Author Topic: LilTheLustyLibrarian - Edinburgh  (Read 3918 times)


13 review(s) for LilTheLustyLibrarian (7 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Manongirl

I have looked around this site a few times but never posted a review so I apologise if it's not that good quality.

A bit about me firstly: I am very inexperienced with punting, I have only been to about 5 or 6 escorts in total and I am very simple in my likes i.e. OWO then doggy and leave but I have a fondness for more mature ladies which is part of the reason why I wanted to see why Lilly is so well reviewed.

Name: Lilly
Profile link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Location: Not sure how much info I can put here.  She is in a new location now (going by previous reviews) which is located on a street off Bonnington Road.
Venue: Her flat is very clean, very tidy, she had some quiet music playing in the background.

The Review:

I called her when near her address as per her request.  I had difficulty finding it and there was no flat numbers except for on the buzzer pad and there are multiple so I didn't fancy going 1 by 1 trying to find it but I got there in the end.

When I entered her flat she greeted me with a kiss and a hug wearing her secretary outfit I requested.  I asked to use the bathroom to freshen up then into the room I went.  I can only assume it was the bedroom as there was a sofa, bed and a dining table in the room!

We kissed, cuddled and caressed on the sofa for a bit then she suggested we get more comfortable on the bed.  We continued on the bed then she said "I'm going to suck your cock" which some people like for me it does nothing but whatever haha.  She started giving me OWO and I must say it was fairly mediocre - not the worst I have had but wasn't much sensation to it. 

After that she put the condom on me and started to straddle me then we switched to doggy.  This is the point that was most disappointing - usually I cum quick - but there wasn't much sensation as, in the politest way I can but also being honest, she was fairly 'loose'.  Also, there was a light smell of ass kept hitting my nose which was incredibly off-putting.  I eventually finished and came over her tits.

I was very disappointed but was not the worst I have been to.

Notes to other punters:

- She told me she has 4 children
- She claims to have a pretty face but I personally would disagree
- The reviews (which seem to be outdated) describe her as having a nice body but I personally thought she was a bit saggy.
- I think she is older than what she claims to be

Only reason why I didn't give a negative was because she did nothing wrong just I wouldn't recommend her to anyone.

On that point, I will never be back to see her.

Feel free to ask anything I may have missed or would like to know.

Offline Clattypats

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I was very disappointed but was not the worst I have been to.
Thanks for the review :thumbsup:... May be helpful if you do likewise with the worst...  :hi:

Offline willie loman

Fine review, some posters just review their own performance, fancy a bus pass wg myself .

Offline TommyMoundfrigger

some posters just review their own performance,

I never thought of it like that before but you are absolutely correct  :thumbsup:

Thanks for the review OP

Offline suckmyglock

Should be lily lily the crusty librarian, when she gonna retire??

Offline Clattypats

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I never thought of it like that before but you are absolutely correct  :thumbsup:
Too true :thumbsup:.. Perhaps yourself and Willie could muster up some sort of template as a guide for certain posters... Don't forget to put price and duration on it, and also a reminder there is a 'Neg' option on it aswell... ;) :hi:

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Offline Poopster

Age 44?  She's been in her 40s for at least the last 15 years.  I'm sure she was about 40 when I first noticed her all that time ago.

Offline Uncle Buck

Sounds like she was lucky to scrape a Neutral. Very balanced review OP and had your expectations been greater then i guess she would have been a negative.

UB

Offline spock0206

I saw her last year and she did not look in her 40's, more like 55-60. I would have rated her Negative just for this reason.

Offline thecrippler

She did once tell me her age, and she’d be around 52-53 now.

Agree with the review, she is vanilla, but well turned out and well spoken typically.

I’ve seen her about twice, and was a plan B each time, expensive for what you get in my opinion.

Offline Name Not Found

Shame the OP didn't check (or believe) my review from late last year as it mirrors his experience.  Age-wise, I'd agree with mid 50s. Long past her sell-by date.

some posters just review their own performance,

Check out a guy on the NE forum who calls himself Sar-major. every single review is him reviewing himself and his (allegedly) big dick, and they're all identical - the girls hardly get a look in. Freakin' hilarious.


Offline Uncle Buck

Check out a guy on the NE forum who calls himself Sar-major. every single review is him reviewing himself and his (allegedly) big dick, and they're all identical - the girls hardly get a look in. Freakin' hilarious.

Read his review of Cum4Christie and it was more of a review of himself and his knob. What a twat.

Offline Name Not Found

Read his review of Cum4Christie and it was more of a review of himself and his knob. What a twat.

Trust me, they're all exactly the same. The NE guys seem to worship him though. Very weird.

Offline Davey Dykes

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I love his "liberal" and seemingly random use of "quote marks".

Offline Davidwill

Thanks a lot for the review, actually someone recommended highly but this review feels more true...