External Link/Members OnlyFirst things first, I could have told you this would be a negative before she even arrived, but I had that old problem of it not being my head that was doing the thinking for me.
If you’ve clicked on the link, you’ll see an absolute stunner - I kind of knew it wouldn’t be here who arrived at the hotel, but figured they wouldn’t replace someone like that with a dog.
Spoke to her on the phone beforehand and checked services - the usual “it’s extra for OWO, kissing, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc” but I wasn’t surprised, and as it was gone midnight with only £120 on my pocket and I couldn’t be bothered to head to an ATM, then I figured I’d take my chances in the interest of research. Agreed £120 to include OWO.
She arrived, and while she wasn’t a dog she wasn’t even similar to the pictures on the link. Right there, that’s a negative regardless of service as it’s B&S.
Romanian not Italian, obviously.
She’s not bad looking, she asks for the £120 up front which is normal enough, and goes to freshen up. I just figure I’ll make the most of it as I’m feeling desperate to fuck something, anything
She gave a great massage to start with, felt really good, very sensual, and actually helped my old man bad back no end. So for that she gets a big thumbs up.
Then onto oral. She immediately grabs a rubber, and I pulled her up on it. She said “no, £100 extra for OWO”. So I asked why I’d paid £120 instead of the quoted £100, and she suddenly lost all ability to speak or understand any English. I could have argued but I was also concerned about Sergei waiting outside to break me, so I just got in with it. In fairness to “Kelly” the blowjob was very good indeed - no teeth, plenty of proper suction and licking and good eye contact, and she stroked my balls while she was sucking away - it wasn’t perfect but I enjoyed it. Warned her to slow down, but she obviously forgot English again and I blew my load, at which point she retreated to the bathroom again.
When she came out, she proceeded to get dressed - I pointed out it was an hour booking and she said “you cum once” and carried on dressing. Again, rather than argue, I figured I knew this was coming, and just need to learn from the experience - rather just go to sleep than have a moody hooker sat in my room for the next half hour.
Checking the time, she’d actually been with me for 35 mins, which on the one hand was surprisingly long, but on the other hand worked out at about £200/hour for a covered blowjob and a massage...
Long story short, I’ll make better plans next time, will avoid AJ London Escorts, and will go a bit more upmarket if I’m having an outcall.
