she acts.

Her appearance is ok but goes a bit mad with the eyelashes and hair. Don`t get the DVD shit as would prefer some music. At times it seems like a counselling session where you have to listen to her bullshit and agree like you are interested. I am only paying a 100 bucks to fuck her but you do lose the will to live when all you want to do is get on with it. She changes her prices and profile on a hourly basis. One day she had an offer of 30 mins at £80 but the very next day it was back to the ton. She states that she loves the 15 minute quickie but then it`s no longer available. If you think about it you are actually getting less in the 30 minutes than the 15 mins as you are listening to her shite. Then her likes list is so short you don`t get to do anything as your time is over. On both occasions she was running around 15/20 minutes late. She is the only escort who I have experienced this with. She also has a step by step method on what to do. Wit in the car for a text. Phone when outside the building which is so close to motorway and bloody noisy.

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Sorry pressed the wrong button. Where was I? Yes, the noisy area and then you have to phone when at front door for a code, then another code which is a bunch of numbers and letters. Then you have to get your map out to find the silly place. A bloody maze. Noticed that she wore the same bra and knickers on both occasions and the same heels. Don`t think she invests in her lingerie, just the same shite over and over. It`s actually appealing when a girl looks different the next time. No frills with this one.

Her flat is clean but you do have to obey her orders like taking shoes off in lobby and then stands over you when getting changed which was pretty unpleasant. Comes and goes from bedroom and fiddles with DVD player all too often. I had a wash before meeting her but insisted that I would get no OWO unless I showered. I had no choice. She then talked me to sleep. I would prefer to get the action out of the way and then chat. This is the norm when I have met any girls. Even the EE girls know what a guy wants. The other thing to note is that she decides when the action is to begin. OWO is not the best but she is a good fuck. Moans a little too much which can feel a little fake. She does try and get you to cum as quickly as possible by thrusting herself towards you. A total control freak in my opinion and to be really honest I would say to avoid this one. Too expensive, too predictable and too much of an effort required. 

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Just read her blog. Totally fucked up. Never read such hideous hypocrisy. I think she hates men full stop but is ok when the money is coming her way. Why would anyone write this garbage about a punter unless they had a screw loose. Can I ask all you guys whether you have to have compatibility when screwing a call girl? I thought it was all about the bucks. So much bloody baggage with this woman and now I will probably have to read about myself tomorrow morning on her latest blog. Seems to have too much time on her hands.

I don`t see the deposits blog there now. I take it that it didn't work. Please get this lassie some help before she ends up locked up for crimes to men.

Can someone let me know if I am in the wrong.

[NigelF]

Can I ask all you guys whether you have to have compatibility when screwing a call girl? I thought it was all about the bucks.

It depends what you mean by "compatibility" but basically I don't think it's particularly important, particularly if the WG is genuinely good (the best WGs are able to please almost everyone, at least enough to have impeccable review records on here). However inn terms of having a good punt, it's not just all about the bucks - hygiene, punctuality and politeness are all important. I also think it helps to be at least somewhat easy going and tolerant (just like the OP is judging from this review thread) but still being firm when necessary (e.g. to prevent the WG from failing to deliver what was agreed to or taking the piss). 

Can someone let me know if I am in the wrong.

You're not wrong. However, you definitely should post what you've said in your first two posts as your own full review. See the summary of this for some handy tips:
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Anyway, her blog is absolutely hilarious. She's clearly deranged and she's also an obvious liar (or crazy enough to genuinely believe her own warped view) given how bad she's made out the OP and fedor to be, despite their posts being patently balanced, fair and reasonable. People with an axe to grind would've said much worse.

[Micky5633]

I have been interested in seeing her many times. Had very minor back and forth on UKE while she was on it, wouldn't call it arguing but certainly disagreeing. I usually like to confirm a booking via AW messages before texting or calling, I have received many a long rant by her for this approach. To be fair it is partly my fault, I should never have messaged her again but she does look right up my street looks wise, and being a boobs man I have heard they are a treat.

