Tina's been reviewed a couple of times on UKP before, and as I was passing through Westcliff I decided to see if I could get a quick appointment. She had time to fit me in for a 30 minute session which was what I wanted. Anyone familiar with Tina will know she's a bit too fussy about who she will see - you have to be a non-smoker, not wear deodorant spray IIRC - which is a bit farcical, but those are her rules!
External Link/Members Only - there are plenty of ads Tina has posted online, this one has a face photo.
Looks 6/10 - she's not a bad looking woman, about 5' 2" tall, slim size 8, long black hair, tanned skin. In a previous call she admitted she was a grandmother. You imagine that when she was younger she was a bit of a head turner. Ad says she's 47...
Service 7/10 - get stripped off, lie face down on the table. Tina starts the massage very professionally, using an unscented oil. At some point she lays some hot stones on me, it's my first experience of this and it's thoroughly pleasant. Throughout the massage Tina is extremely chatty which I enjoyed. I don't recall any CC swipes or reachunders during the first part of the massage. On the turn, she's immediately oiling my old boy and starts talking dirty, it's quite entertaining hearing her chuntering on about how my cock would feel inside her pussy! That's not on offer, certainly not on the initial meet anyway. She allows me to touch her small breasts and the outside of her cunt, allows me a little bit of penetration with my digits but Tina makes it clear she isn't keen on finger blasting. I didn't immediately rise to Tina's wanking technique which surprised me, eventually we get there and I cum over her hands. Tina doesn't allow clients to shower, so it's a wipe with the tissue paper, get dressed and I'm out of there.
Car parking 3/5 - because of roadworks and diversions on her actual road I had to park a couple of minutes walk from Tina's flat. But it seems that it's ok to park considerably closer to her place when the roadworks are done.
Premises 3/5 - Tina operates from a first floor maisonette. The room the massage takes place in is small, the bathroom is spotless.
Value for money 6/10 - Tina charged £55 for a 30 minute session including HE, not the cheapest or expensive total I have paid for a 30 minute appointment.
Total 25/40 - it's a (low) positive for me as the service is good, Tina is relatively attractive for her age, and she's quite engaging during the session. Not sure if I'd return to Tina but she certainly gets a thumbs up from me.
