Who: Submissive Lauren
Where: block of flats on Euston road between Warren Street and Great Portland Street stations
Comms: by text and then phone call when I got there. Quick and concise
The girl: as depicted. Heavily made up and virtually no arse though
Services: kissing, ro, owo, dt, facial
How much: £120 for 30 minutes
In short: disappointing given her reputation and price
Positives: delivers services well
Neutral; audible other presences in the flat, soaking wet carpet in the hall
Negatives: mechanical and a bit soulless/empty
Would I return? No
TLDR: I’ve been wanting to meet Lauren for a while based on her service list and the reactions on here so this was fairly disappointing. Expectations probably played a part but I found the whole experience pretty lacklustre. Lauren is advertised and looks almost as you’d expect although personally I found her makeup very heavy and her ass to be nearly non existent.
She ticked all the boxes service wise but none of it was delivered with particular gusto or enthusiasm and for me this definitely keeps her from mixing with the very best I’ve met.
I went down on her for a bit (I’ll say this for her, her vajayjay could be used as a template to build more, very pretty pussy) and she performed a frankly laughable fake orgasm after which she said thank you which nearly made guffaw.
I then facefucked her to a facial finish at which point she had her head over the side of the bed and when I started to beat the meat she sat up and covered the top half of her face with both hands... super sexy stuff.
I was offered a departure shower and while I was in there I heard the next punter arrive (although I can’t say for sure that he was there to see Lauren as there was at least one other girl in the apartment) so timed my exit for when I was sure he was in to the other room. Again, not great.
As a conclusion I’m surprised Lauren has managed to draw the amount of praise she has on here, especially while charging the prices she does. Yet another proof that price does not equate to service in this game. I walked out satisfied but feeling pretty limp so this is a negative but borderline neutral.