In the end she basically decided we were not compatible mainly because she had reviewed my feedback and some you could argue are more on the PSE threshold. I don't think she understands the concept of sometimes you might be in the mood for GFE and other times PSE, if we were constantly vanilla there would be not much reason to take up this hobby.

Last comms basically confirmed I would block her so I no longer see her in my search results and I resist the urge of messaging her. Shame as would love to fuck her but to be fair all the signs say I have dodged a bullet.

[BaronVonProdger]

A proper wobbler is being thrown on her blog, a still want to see her because she looks fucking gorgeous, but its the walking on eggshells bit am worried about, a want to just be able to relax in her company, and enjoy her body without having to think that the slightest thing ill say will be twisted out of context.

She also has dropped the 15min appointments from her profile, and that was the whole reason I was interested.

[Jock D]

Can I ask all you guys whether you have to have compatibility when screwing a call girl?


Can someone let me know if I am in the wrong.

If you're not actually a flakey hoor yourself...you're doing a really convincing impression of one.

[HONKY TONK MAN]

MICKEY 5633 - She is pretty attractive but her boobs are fake which is not stated on her profile. TBH think she is a robot who is programmed to kill every man on the planet. She is seriously on the Planet of the Gripes. I would look elsewhere unless you can put up walking on eggshells. Think I will review her as mentioned.

[seeker]

Shes just  Whore monal 

Just read her blog ... as a punter its fucking hilarious 
I've met her twice over a few years  both times the action was Good ,straight down to action after a shower  .
BUT
I was looking for a booking and messaged her asking what she was charging for 1/2 hour ,
And got back maybe five long  message rants blah blah blah (her life story so far  ) 
Shes now on the black list ,I'd feel embarrassed seeing her now.
Its telling that not one punter has come on and said anything substantialy positive , Her behaviour also attracts all the timewasters weirdos and guys just trying to wind her up
 she's a nice girl imo  but I think she thinks punters actually care when all they are there to do is get sucked off and Fuck .

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Too right. All this shit attracts the timewasters and she doesn't get it ….more fool her. I can`t be arsed with her anymore. Time to find a proper girl who gives a good service at a relatively good price. Loads to choose from

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Can`t believe what I have just read. She claims it`s a witch hunt against her. For fucks sake what is she on about. If she treats people with contempt what do you expect? I didn`t have a problem with taking shoes off...….read back and please someone stick up for me. A "dream " carpet. It was cream and fucking old looking with stains all over it. There was a DVD player or laptop playing a film. Stop lying and making out I have got all this wrong. Same shite bra and knickers. Shoes were the same with a red sole. £10 from Primark at best.

I haven't even had any bust up with this girl. Things were pleasant from my side and I didn`t want to upset the hooker. I have posted a message on here as I have the right to do so. I aint dancing to her tune as she mentions throughout her recent blogs.

FYI - Not one thing I have said is a lie of any sort and I don`t get why she has reacted the way she has. I have a right of reply. And once again I haven't been told to stay away. I have decided to spend hard earned cash elsewhere. WTF

[Happyjose]

Her behaviour also attracts all the timewasters weirdos and guys just trying to wind her up

and puts decent punters off.

and so it will continue...

[Courtney]

If you're not actually a flakey hoor yourself...you're doing a really convincing impression of one.

....yeah. I’m starting to think he is previously banned “STEPHEN ANDERSON” ...he also posted like a pro$$ie. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165369.msg1773880#msg1773880

[Happyjose]

Any more of this shite though and I will be taking it further

The above, from her blog post today, is a clear threat.

Members should exercise extreme caution with this prossie

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[HONKY TONK MAN]

She just can`t take the truth. Can so many guys be wrong about her? We all have an axe to grind. Don`t think she gets too many repeat clients just through her bad attitude. She claims if I have had a shitty day...….which is fuckin everyday.

