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Author Topic: Hey - Fat Boy!  (Read 1962 times)

Offline maxxblue

Last year I was a Fat Boy!

Although I did some punting, I was somewhat self-conscious, especially when faced with a WG with a flat stomach and tight arse - I was almost relieved if the WG had a bit of a podgy tummy.

This year, after much effort and restraint, I am not a Fat Boy. I am not at all arrogant, but now, not only do I enjoy seeing my WG take her clothes off, but I also enjoy her watching me take my clothes off.

I'm hoping not to yo-yo and be a Fat Boy anytime soon, but my question is, is anyone else bothered about stripping off in front of a WG, or do you not give a monkey's? It would be good to hear the views of any WG's as well.

Offline Pauluk1

I'm not fat but far from perfect.  After I started punting I soon lost any self consciousness I had about my body.
If I was to want to get toned up, it would be for me, not to look good for a WG.

Offline billyjo

I've always had the opposite problem to fat boy.  I have been unable to gain weight since I was aged 15, regardless of what I eat.

Offline DaveMugabe

No

I am not bothered whether the prossie thinks I am attractive.  Most likely she wouldnt be attracted to me whatever my weight - she is doing it for the money

Offline maxxblue

I've always had the opposite problem to fat boy.  I have been unable to gain weight since I was aged 15, regardless of what I eat.

I suppose my question is, when you are with a WG, are you bothered?

Offline billyjo

I suppose my question is, when you are with a WG, are you bothered?

A little self conscious but once the money is handed over I've usually stripped off within 30 seconds and ready for action. 

Offline webpunter

I've always had the opposite problem to fat boy.  I have been unable to gain weight since I was aged 15, regardless of what I eat.

You lucky Alan B'stard ! Three possible reasons:  1/  did they call you tapeworm @ school ?, 2/ too much wanking or 3/ both 1 & 2

Offline billyjo

You lucky Alan B'stard ! Three possible reasons:  1/  did they call you tapeworm @ school ?, 2/ too much wanking or 3/ both 1 & 2

1.  No

2.  Depends what you call too much, besides what does wanking have to do with your weight?


I don't think I'm in bad condition for my age but If I was going to diet, weight train etc part of me would be spurred on by the thought that I might be a bit more pleasing to the eye.
When I first started punting I was a bit self conscious , but likened it to stripping off on the beach on holiday - there are a  thousand people better looking ,slimmer, younger ...but there are another thousand who are older, fatter and in my case, because I am SO handsome a lot uglier !!! :D

Thinking back to another discussion on here about our home sex lives, I took up weight training for a couple of years and got a reasonable physique.. did it improve the sex at home ?? ..like fuck it did ( although a few of her friends commented on my new image )


Offline billyjo

It turns you blind

Had an eye test at the opticians a couple of months ago, turns out I've got 20/20 vision.

Offline DaveMugabe

Had an eye test at the opticians a couple of months ago, turns out I've got 20/20 vision.
Obviusly not a wanker then  :cool:

Offline webpunter

1.  No

2.  Depends what you call too much, besides what does wanking have to do with your weight?

Was only joking.  1 - relates to donkeys old phrase & 2 - wanking = exercise
Wanking is like nerf bullets

Offline maxxblue

Was only joking.  1 - relates to donkeys old phrase & 2 - wanking = exercise
Wanking is like nerf bullets

What are nerf bullets?

Offline DaveMugabe

nerf bullets are soft foam bullets which will not hurt anything, nerf being a toy gun.

Offline webpunter

What are nerf bullets?

Guns for kids that shoot foam darts.  Lethal from close range - kids soon figure that a well aimed shot @ the nadgers from about a foot hurts like fuck
They will go about 30-40 feet, maybe more with one of the sniper rifle variants.  Plenty on stuff on the inter-web but i don't think that toys r us [note spaces] would like a link on UKP

The advertised slogan is 'you can never have enough nerf bullets' - hence my reference

Offline vorian

No

I am not bothered whether the prossie thinks I am attractive.  Most likely she wouldnt be attracted to me whatever my weight - she is doing it for the money

I too do not care in the slightest, I would like to lose some weight purely to be more flexible with positions.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline DaveMugabe

Guns for kids that shoot foam darts.  Lethal from close range - kids soon figure that a well aimed shot @ the nadgers from about a foot hurts like fuck
They will go about 30-40 feet, maybe more with one of the sniper rifle variants.  Plenty on stuff on the inter-web but i don't think that toys r us [note spaces] would like a link on UKP

The advertised slogan is 'you can never have enough nerf bullets' - hence my reference
I must have rock hard bollocks then - never felt anything even from one foot distance

Offline webpunter

I must have rock hard bollocks then - never felt anything even from one foot distance

Try it wearing like speedos / nut huggers when in the garden in the summer
Especially when they get you right on the tip of your bell-end
In the space of one page we've gone from weight to wanking to nerf bullets.  Hilarious !

Offline DaveMugabe


Offline akauya

You lot are funny wankers  :lol: :lol:

... and to answer the OP - I couldn't care less about my body weight/looks when seeing a prossie.  I'm not paying her to fancy me, I'm paying her to pretend she's not repulsed by me when I'm enjoying her body :)



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