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Offline Blue1878

I have experienced a number of massage providers over the years and reviewed most in here. Now despite the obvious services we all seek when we book a massage it has to be said I am beginning to question the therapeutic benefits of these massages.
I have not had a massage now for nearly 6 weeks and it has to be said that a nagging pain in my lower back has actually gone so beginning to wonder if some of the providers are actually the cause of my back pain.
Not sure whether to return to the scene or find something different

Offline Cryton123

I think it’s safe to assume that any masseuse willing to pull your todger at the end of a massage will have little or no knowledge of chiropractics!  :sarcastic:

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I have experienced a number of massage providers over the years and reviewed most in here. Now despite the obvious services we all seek when we book a massage it has to be said I am beginning to question the therapeutic benefits of these massages.
I have not had a massage now for nearly 6 weeks and it has to be said that a nagging pain in my lower back has actually gone so beginning to wonder if some of the providers are actually the cause of my back pain.
Not sure whether to return to the scene or find something different

If you have issues with your back - see your doctor not a prostitute.
If your car wasn`t working well - you wouldn`t take it to a garden centre to get them to look at it.

Offline Doc Holliday

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If you have issues with your back - see your doctor not a prostitute.
If your car wasn`t working well - you wouldn`t take it to a garden centre to get them to look at it.

To be honest if you've got a bad back you may as well go the garden centre with it, as they will be as much use as the doctor and the prostitute.  :)

Offline Gordon Bennett

If you have issues with your back - see your doctor not a prostitute.
If your car wasn`t working well - you wouldn`t take it to a garden centre to get them to look at it.


I think he's saying there's nothing intrinsically wrong with his back but visits to rub and tug places are fucking his back up..... Reckon he's successfully self-diagnosed and no need to trouble the NHS really.
Quite a money spinner I suppose...... Administering some temporary relief but planting enough damage to ensure repeat visits - the cunning little scamps!

Offline cueball

I think it’s safe to assume that any masseuse willing to pull your todger at the end of a massage will have little or no knowledge of chiropractics!  :sarcastic:
Indeed... They're prossies that pretend to massage and as in the op, can do more damage than good.

Ofcourse, that's a sweeping generalisation... Some will be handy  :D in both

Offline Blackpool Rock

If you have issues with your back - see your doctor not a prostitute.
If your car wasn`t working well - you wouldn`t take it to a garden centre to get them to look at it.
Fuck, wish i'd known that before, got a problem starting on cold mornings and so far the bastards have made me fill the boot with bark chips; sold me over 20 gnomes and i've even got a gas barbecue being fitted on the passenger seat next week  :lol:

Seriously though I do sometimes get lower back pain and whenever I see a girl they do tend to make it worse as they haven't got a fucking clue what they're doing and you can do a lot of damage quite easily, worst thing is when they straddle and sit on your lower back as it just puts pressure and distorts your spine in the wrong direction.
Didn't realise anyone actually saw a prossie expecting to get a decent massage though :unknown:

I have previously heard that the act of having sex is actually supposed to be good for a bad back though, something to do with the pelvic thrusting  :music: 

Offline Terryray

last week my wife got message off Argos to say our  feather down  mattress we were using was being recalled   because of safety issues, so weve bought  a fibre one tried it before  when i came home from the pub, i slept like a log  but now me backs fxcked  i may have to  resort to a pro  to fix it any recommendation in north liverpool

Offline Xtro

I went see the doctor about my bad back.
"How did this happen?" he asked.
"Having sex doggy style." I replied.
"I wouldn't think that would cause it." he remarked.
I said "I know, but the dog kept turning round to lick my face!"   :scare:

 :P  :D  :lol:

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I went see the doctor about my bad back.
"How did this happen?" he asked.
"Having sex doggy style." I replied.
"I wouldn't think that would cause it." he remarked.
I said "I know, but the dog kept turning round to lick my face!"   :scare:

 :P  :D  :lol:

Brought a one night stand back to my house and my dog is lying on the sofa licking its cock.
She gave me a sexy smile and said " I wouldn`t mind doing some of that"
" careful he doesn`t bite " I said

Offline JRWK

I have experienced a number of massage providers over the years and reviewed most in here. Now despite the obvious services we all seek when we book a massage it has to be said I am beginning to question the therapeutic benefits of these massages.
I have not had a massage now for nearly 6 weeks and it has to be said that a nagging pain in my lower back has actually gone so beginning to wonder if some of the providers are actually the cause of my back pain.
Not sure whether to return to the scene or find something different

Try something different - you won't regret it - I didn't!!

Offline Blue1878

To be clear I am well aware of the reasons I go for a Thai massage I.e a decent massage and HE and in some instances a bit more. Having done this for a number of years without issue it does appear that Thevssid massage may well be the cause of my back pain which as I stated has not occurred since my break for the last 6 weems. Happy to try something different so will keep watching your informative reviews before I take the plunge

Offline Home Alone

I've always seen a 'massage' at the start of FS as the girl trying to postpone the activity I've paid her for.

"Shall we start with a massage?" always receives a polite but defjnite "No, thanks." from me. E.g. the ACTION section of https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168664.0