[DaVINCI]

I remember this SP having previous meltdown's on UKE and here  . Her only platform is now through AW Blog to spout her drivel,    why anybody would contemplate seeing this SP
beats me.

[scutty brown]

no photos on that profile - were there any before? Or has she zapped them?

[oldboy73]

no photos on that profile - were there any before? Or has she zapped them?

She's talen them down in the last 15 minutes, I was reading her blog rants then and they were definitely up then!!

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Yeah photos have been taken down and she now says she will only see those she has met before...…..we are the fuckers who don`t want to see her as she is no right in the heed. What a slut

[Happyjose]

What a slut

Ranting prossie aside, comments like this don't help your credibility

[HONKY TONK MAN]

If you say so...….never knew it`s about credibility. Honesty is the only policy rather than say some shite which makes you and her feel better. I know she is pimped out....so are you the MAN?

[Happyjose]

If you say so...….never knew it`s about credibility. Honesty is the only policy rather than say some shite which makes you and her feel better. I know she is pimped out....so are you the MAN?

No special status here, I'm just like you, subject to the same rules.

But from experience, when a member seems overly angry about a prossie experience, and uses terms such as slut, there's often more to it than meets the eye

Time will tell

Edit: Just realised you're accusing me of being her pimp. No only is that at odds with what I have contributed to this thread, but it further confirms my doubts so far

[HONKY TONK MAN]

No special status here, I'm just like you, subject to the same rules.

But from experience, when a member seems overly angry about a prossie experience, and uses terms such as slut, there's often more to it than meets the eye

Time will tell


I don't know if you have met her. If not I would take a leap in her world and then come back to me. I left an honest review. Never called her names or anything of the sort. I don`t think she even knows who I am. The experience was not good so I decided to air my views. Nothing malicious whatsoever. Then I read her Blog which is attacking me personally. What am I supposed to say? I having nothing against this girl but no reason to bad mouth me in another rant. She has made comments which are not justified.

P.S. Could you please point out what I did wrong in my review? I say again that I never made any disparaging remarks which have led her to attack me. She is out of order. I have even said that you guys should judge for yourselves whether she is worth a visit. In my opinion ands experience she wasn`t. That is all I have said and a bit cheesed off as I was polite, pleasant and well mannered at all times when with her/ I never put a foot wrong as I knew what others had been saying about her but still took the plunge which was obviously a mistake on my part and times that by 2. I feel that I am now ranting......it`s contagious.

[Happyjose]

No special status here, I'm just like you, subject to the same rules.

But from experience, when a member seems overly angry about a prossie experience, and uses terms such as slut, there's often more to it than meets the eye

Time will tell


I don't know if you have met her. If not I would take a leap in her world and then come back to me. I left an honest review. Never called her names or anything of the sort. I don`t think she even knows who I am. The experience was not good so I decided to air my views. Nothing malicious whatsoever. Then I read her Blog which is attacking me personally. What am I supposed to say? I having nothing against this girl but no reason to bad mouth me in another rant. She has made comments which are not justified.

P.S. Could you please point out what I did wrong in my review? I say again that I never made any disparaging remarks which have led her to attack me. She is out of order. I have even said that you guys should judge for yourselves whether she is worth a visit. In my opinion ands experience she wasn`t. That is all I have said and a bit cheesed off as I was polite, pleasant and well mannered at all times when with her/ I never put a foot wrong as I knew what others had been saying about her but still took the plunge which was obviously a mistake on my part and times that by 2. I feel that I am now ranting......it`s contagious.

I have no interest in seeing her, she's been a car crash for pretty much as long as I remember.

I never mentioned your review, read reply #32

I agree she's out of order, but my point stands

and learn to use the quote function

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Don`t know how to use the quote function. You were defending her for no apparent reason then you say she is a car crash. Maybe you should read my review and then her blog. Easy to be calm when you haven`t been attacked.

