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Offline jb34

Found this add on gumtree, Patcha thai massage Shawlands, Glasgow

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Went for a massage last week in the morning. Called the number it wrang out and then call was returned 5 mins later. I asked for prices and how much for happy ending. 30 for half hour massage and 10 extra for happy ending. The address was sent by text message, postcode no door number. Called when I arrived to ask for door number and buzzer. Residential area in Shawlands. It was quiet but not a lot of parking but managed to get a space a street away. Was buzzed in, ground floor flat. Was shown to the room, massage table, music etc. Thai lady about late twenties early thirties. Average looking and average build, not petite but not big. She seemed friendly enough but not overly chatty but I tend not to chat much. Paper work out the way, stripped and onto the table. Massage was good, legs first, a few credit card swipes but not overly going for it. Nice teasing but not sure whether deliberate or just her normal way. Back then arms massaged, seemed to last quite long, then onto my front. Legs again. Should say she used oil and I asked for medium strength which was about right. She pushed my left leg up toward my head, like a lying down squat position which I've never had and massaged all over and into my groin. Started getting hard at that point, which I don't normally until they touch my cock. I was really starting to enjoy at this point, same with right leg. I thought she would start playing with me then but she didn't. She moved onto my arms and shoulders and that lasted for another bit. She wiped the oil off with paper and a towel, she then put the paper on my stomach. She started wanking me, I was semi at first but she went straight to it using at wo hand technique. Was OK but a bit mechanical, I didn't last long and said I was going to cum and she caught it with the paper. She cleaned me up and I got dressed and off I went. Overall I would give it a 7. 5 out of 10, I would probably go back as it was a good massage and lasted probably 40 minutes. Forgot to say she was wearing a summer dress, I didn't try to touch her either. Not sure if she worked with anyone but I think she might have two rooms set up, I had the feeling she let someone else in while I was getting dressed and showed them to another room. Hopefully covered everything but if not let me know as it is my first post.

Ipman1973

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Found this add on gumtree, Patcha thai massage Shawlands, Glasgow

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. Thai lady about late twenties early thirties.

Lol rose tinted spectacles , patcha  must be  around 45 easily and well established locally. I'd defy anyone to find an actual proper better Masseuse but sensuous is not in her vocabulary.  Charming lady though.

Edited definataly a landlord/ flatmate whatever as guy stuff in hallway and bathroom an you hear doors and likes of  toilet  mysteriously flushing.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2019, 04:57:18 pm by Ipman1973 »

Offline jb34

She looks good for that age though, I'm surprised. If I go back I'll need to look more closely lol

Offline Uncle Buck

Her minimum age is 45 in my opinion. No way late 20s or early 30s as suggested by the OP.

Ipman1973

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Her minimum age is 45 in my opinion. No way late 20s or early 30s as suggested by the OP.
I  reckon UB and I are similar in age , but when your younger it's difficult to judge ages,  like you never really understand your parents age.  However to completely destroy my "street cred " Lol whatever the hell  that  WAS...the op  mentioned "wo" technique  ???  So educate me please ?
« Last Edit: March 17, 2019, 06:38:40 pm by Ipman1973 »

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Should read 'a two hand' haha

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I saw Patcha  about 3 years ago now, when she first started working in Glasgow...didn't review, but might have mentioned it in the massage thread..and to put it bluntly, I thought she was a total pain in the arse, she actually annoyed the fuck out of me.

Therefore...and in spite of the fact, she's had many positive mentions and a few reviews on here a as well...I've never been tempted to go back, even in the current climate.

Offline jb34

Found this add on gumtree, Patcha thai massage Shawlands, Glasgow

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Went for a massage last week in the morning. Called the number it wrang out and then call was returned 5 mins later. I asked for prices and how much for happy ending. 30 for half hour massage and 10 extra for happy ending. The address was sent by text message, postcode no door number. Called when I arrived to ask for door number and buzzer. Residential area in Shawlands. It was quiet but not a lot of parking but managed to get a space a street away. Was buzzed in, ground floor flat. Was shown to the room, massage table, music etc. Thai lady about late twenties early thirties. Average looking and average build, not petite but not big. She seemed friendly enough but not overly chatty but I tend not to chat much. Paper work out the way, stripped and onto the table. Massage was good, legs first, a few credit card swipes but not overly going for it. Nice teasing but not sure whether deliberate or just her normal way. Back then arms massaged, seemed to last quite long, then onto my front. Legs again. Should say she used oil and I asked for medium strength which was about right. She pushed my left leg up toward my head, like a lying down squat position which I've never had and massaged all over and into my groin. Started getting hard at that point, which I don't normally until they touch my cock. I was really starting to enjoy at this point, same with right leg. I thought she would start playing with me then but she didn't. She moved onto my arms and shoulders and that lasted for another bit. She wiped the oil off with paper and a towel, she then put the paper on my stomach. She started wanking me, I was semi at first but she went straight to it using a two hand technique. Was OK but a bit mechanical, I didn't last long and said I was going to cum and she caught it with the paper. She cleaned me up and I got dressed and off I went. Overall I would give it a 7. 5 out of 10, I would probably go back as it was a good massage and lasted probably 40 minutes. Forgot to say she was wearing a summer dress, I didn't try to touch her either. Not sure if she worked with anyone but I think she might have two rooms set up, I had the feeling she let someone else in while I was getting dressed and showed them to another room. Hopefully covered everything but if not let me know as it is my first post.

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I guess the lad is smitten ?  :wacko:

Joking aside I do visit for bad back reasons.

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I've got a bad knee and find when I get a proper massage from her it hurts at the time but feels much better than usual for days afterwards.

I'd reckon, bearing in mind she's Thai, she's probably late 40's.

Offline rubntugn

I was somehow under the impression Patcha was legit. Does she chop and change between Legit and Sensual?

Offline Uncle Buck

I was somehow under the impression Patcha was legit. Does she chop and change between Legit and Sensual?

One things for sure...... It’s NEVER fucking sensual......

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I don't even know if she does offer any extras, I only go to see her for a legit massage when I want something more therapeutic.

Offline chinafan

I remember stepping into her shower before the massage and the bath was super slippery. I nearly went on my neck, smashing the side of my knee into the edge of the bath. Fuck me it was sore!

I've visited her a few times when I'm up in Glasgow as the seen up there is terrible at the moment and with Patcha you know what your going to get: proper massage and a tug at the end.

And her age, shes def in her 40s.

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This review is all that came up when I searched, but I have had no reply to text and phone goes to answer. "Elvis has left the building"?