Link: External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyAnd: External Link/Members OnlyPre-amble: A first for me, a massage. She popped up on UKE with a couple of tasty media photos and website. Website looked professional, and services also seemed to be professional.
£50 for ‘holistic release’ March Offer. Normally £65. Other rates on website.
Comms:Initial UKE email, and then by email. No contact through AW.
Location:Flat in Northend Portsmouth. Ground floor, close to London Road.
Looks:Very slightly built. 5’ 4” at most, probably a size 8-10. God knows what breast size, but perfectly proportioned. Long, red hair. Similar colour to Hayley_x_x, but longer. Facially attractive IMO.
Attitude:Relaxed, very professional. All professional qualification certificates on wall of Massage room.
Service:Started with the medical run-down, Name, Address, medical history etc. I doubt if you get that in one of the Asian massage joints. Iced water provided, then into the massage room. Advised to get totally naked for the massage, although towels were provided for the shy. Massage started with back and shoulders, thighs calves and feet. Then turned over for arms, chest and legs. At no time were any ‘cheeky’ tickles attempted. Face and scalp massage followed. She then sat on the table, between my legs, with her feet placed either side of my stomach. Hands were allowed to rest on her lower legs. The Lingam then began. Massaging upper thighs, groin area, perineum and balls. By this time, junior had decided to join in the fun, and he was provided with a full 30 minutes of massaging, stroking and gentle squeezing. Edging all the way. I don’t know how many times I nearly came, but she knew exactly when to slow down, or return to massaging thighs. Time nearly up, she decided mine was, and the full force of 30 minutes build up exploded, almost giving myself a facial. She continued slow gentle massages for a couple of minutes, cleaned me up, and left the room for me to recover, shower if needed, and get dressed.
Overall:The whole ‘experience’ lasted about 2 hours. As it was a first for me, I have nothing to compare it to, but I was happy with the service and professional attitude. Excellent VFM, even at the non-offer rate. I'll bee returning when B2B and Nuru services are introduced.
