Author Topic: Yna - Erdington - Birmingham  (Read 4955 times)

Offline Rodney you plonker

So apologies for not posting a link but Ynas appear to be like the proverbial rocking horse deposit!
   The two names that kept  on cropping up were Li and Yna so both were duly done!
 Visit was a few weekends ago.
   Rang Yna previous night and arranged for following afternoon,Txt address and as I’d read the reviews parked on the co op car park,they must have the longest non working pay machines  :D so free parking.
    Appt is just off Erdington high street in Birmingham,if you’re by the kfc,Pizza Hut,firs stationer or said co op you’re not far away...but called Yna and she directed me in.
    Yna is small,not bad looking but very pleasant persona and attitude...less than 5 ft tall and wafer thin,dressed in jeans and jumper with socks and flip flops :D
    Careful on the stairs and down a long corridor,bathroom available and into the den.
    Low massage table,Yna asks if you have any problems health wise and continually during the massage.Paid the dues and clothes off face down as normal.Yna concentrates on your body the first time she told me...watches how your muscles move and react,I asked her why she was so quiet and that was her answer.Nearer the end she talked a lot more though lol.
    Covers you in towels and basically walks all over you not as painful as it sounds.Covers everything,even your ears...then she takes off the towels and on with the hot oil...not too hot...back,legs and some lovely raunchy reach unders,never mentioned happy endings just the normal”lifting” of the nether regions gets the message through...no touching whatsoever,didn’t ask,didn’t try,was just enjoying what she was doing to me!
   Does both sides which was a first then onto the turn over...lots  of time again spent on all areas,then asks if you want prostrate massage and on back...or kneeling...went for the prostrate on my back and Yna certainly knows what she is doing...the ultimate deed wasn’t happening so I stopped the prostrate and she then clapped her hands and said ok,just relax,I know what the problem is!...Get like a dog...lmfao...so on my knees and five minutes later the sheets need changing,followed by a gleeful Yna clapping her hands and squealing in delighte :lol:
She takes her time over the clean up and gives advice on either having a shower then or recommends leaving residue oil for a few hours as it’s non aromatic apparently.Yna is a lovely woman,knows her craft.
     Imho another for the must visit regularly book and at£45 for one and a half hours (I was in there just under two hours!) great vfm!Only downside is no touching but she is doing that much to you you don’t realise until it’s all over lol,and you ain’t getting out that door until you’re happy!
   Will I go back?What do you reckon!

Offline Beamer

Great review Rodney.
It's sometimes quite nice to lay back (or kneel) and enjoy.

Offline Littlefoot

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I had a very similar experience with her. I asked her how old she was. The reply was "not as old as you"  :lol:

Offline Rodney you plonker

I’d read your review LF so didn’t give her the opportunity to rub my age in :lol:I just told her I was ancient :drinks:

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I’d read your review LF so didn’t give her the opportunity to rub my age in :lol:I just told her I was ancient :drinks:

You plonker  :D  :D  :drinks: you do realise by choosing that nic you're leaving yourself open to plenty of plonker jibes.  :D :D :drinks:

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 :drinks:broad shoulders and thick skin  :yahoo:

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It's a strange flat if I remember rightly. Bit like the tardis.   :hi:

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Except K9 was more attractive!

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Hi


Do you have a phone number please?? Need some back walking lol  :wacko:



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Thanks Goldfinch. have tried calling but no joy. Must be busy. Will try again later.  :D

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Thanks Goldfinch. have tried calling but no joy. Must be busy. Will try again later.  :D

Maybe sending a text is the way to go-I sent her one about 15 mins ago and just got a reply.

Seems like good value:

£45 for 90 mins.

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Maybe sending a text is the way to go-I sent her one about 15 mins ago and just got a reply.

Seems like good value:

£45 for 90 mins.

 :dancegirl:


Thanks. Did just that and got a reply . Asked about details and she text back just massage NO HANKY PANKY lol.

Does she provide HE or not? If so is it extra or part of the service £45?

Confused now. Dont want to go there and she doesnt offer HE . Its the deal breaker of a massage for me .

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Thanks. Did just that and got a reply . Asked about details and she text back just massage NO HANKY PANKY lol.

Does she provide HE or not? If so is it extra or part of the service £45?

Confused now. Dont want to go there and she doesnt offer HE . Its the deal breaker of a massage for me .

She will give you a HE. All part of the price.

Offline Spurt

Definitely HE .Some years back I had one to start and finish when I could manage such things in 90 minutes.

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Definitely HE .Some years back I had one to start and finish when I could manage such things in 90 minutes.


Oh the days of youth LOL  :lol:

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