[Micky5633]

I got a special mention in the blog!

She makes it out as if I had been messaging her daily for years. I'll admit to using a work mobile for punts, not ideal I know, so I always try message the girl on AW and let them know the day I want to meet. She didn't like this approach which is fair enough I suppose.

In terms of PSE WGs I think out of all my AW feedback 5 max could be classed as PSE. I think the fact there is a certain WG on my feedback that she has had run ins with is the real issue.

I actually prefer GFE bookings and the majority of my PSE style punts I have been more timid than most! I think once she has her opinion of someone then that's your card marked.

At least she admitted I was very polite 

[Happyjose]

Don`t know how to use the quote function. You were defending her for no apparent reason then you say she is a car crash. Maybe you should read my review and then her blog. Easy to be calm when you haven`t been attacked.

I haven't defended her. I have done the opposite. Point out where I have.

To help you, read the below, and try and comprehend the first three words

Ranting prossie aside, comments like this don't help your credibility

You have completely misunderstood my posts, then you have gone off on one, spouting unsubstantiated garbage

Is this indicative of your general behaviour? No idea, but again, it doesn't help your credibility

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[HONKY TONK MAN]

I got a special mention in the blog!

She makes it out as if I had been messaging her daily for years. I'll admit to using a work mobile for punts, not ideal I know, so I always try message the girl on AW and let them know the day I want to meet. She didn't like this approach which is fair enough I suppose.

In terms of PSE WGs I think out of all my AW feedback 5 max could be classed as PSE. I think the fact there is a certain WG on my feedback that she has had run ins with is the real issue.

I actually prefer GFE bookings and the majority of my PSE style punts I have been more timid than most! I think once she has her opinion of someone then that's your card marked.

At least she admitted I was very polite 

Think she has just added this in a few minutes ago as when I read it this morning no mention of you. Maybe you will be welcome back after all as she seems to have lost many of her clients

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Think she has just added this in a few minutes ago as when I read it this morning no mention of you. Maybe you will be welcome back after all as she seems to have lost many of her clients
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Have you finished your bloody rant.....I think you are her in disguise.

[Happyjose]

Oh, you are a special kind of stupid 

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[HONKY TONK MAN]

I haven't defended her. I have done the opposite. Point out where I have.

To help you, read the below, and try and comprehend the first three words

You have completely misunderstood my posts, then you have gone off on one, spouting unsubstantiated garbage

Is this indicative of your general behaviour? No idea, but again, it doesn't help your credibility

.

I am so bored with you I sent a message to myself....just shows you are off putting. First time using any forum. I apologise for calling her a slut...….so prossie is less rude is it?

[HONKY TONK MAN]

Oh, you are a special kind of stupid 

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and you are an ignorant know it all. You have been on these forums for years I suppose. I must stress my first day and Iaint ashamed to say so. You obviously know all the ins and outs where as I am a novice and prefer to stay that way.

[BaronVonProdger]

Honky Tonk Man, did you just unzip your fly there, your arguing with yourself, or are you her, creating an argument with yourself.

[HONKY TONK MAN]

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Have you finished your bloody rant.....I think you are her in disguise.



Did you just unzip your fly there, your arguing with yourself, or are you her, creating an argument with yourself.

 

[Happyjose]

You're either completely thick or wilfully ignoring the points I have made, but it doesn't seem fair to keep responding.

Feels like I'm tasing a monkey because it won't fill in my tax return

[HONKY TONK MAN]

I admitted my mistake before you noticed it. A rookie error

[HONKY TONK MAN]

You're either completely thick or wilfully ignoring the points I have made, but it doesn't seem fair to keep responding.

Feels like I'm tasing a monkey because it won't fill in my tax return

You haven't made a valid point all morning. Just sticking up for your little Sophia. Plus I think you need to read back some of your crazy shit