External Link/Members OnlyTop class, superb, Nymphomaniac, one of the best, living legend........
the superlatives for this lady are endless and positive and portray her as one of the 'greats' of Manchester ....and arguably she was, once
Seen Savanna a multitude of times and always had a fabulous time with a superb service from a very fit woman (see her profile photos on Sheridans website) so I set off with great anticipation, full off hope and ready to 'renew service' with one of the great providers.
Sheridans is well reviewed on here so needs no further reporting but as always it provides great rates and a strong choice of versatile and willing ladies in nice surroundings. I arrived before Savanna and had a brew in reception and waited for her to appear, full of anticipation like Charlie entering Willie Wonka's factory. I was hoping for a large lemon sherbet with a raspberry twist which hid a hazelnut chocolate caramel centre encased in a pear drop and pineapple chunk inner shell with a side order of wine gums was foremost on my mind and Savanna was, from memory, the perfect candy box capable of the perfect delivery. Soon the bell buzzed and she was let in and her familiar Irish twang could be heard and memories started to flood back of this perfect sex machine and what was to come .
Savanna went in to the ladies room to get ready and I was led into the bedroom after duly paying my fee, £80 for an hour, and nipped into the shower, dried off and lay face down on the bed waiting ......
Savanna came in said 'hi' then within 3 seconds she was snogging vigorously and there then follows half an hour of deep throating, 69, doggy, cowboy, vigorous hand job, face sitting and a shuddering climax deep inside her obliging mouth with her lips clamped on my dick sucking like a prototype Dyson trying to pass record suction levels...I wa strained and had a big smile on my face. Normal service had been resumed.
So why the Negative? A fair question which I will try to answer
1) she claims she has spent £85,000 dong herself up - new teeth, breast implants, facial work and even buttock implants. All that looks great, particularly the buttocks which really are firm and flawless but there lies the problem - a skin tight face, firm perfectly shaped tits and a firm bum but in between and all around the body is old, it is wrinkly, it isn't what it was and there is body of a 54 year old with parts transplanted from a 20 year old and it just didn't work for me
2) the booking was for an hour and she worked frantically and I couldn't last any longer than I did but then she said 'that was good you don't want another pop do you I don't think I could keep going". The moment for recovery and going again was totally deflated and a pretty poor massage was given for about 10 minutes. My fault partly for not pushing but I had lost the will
3) she had no idea about charges at Sheridans and I asked for something and she said ' what charge' is it when there wasn't one. This happened twice
4) Twice she left the room to get items we needed and that interrupted the flow
5) I got the impression it was all a 'well oiled,' much practiced 'paint by numbers' service designed to work but with little variation or deviation
6) she is, undoubtedly, getting old and it shows, her profile photos must be 15 years out of date and misleading
7) for your 'buck' there are better alternatives
reluctantly I give a neutral as it just was not the Savanna from 15 years ago and it was a bit like bringing home your favourite holiday wine and sitting in the lounge on a wet tuesday evening to drink it with some Cheese and Onion crisps and the wife nagging on and discovering that it just doesn't hit the spot like it did when drinking it at a restaurant in little square in Bordeaux with a fine cheese and gorgeous french ladies walking by on the Boulevard
sorry for Savanna fans but she just wasn't the same - but still pretty good for those who weren't punting when she was around 15 years ago
