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External Link/Members Only Saw her a few days ago in Bristol. Comms great, quick responses to texts and I was on my way to a central hotel, no worries getting past reception BUT you need a key to get through to the lifts
- luckily someone was coming out as I needed to go in so I slipped through no problem. But there could have been some prolonged hanging about trying not to look shifty....
Door opened and first impressions were of a smiley woman (good). But a second later that was replaced by "oh... she's larger and older than her pics. In fact she looks nothing like them". I know, I know - I should have walked at that moment. But I was in need of a shag and my window of opportunity wasn't very long, so I didn't have time to spend searching for someone else who would be available at a moment's notice.
Anyway, I thought, OK so she's a bit older and a bit curvier than her pics, but hey, the reviews on here are decent and she's not a minger - just nothing like her photos - so maybe it'll be a great punt.
Wrong.
After freshening up I moved in for a kiss. Head turned away. She was wearing a one-piece lingerie thing, which I started removing so I could see these famous tits of hers. She wriggled out of the lingerie and OK her tits are big, but I thought they looked saggy. I put my hand on one - she jumped like she'd had an electric shock, "no baby, very sensitive". Fuck, thought I. This is not going well. She moved us over to the bed, I lay down, tried to get a finger somewhere near her pussy - not a chance. She started wanking me but I was only semi-hard as this was such an unerotic experience.
She reached for the condoms, and I said "can we do oral without?", to which - surprise surprise - the answer was "no baby, I don't do". I never see girls who don't do OWO, and having checked her profile again after the punt, OWO is on there. So, condom on, to be fair a reasonably enthusiastic BJ but covered oral does nothing for me so I remained semi-hard at best. Tried fucking but obviously no chance that was going to work in my completely unaroused state. Condom off again and she started wanking me again. I shut my eyes and thought about an insanely hot girl from Seeking Arrangement I'd fucked a bunch of times when I was in New York a couple of weeks before, which was enough to get me hard enough to finally cum, just about (and after a LOT of scrolling through the memory bank).
Summary: fucking rubbish. If it's the same girl as others have seen, well, she was having a massive off-day when I saw her. But everything about her service and her looks were so different from the reports on here, that I'm wondering if someone else has taken her profile.
Punts like this make me remember why I stopped punting and used Seeking Arrangement exclusively for 18 months. it's more expensive, sure, but I find the experience - generally - is on a different planet. My meeting with Amelie PoshKiss felt like I just threw £80 down the drain, for nothing.
