Visit in the last couple of days. I normally ponder before posting a review but this one needs to be done to save anyone else from the same experience.
Some of the basics are copied from my previous review of Linda at the same establishment.
This place seems to constantly post Gumtree adverts. All variations on the same theme and giving different phone numbers. Occasional mentions of a Japanese girl but I've yet to see one.
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Preamble & communicationIt started with an unsolicited message from Angel Spa, a no no in itself. "New girl, 22 years old and beautiful", name Ci Ci.
Obviously taken with a large pinch of salt but I took a chance and booked two hours by text.
The venueLooking on Google Street View I think this used to be a solicitor's office.
Through the door you enter a large reception area where you might find the ladies relaxing. There are three massage rooms, one on the ground floor and two on the first. The rooms are all large but decoration is quite basic. Proper massage tables are used and at least one is heated. There's an upstairs toilet but no shower. The light hasn't worked for ages and portable light is used when it gets dark. If you're lucky there'll be a face cloth to dry your hands.
The shop fronts directly onto the main road so not a discrete entrance. Car parking can be found in the nearby side streets.
Ci CiPlain looking, 5' 3", in her 30s and a bit podgy. Smallish breasts with small nipples. Obvious childbith scar. English virtually non-existent.
The meetingOn arrival I was taken upstairs. Ci Ci was busy so I was left in the small room they normally keep padlocked. I waited for around 15 minutes before Ci Ci was free. Not the best of starts.
In the room the £60 for two hours was asked for straight away. I started to strip and Ci Ci almost had her clothes off before me. She was quite touchy feely and managed to say "B2B", gestured for a blowjob and held up 6 fingers. We spent several minutes negotiating in sign language but she wouldn't budge so I relented and the £60 was again asked for up front.
Negotiations out of the way Ci Ci got touchy feely again. It looked like some nice kissing was on offer but all she did was stick out her tongue and wiggle it around, no touching of lips. This did nothing for me so I gestured for her to lie down on the table and I indulged in a bit of reverse oral. Lots of fake moans which is off-putting and wriggling around which makes it very difficult to give oral.
Enough of that I gestured for Ci Ci to massage me. This turned out to be nothing special and not very sensual until the very end when there was a bit of reach under. The B2B involved Ci Ci rubbing her smallish breasts on me for around 30 seconds.
I turned over and oil was applied to my front. A bit of massage, a bit more of a tit rub and it was blowjob time. Ci Ci used about 10 wet wipes on my cock, balls and surrounding area. Satisfied I was clean enough a reasonable blowjob ensued with a bit of ball licking and alternating with a handjob. After a few minutes she started talking to me in Chinese like I've got a clue what she's on about. Off she goes for her phone and translation app. I still couldn't get what she was on about. I think she was trying to upsell, offer me more time or time with another girl. There were only a few minutes left and I was getting pissed off. I kept pointing to my declining boner and just wanted her to finish what she started. Eventually she got the message and carried on with the blowjob/handjob combo. Now this is where I got really pissed off. Sensing I was close to cumming she stopped with the blowjob and carried on by hand. Then just as I was about to blow my load she stopped altogether and started to move away. I grabbed her and pulled her back to finish me off. In those few seconds I'd started to cum and the orgasm was ruined.
Overall a pretty shit experience.
The melonFor longer bookings I'll take something to snack on and on this occassion I had a honeydew melon. This was taken away by one of the other ladies to cut up and that was the last I saw of it!
The prosA convenient location and parking nearby.
Proper massage tables.
The consNo shower that I've found but I always have one before I go and don't have to worry about returning home a bit oily.
The rooms are a bit spartan.
A late start.
Weird "kissing".
Very limited B2B.
Uninspiring massage.
Fairly expensive for what was delivered.
Even allowing for a bit of artistic licence Ci Ci was nothing like her description.
Trying to haggle with someone who hardly speaks two words of English.
Trying to upsell during the ending with hardly any time left.
A ruined orgasm.
They stole my melon!!!
Would I return?Not to see Ci Ci.
